Unspoiled! A Song Of Ice And Fire

Caetlyn isn't having a great day. Her sons are reported dead, so she heads down to the dungeon to finally get some answers out of Jaime Lannister. The answers she gets though aren't what she's looking for. 

Guess who's coming to dinner! It's our friend Tyrion, and it's all bad news, all the time for most of this chapter. Are the youngest Stark kids dead? What's going to happen to "Tyrion's woman". Who's worse that Circe? Let's work out all the deets, on this UNSPOILED!

The Wolf dreams are spreading! Now Jon gets a chance to see through his wolf's eyes, but he's not the only one in the animal magic game. What's going to happen with the rangers as the wildlings get wise to them!??

Things are really all over the place in Kings Landing. Dantos is drunk, Sandor Clegane seems drunk, and Sansa has a talk about womanhood with Queen Circe. We talk about spontanious matress combustion, the identity of Danto's secret helper, and Carrie.

Jon climbs up a rock face to kill some wildings, but ends up with an inconvenient prisoner. We discuss the chapter, and reflect back on Theon vs Tyrion as two men running castles that aren't so fond of them

Back from Hiatus! This epsidoe was recorded in a hotel, so sound is not quite up to usual standards. Still, we get to see what happens with Theon when Bran and Rickon escape custody.

Ok, check on the walls, check on the shantytowns, see if those pyromancers are keeping schedule. We take a real trip through Tyrion's to do list in this chapter, but a few juicy tidbits are revealed along the way, and we draw ever closer to the exciting conclusion!

Oh boy, welcome, to a real haunted hayride of prophecy, illusion, and pure who knows what that is Daenery's trip into the home of the warlocks! Check it out, and see how many connections we can make!

This was a great chapter. Arya gets sneaky in a bunch of different ways, and makes stuff happen. Pretty great! Prisoners from the north show up with Vargo Hoat, and things don't go as expected. Plus, free soup!

Theon takes Winterfell, Bran has maybe his last wolf dream,  and Brendan is pissed about this chapter.

Who wants to be arrowfodder? What's this got to do with commercials? Who the hell is Jubb App-a-tuba? This chapter is mostly about Catelyn getting battle news and wondering how many of her children are going to die, but we go big picture on fear and femenism.

Wow, some true confessions come out in this chapter! Tyrion talks about Tysha to Shae for the first time, and then Varys comes out with a doozy of a tale that really captures our hosts imagination.

More adventures beyond the wall! Lots of hot stews, less than whole hands. It's all roughing it with the night's watch this chapter, let's get UNSPOILED!

Shawdow babies! They make our dreams come true! Something very weird is happening at Storms End, and there's going to be a funeral and a baby shower, so we better get busy! Davos get's to see something truely bizarre, and sees Stannis slipping away from him. We get deep into blood magic, pregnancy spells, and how to change religions extra fast in this epsidoe of UNSPOILED!

RIOT! Everything is falling apart. Kings are being pelted with dead babies and everything is on fire. This proves fertile ground for an incindiery episode of UNSPOILED!!