The Beer Report
Summary: Welcome to the Beer Report! If you are looking for another NPR style beer tasting show... You are probably going to be disappointed. Who are we kidding? There are about 20 podcasts that sniff, swallow, twaddle and judge beer like fine wine. We are not one of those! We do drink a lot of good beer. We even talk about it... Sometimes we even know what we are talking about! On a real good show, we drink some shit beer! The Beer Report is about "confrontation" as co-host CHUD would say... The beer is the catalyst to everything else that is created for the show. Comedy, vulgarity, offensive points of view abound ahead! Listen at your own risk!
Its always a pleasure to sneak over to Dustin’s house for a gabfest while watching a movie. This holiday season, you can curl up with your best girl (or dude), add some lighter fluid to the egg-nog and listen as the “Drunk at the Movies Dream Team” throw down on a Rankin Bass Christmas classic! Rudy, the Red Beaked Reindeer (As the late great Dean Martin called him) We are back for a holiday episode. Dustin is joined by the guys from Throwin’ Wrenches Podcast, Groucho & Daryl, to watch the Rankin/Bass classic for the first time in years. It’s been a while since the last DATM episode, so we did a two-fer. Stay tuned next week for Weird Science! If you like what you hear, or if you have a movie suggestion, be sure to send feedback to firstname.lastname@example.org and Rate, Review, & Subscribe so you never miss an episode. Don’t forget… We will be broadcasting our Drunk at the Movies edition of Weird Science coming up. https://drunkenlullabiespodcast.libsyn.com/
While you were sleeping… We snuck off and made a show! Who knew it was going to happen? Who knew that episode 100 was right here in front of us? We didn’t! It was literally spur of the moment… “Hey CHUD… Wanna record a show?” And from that point on… Episode 100 was on. We talk about all our normal stuff… And then some. Apparently the two popes movie is something? We fawn all over Kurt Johnson’s work over at www.supernormalradio.com and actually talk about some beers. Are you ready for that? Neither were we! See you in 2021! https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thebeerreport/TBR_100_Final.mp3
1.27.20 I had a problem with our hosting service for the site and was looking over a few things. We have a big gap in 2009 to 2010 in the posts on our “new” domain that was transferred eons ago. I thought, “Hey, we are doing shows right now, lets throw out some old vintage stuff and let people know we are still around” So… Thats what you have here. Enjoy. Have a cold one for us… OR a room temp one works as well. G So its been a while since we were “that” dumb beer show out of Pekin… You’ll be glad to know we are back at the grindstone with more international stereotypes and TBR geographical knowledge to share. Tune in for a long show, we make up for our absence with some fun facts about Thomas Hardy, the Industrial Revolution and Aborigines. Beers on the show: Bottleworks Krulecop, Jenlain, Super Baladin, Thomas Hardy’s Ale,On the show: Cruel copsBeer Report Bucket!Closet space.Belgiumites vs. Germans vs. French brewers.Speaking Australian, Crocodile Dundee, and Aboriginal birth control.Italy absolved!TBR presents the Industrial Revolution.Budweiser’s new adman.Amy Winehouse.Nikki Six, DJ Ashba, and the 6AM Project.Don’t let CHUD store your beers!Thomas Hardy facts… CHUD’s rant on Tess of the D’urbervilles.Contest results.English porn talk. Beers on the show purchased at Friar Tuck in Peoria and Bloomington IL.Listen to it here: http://media.libsyn.com/media/thebeerreport/TBR40.mp3
