Sick and Wrong

Lance is back from his testicular rotation and D. saw a dwarven hooker while he was gone. A trailer-park spinster's pre-natal kidnapping attempt. The worst uncle's inner beast makes him a poor baby-sitter. A naked Bay Area man gets creative when carrying a concealed weapon. Also, listener emails.

In Special Hour-long Episode 44, Wackerle is on vacation so D. Simon invites some special guests on the show to teach the Sick and Wrong listening audience about the world's oldest profession. Listen to an exclusive interview with a pimp named Enterprise and a "working girl" named Denise discussing the rules of the "game," clients who like to be sodomized by vegetables, and why white men have foul smelling testicles.

San Francisco's Halloween Party in the Castro gets violent. Lance finds a 30-year old man who passes himself off as a teen so he can molest real teens. D. nominates a child abuser for mother of the year. A listener discovers a guy who gets revenge on his brother by raping their mom. Sick and Wrong tallies up the votes for 'Cum, Pus, or Rhea?'.

D. reviews Crispin Glover's new 'film', 'What is It?'. Female genital mutilation, or 'circumcision' as some Ethiopian-Americans believe, is coming to America (cue Neil Diamond song). The Golden Girls Home for Disabled Children has a little bit of a 'rat problem'. An english family get an unordered second round of 'lemonade' with their boiled pizza. Also, junky-turds.

Lance finds the urban U.S. murder stats. A New Orleans bartender boils his girlfriend's head then (a week later) jumps out a window. Some New York 'businessmen' are arrested for selling cadaver parts. Some youths sodomize a retard at the bowling alley. A listener teaches us more about Irish Travellers.

D. analyzes 'Jackass 2'. A Scottish hooker is back on the streets after a mishap with 'M8 Rippa'. A South Central LA gang shows they don't take no shit from 3 year olds. A Pennsylvania man flips out just because his roommate strangles his dog (Geez!). Also, listener email.

D. is back from vacation with several lessons he learned about the Mediterranean. Lance continues to promote the great city of Oakland by covering one of its finer citizens. D. takes us along with the milkman as he shoots his way through an amish paradise. Also, a backlog of listener email that Lance neglected while D was away.

P-TOWN is back for another, while D. is annoying senior citizens on a cruise ship. P-T finds a couple of articles about a puking japanese man and Shetland pony drag racing. Lance finds something about rush-hour stabbing and baby-crushing. Plus the show celebrates the triple-digit annual murder rate in its hometown. GO OAKLAND!

P-TOWN guests hosts with Wackerle, while D. is in the Meditteranean having sex with a camel. P is a computer dork and figured out how to post the show with pictures. Check out the '.m4a' file!

D. writes up his 'Living Will'. Just a couple of miles from S and W Studios, somebody throws a ho-bbq. Three Minnesota creeps try to get lucky with the hottest chick in the High School (after she died in a motorcycle wreck). The show ends in a big mess of disjointed subjects.

Sick and Wrong expounds on the developmentally disabled. Indian man delivers a gut-baby. Bay Area Afghani-American mows down 19 with his SUV. British gap-toothed harpy suggests an alteration to the tone of the show.

Enema tips for those who need them. Arab-american fails to sneak his penis pump through airport security (or past his mother) by claiming it is a bomb. Peter-pan impersonator look-alike loses track of his rapidly-aging kidnapped child-slave. Listeners send in their suggestions for show improvements, and their opinions about D's religious views.

Mark Karr! Mark Karr! Mark Karr! Are you sick of hearing about him yet? Well here's some more from Sick and Wrong! Mr. Bee meets Mr. Tumor, meets Mr. Dog, meets Mr. White-trash in Pennsylvania. A Tennessee yard sale bludgeonin'. The one thing S and W can say about the English is they love their penis-pumps.

'Another Gay Movie' has a highly implausible plot. A teenage mother in Brooklyn has mad office-ninja skills. An midwestern murderer keeps representin' Satan right up to the end. A listener sends in the horrifying horse-sex video.

Voluntary amputation surgery for profit! An Ohio man claims that young boys can consent to sex, so his molestation charges should be dropped. A county in China attempts to exterminate the canine menace. Massachusetts basement liposuction.