Unspoiled! A Song Of Ice And Fire

What's up Qarth!? We haven't seen you in forever! Looks like Daenery's isn't getting the promised help as far as invading Westeros goes, but she is getting mairriage proposals. Brendan get's into Victorian stage magic, and Natasha doesn't think Jorah Mormont really has a plan.

Catelyn makes it back to Riverrun, but there's tension on all sides. She can't tell people what she's seen at Renly's camp, and she's pretty sure that Robb's army isn't making the best choices. But at least she gets to spend time with Ned Starks bones. Kind of a bummer of a chapter, but we do find out about a daring escape attempt on the part of Jamie Lannister.

More weird things are happening at Harrenhal, Arya is writing death checks, but who exactly is cashing them? We look into this, as well as who should be next, and some listener questions!

It's everyone's favorite Greyjoy, Theon! He's not content with the "butchers work" of just slaying seaside smallfolk. He wants the big lambchop at the center of the north-- Winterfell! We also find out that despite his betrayal, he's really not a fan of being called a traitor. I guess he really thought that one through. It's time to drown the sacrafices, in this episode of UNSPOILED!

Tyrion time again! The small council is meeting, so of course it's time for intruige. What's Cersei think Joffery is doing? Why does Littlefinger have a very specific list of demands? Is thirteen an appropriate age to hire a prostitute? Why's Cersei being so nice? We delve in and Brendan offer's some predicitons that actually have a chance of being true, as we try to suss out what road we're going down in this UNSPOILED!

It's back to Winterfell, to check up on Bran, and to learn more about Jojen's "green dreams". One of his prophecies has come true, so we do our best to decipher the message in the two new ones he presents. It's actually pretty intruiging! There's also followup on the Bastard of the Dreadfort, apparently there's a reason he's not called the Nice Guy of the Dreadfort, and we find that out in a pretty foul way.

Hey man, let's hang out in a circle of rocks and huddle. You huddling? Ok, it's time for a very unfocused episode. We dig into pre-history against Natasha's wishes, contemplate a multi-dimensional ex president, and Brendan makes Friday predictions.

What is going on here? Something has torn apart normal reality, and left nothing but pain and chaos in it's wake! Or maybe not! Someone in this world is a mind murderer. and there's only one way to find out who-- Catelyn and Brianne are going on the adventure of a lifetime. What the hell is happening, in todays UNSPOILED!

Oh boy, did you forget about Sansa? Joffery didn't, and it's a way too close brush with sadism, followed by a rescue by Tyrion that Sansa clearly feels is too little, too late. We talk Psychopaths, Joffery and Cercei's relationship, and how serious to take Dantos' plan. Then we answer some audience questions, and discuss what it would be like to marry a Ghost Hunter.

Catelyn goes to meet Renly and Stannis and try and broker some kind of peace. Unfortunately, these two aren't here to make up, they're here to fight for the kingship! An offhand remark by Stannis has us wondering exactly where gay people fit in Westeros and the religion of the Seven, and that takes us wildly into speculation. Take the ride with us, on this new UNSPOILED!

Dude, this chapter was a bummer. The depravities of Gregor Clegane hang over this chapter like a cloud, as we muddle through, trying to fing a light, amongst the ghosts of Harranhal.

Wake up Tyrion! You have to break your cousins brain and then go see your girlfiiend. It's a late night chapter, but a little low on intrigue for a Tyrion chapter, but it leads to some spontanious predictions. What's going on! Let's go check it out, in this episode of UNSPOILED!

Bran chapter! Howland Reed's kids are weird, and they want to talk to Bran about dreams. This makes us wonder about dreams, their place in life, and in art. We also answer a food question from the audience, discuss an unlikely beverage, and play a short game.

Daenerys is in the big city of Qarth! We're not sure exactly what Qarth is like, or how it's pronounced, but I'm assuming this is the equivilant of "taking Manhattan"  for Westeros. We discuss shark attack statistics, aquatic dragon activities, and what's up with Jorah Mormont.

Wow, this chapter got real sad, real quick. This episode we try keeping our spirits afloat when faced with the genocidal rampages of Gregor Clegane. It may have made us a little crazy. We then, in attempt to get things on a more cheerful tilt, we take on some audience questions! Come on in, and pull up an UNSPOILED!