Groucho packs up the family “truckster” and heads over to “The Voice’s” house for another session of classic John Hughes movie viewing nonssense with his buddy Daryl. This time we are watching the family classic with Chevy Chase… And we have to wonder if its aged well at all. Is there a reason Chevy has not had a career over the past two decades? We may have cracked the case in this ep… Dustin welcomes his old friends Groucho & Daryl from Throwin Wrenches back to show which can only mean one thing; time for a John Hughes movie. We are watching a summer vacation classic, National Lampoon’s Vacation. Join us as we drink some craft beers and talk all about a variety of topics during the movie, and we encourage you to do the same, especially with some beer from our sponsor Bearded Owl Brewing. This week we enjoy the new collabo beer with Wake Brewing, Demon Cleaner. Try it today at Bearded Owl, 112 State St in Peoria, IL. We also feature some music from our Bands of the Week, MxPx & The Dahlmanns. If you like what you hear, or if you have a movie suggestion, be sure to send feedback to email@example.com and Rate, Review, & Subscribe so you never miss an episode. http://traffic.libsyn.com/drunkenlullabiespodcast/DATMVacationComp.mp3
Oh the humanity! Groucho and CHUD made this show a few months ago thinking they were being smug and throwing out a few new shows early into 2019… Well, its the 8th month of 2019 and we are just getting this one out! We suck. We know it and dont really give a squirt. It is what it is… Shows when we feel like putting them out. Actually… Who are we fooling, CHUD has never produced more than one show… Its all Grouchos fault! Anywho… We follow up Roth vs Rollins and bang out this show with a Hog Heaven Barley Wine to see if our flavor receptors have changed over the past 15 years of the show. If you have been around long enough, you will know we bashed the crap out of this beer eons ago when we were teenagers starting the show! Along the way we talk about being aging hipsters and what will be the next trend worth investing in? We stumble into it… So dont get too excited watching where we wander. Enjoy! Thanks for listening! We might get another one or two out this year!!! http://traffic.libsyn.com/thebeerreport/TBR_99.mp3
Sometimes you just need to stop by the Chud’s and make a show… A surprise beer from our cousin, The Doctor, was a good enough reason for us. On this show… Groucho is too low on the Mic… Sorry! We solve one of the greatest mysteries of our time… Who is Henry Rollin’s ultimate foil… We have decided that it must be David Lee Roth. They were both on Joe Rogan in recent history, and it drew Groucho to re-listen to Joe’s interview with Henry Rollin’s after hearing Roth. They are the same brand of crazy… Its awesome, inspiring and scary! There is a lot more than this… But you’ll just have to listen. Oh, and yeah… This should be ep 97… But 97 is laying on the cutting room floor as this one is being pushed out sooner. We will release 97 sooner than later. Beer on the show… Apple Cider Donut Sour IPA by Hudson Valley Brewing Company in a Crowler. Seek it out!
Groucho, Daryl and Dustin sit down for another Drunken Lullabies movie production… Again… We are hard at work ruining your favorite John Hughes movies! This time, its everyone’s favorite… Uncle Buck. Enjoy! Dustin invites the John Hughes Dream Team back to pay tribute to John Candy as we watch Uncle Buck. Daryl & Groucho form the Throwing Wrenches Podcast are back after a 6 month absence, so there’s plenty to catch up on. Join us as we drink some craft beers and talk all about a variety of topics during the movie, and we encourage you to do the same, especially with some beer from our sponsor Bearded Owl Brewing. This week we enjoy some Who’s Your Dunkle, as well as some other assorted craft beers. Try it today at Bearded Owl, 112 State St in Peoria, IL. We also feature some music from our Bands of the Week, Huntingtons and The Stereo. If you like what you hear, or if you have a movie suggestion, be sure to send feedback to firstname.lastname@example.org and Rate, Review, & Subscribe so you never miss an episode. http://traffic.libsyn.com/drunkenlullabiespodcast/UncleBuckComp96k.mp3
Its only 2 months since we recorded last… Groucho and CHUD did sit down for an epic drink at the end of December. Here are the results of that! (Yes, this show should have been released in January! It required editing… Grouchos least favorite thing to do!) Beers on the show: Higher Math by Dogfishhead Brewing, Goose Island Bourbon County 2010 (bottle 1944) On the show: Jazz and George Clinton Beer?Groucho has cheated on the CHUDWe solved the craft beer issue in Central Illinois! Your welcome!Shout out to “Pints and Provisions”… Another Peoria Beer PodcastReminiscing about The Good Beer Show and JeffryT.Heineken has parallels to The Ford Assembly LinePeoria Beer Nerd drama?The Cubicle of Death – CHUD’s secret Facebook group about Death Metal.CHUD lost the riddle of steel!Anyone have an Alexa in their house… Good for you!We have a million dollar idea. The Phone Box!Its hard to dump a body these days!Russians are Missourians at heart!We used the R word… Sorry.Living in the trees of California… Thats plumb crazy!Deer wasting disease.Dadding with a Teenage daughter? Groucho Laments! Podcast Dads, Jeff and Spoon… I can be your icebreaker.Uber and Drugs.Its not my birthday. TMBG gag when we had CD players. Groucho beats down the telemarketers. Its a moral choice!CHUD almost starts a rant about racism… Socialism… God knows what!Bubble bath??? Text from the CHUDLETTEBath Salts! A nine dollar bath????Petcentric?Best Beer Ever??? CHUD declares that Bourbon County as a title contender! Feedback? Bah…. We dont care! Thanks for listening! http://traffic.libsyn.com/thebeerreport/TBR_96_-_Big_Beers.mp3
Epic long show! 80 minutes… Savor it until 2012! CHUD swings by to record one more show before the end of the year. Grab a few and listen in while we listen to some Christmas music and drink some amazing beer! Another Classic from the TBR Vault… Enjoy this classic Christmas Edition Beer Report with a loved one… And see if you are still loved by the end? Cheers, Groucho & CHUD Beers on the show: Newcastle Winter IPA, 3 Floyds 2007 Behemoth, Dalton Brewing Cerberus Russian Imperial Stout 2011. On the show: Classic Everclear Channel – CHUDco Christmas record advertisement.Holiday show miss-start… Where is Dino?Newcastle PR firm and creating buzz.Sailor Jerry and Newcastle Brown = The Castle Jerry boilermakerHoopmaster is MIA.Love for the Newcastle and how this beer works when are sitting in the current English pub.Kudos to you CHUD.Beer Advocate event visited by Groucho at Kellehers in Peoria. The Beer Report’s beers did pretty decent.Apology to the entire population of Russia for the last show and our support of Vlad Putin.Screw aging the beers!DeStihl (Normal) on New Years Eve?Homebrewing love.Tried that beer yet Kevin? Go Seahawks!Lets get back to O’Fallon Brewery to deliver some beer!Stone Beer Fest 2012???Zombie Christmas.Zombies Suck now!Chinese Vampire generation.Euro has got to crash!!!We need a new planet to exploit.No sympathy for the 99%. Look around the rest of the world!Last Star Fighter reference… Kudos to those who knew that one!Hipster Christmas albums.Dino… The king of Cool.Bonus Beer Bob… He’s metal, and his stories ARE better than yours… And he DID do all that cool stuff! The most interesting man in the world!CHUD gives Bob’s beer the re-verb lead-in.Chocolate Velvet Cake beer?Homebrewing is like underground black-metal tapes.Christmas movies. Muppets are commies.Beer Safari Christmas Videos… Remember when???Don’t go throwing Port wine around hoping to make a decent beer!TBR toastes Jimmy Carter!Trans Siberian Transexuals.The Killers, Hot Fuss.THANK YOU! Toast to 2012 and many thanks to our listening public! Christmas music on the show by She & Him, Sufjan Stevens, Bowling for Soup, Dean Martin, Slow Club, 3 Redneck Tenors, They Might be Giants, The Killers. http://traffic.libsyn.com/thebeerreport/TBR_Christmas_2011.mp3
Another fine re-run is here for your enjoyment… This time with our favorite 3rd wheel… The Homeless Hoopmaster. This guy is a hoot. Have fun listening to this one. Just in time for the Holidays! The Homeless Hoopmaster revisits Pekin Beer Report Studio for a friendly visit that soon turns to trying to find a decent beer from Kentucky. Sorry Kentucky if you are reading this… But the examples of beer on the show did not serve the state well! Which is sad, we had high hopes for the BBC brews after having some good special editions beers in years past. But, then again, with bad beers, come lots of non-beer conversations. Notably… CHUD is very upset about current TSA screening processes. So, if you want some timely conspiracy talk mixed with your beercast… Tune in! Segue city!!! The longer is goes… The more abrupt this interruptions! Hoops has mad conversation skills! Side note: Hoops keeps grinding on the table with his beer! Sorry for the pounding you hear all over the show. Next time he gets a boom mic! Groucho, the producer should have caught that while recording… But Hoops is an energy that is hard to contain! Beers on this show: Pabst Blue Ribbon, Twang Beer Salt, Bluegrass Brewing Company Amber Ale, Alltech Lexington Brewing Company’s Kentucky Ale, Bourbon Kentucky Ale, O’Fallon Wee Heavy, Shorts Huma-Lupa-Licious, Arbor Brewing Sacred Cow IPA, BBC American Pale Ale On the show: Twang! www.twang.com The Pride of Peoria burns to the ground… and Hoops was there to see it! Shakes the Clown What is the value of the salt in beer? Redneck Corona? Neanderthal children. The “Pitch Bucket” returns! Stolen from www.goodbeershow.com The Twang settles! Check out the new www.thebeerreport.com! Beer and Music reviews from CHUD! Louisville. CHUD: Music boundaries are gone. Kids cant get away with anything with social networks following them around! CHUD’s TSA rant gets sidetracked. Muffin beer gets dumped! Rapiscan rant gets started again by CHUD. (Sure to get us on some kind of government list) Tranny man-face beer! Aging a growler Ferris Bueller tangent. Hoops guilt’s CHUD hard about not being invited to the Wedding. Shout outs for having awesome 3 Floyds and O’Fallon Beer at the Wedding. CHUD requests that O’Fallon add Chinook Hops to all 5 Day IPA’s. As a matter of fact… He challenges O’Fallon to do a special batch and call it “CHUD Sauce” http://ofallonbrewery.com/ Contamination of the “Pitch Bucket”! CHUD informs us on Deer eating birds. Confessions of the Hoopmaster: Pissing on the floor??? Never had a bad Michigan beer! Groucho will have a Double-wide in the UP! Da Yoopers!?!? Tirty Point Buck? Confessions of the Hoopmaster: Worried that CHUD may have soiled his girlfriend. Confessions of the Hoopmaster: Rooming with co-workers at conferences. Sharper Image. A Bad beer from Michigan??? Sacred Cow is infected??? All bottles foaming and taste terrible! Hoops pallette has been more compromised than this Arbor Brew beer. Donovan McNabb beer? Holiday Show??? Why now? LOST DUCK Brewing in Fort Madison IA. Hoops on Facebook? Kentucky blowout beer show??? Drinking the “Pitch”. Band Ade taste? Merry Christmas, don’t fly, go to Arkansas with Hoops, save the seals! Tirty Point Buck… Da Yoopers! O’Fallon Wee Heavy bought at Friar Tuck in Peoria IL. Alltech beers bought at the World Equestrian games in Lexington Kentucky. Michigan beers bought a little joint between St. Joseph and New Buffalo Michigan in August. Da Yoopers were shamelessly ripped off… But we cut the song down. Seek them out! They sing such classics as : “The Bears Still Suck” and “2nd Week of Deercamp”! Listen here! http://traffic.libsyn.com/thebeerreport/TBR_Special_Edition_-_Hoopmasters_Ho.mp3[...]
Another show from the TBR Vault… Enjoy this show from 12 years ago as Groucho and CHUD are waxing poetic of Christmas’ long ago. Seasons Greetings! We take the holiday head-on by trying out a bunch of festive beers! This is a lengthy show… Lots of beer and non-beer talk, some drunken singing, and a song. Hopefully, a present for everyone! Beers on the show: Sam Adams Winter Lager, Sierra Nevada Celebration, Schlafly Christmas Ale, Wychwood Bah Humbug, Young’s Winter Warmer, Anchor Brewing’s Holiday Ale 2006. On the show: Dean Martin would be the guy to do Christmas with.Beer.Beer..Miatas.Beer… (Sorry, we talked about a few)Burning clove cigarettes.Witch brooms and their origins.Patrick Stewart’s Christmas Carol CD.CHUD is getting soft?Apologies – God help us!Chevy Ads with John Mellencamp.CHUD’s alternate truck ads.Prep Football.Kissing Cousins.Jeffrey T and the Library of Congress.King of Beer song.Boris the Spider… They Might Be Giant’s version of Spider.Sealed with Wax, and other great things of yesteryear… Or yestercenturyGroucho’s Thanksgiving.The Lost Duck Brewing Company in Fort Madison Iowa. (Groucho was going to Margaret’s family Thanksgiving… So, they are Groucho’s In-laws!)Anonymous posting on the TCB.Too Much Joy’s – Drunk & in Love All the beers on the Holiday show were purchased at Broadway Liquors in Pekin IL.
Its that special time of the year… And we haven’t produced squat… So, why not pull out this classic from the TBR vault. Groucho and CHUD talking about Ever-clear Channel Christmas parties, strip clubs and Dean Martin singing a classic. (Not Baby its cold outside.) Cuddle up by a tire fire and enjoy this 13 year old gem. http://traffic.libsyn.com/thebeerreport/christmas2005.mp3
We are back! Groucho, The Voice and Daryl are sitting down and finishing the John Hughes/Molly Ringwald trilogy that started with 16 Candles. For whatever reason… This one gets a little out of hand. Groucho was in rare form as he came up with new band names with his imbibed outbursts. Enjoy classics like: “Thursday Night Potts”, “Hit Her Harry”, and the soon to be popular “Mattlocks Pajamas”.
I am not sure if we have done this in eons… Had a few beers during daylight hours and recorded. Consider this a fluke event! Groucho and CHUD sit down to some new and old IPA’s and dig out some anger from Groucho that has built up after seeing untalented women attempt to paint at the local bar. Beers on the show: La Cumbre Elevation IPA, O’Fallon 5 Day IPA with a Chinook dryhop addition (from CHUDS wedding firkin!), Groucho’s Mouth Full of Pennies IPA. On the show: Soundscan Figures. Supermodel Vaginal Beer Alaska! BBC pseudo science documentary about the super volcano in Yellowstone. Groucho fishes! Coor’s Light in hand. CHUD is a mountain hater. CHUDco farms? Suggestions for crops? Great American Beer Festival… Homeless Hoopmaster call out!!! 8 year old IPA. Garlic and Goats? Vino and Van Gogh… Groucho nearly strokes out with rage. Suicide attempt averted in the Pacific Northwest… Ruthless Groucho. Social Media. Concert stage at CHUDco farms? The new Woodstock? McDonald’s French Fries will cure baldness? Groucho has another Podcast??? Our best Robin Williams imitations? A Wish for Wings that Work shout-out. www.throwinwrenches.com The REAL community is your local community… Get off the internet! Layers… Midwestern Layers. Podcast reviews… Bill Burr Monday Morning Podcast. Adam Corolla Show. Tom Pappa Love. Sorry Adam… I’m not paying for the Master Course. Penny dreadful IPA. The Peoria Podcast Initiative. Mormons… Don’t listen to this show please. Plug for CHUD to do a Drunken Lullabies show. Thanks for listening! Le Cumbre beer donated by a friend of the show.
The “Dream Team” is back! Groucho, The Voice and Dr. Rusty drink a few brews during the South Pekin fireworks and watch the John Hughes classic “The Breakfast Club”. Along the way… Groucho confesses his love to those Molly Ringwald lips… Even more so than Victoria Jackson’s from UHF. The Voice is back on the couch with The Dream Team: Groucho & Dr Rusty from the new podcast Throwing Wrenches. Join us as we drink some craft beers, watch the film, and talk all about a variety of topics. Of course, we encourage you to do the same, especially with some beer from our sponsor Bearded Owl Brewing. So grab some beer, describe the ruckus, raid Barry Manilow’s wardrobe, crash thru a ceiling, and make me a turkey pot pie. If you like what you hear, or if you have a movie suggestion, be sure to send feedback to email@example.com and Rate, Review, & Subscribe so you never miss an episode. https://traffic.libsyn.com/preview/secure/drunkenlullabiespodcast/DATMBreakfastClubCOMP.mp3