Sick and Wrong

Since Wackerle is in Alaska searching for Eskimo love, Dee invites special guest Big Jeff into the Sick and Wrong studio to share some stories about working security at seedy strip clubs in Las Vegas and dirty bars in Oakland, California.

SW considers last meal requests made from death row. The case of Susan Polk finally comes to a close. D thinks 'sport killing' may be on the rise amongst US teens. A listener sends in the case of an exorcism gone bad. Also, more listener email and comments.

Sick and Wrong discharges its podcasting duties and provides a token rant about Valentine's Day, and our responsiblities to deal out in-flight beat-downs are discussed. An imprisoned Western Pacific Islander redecorates his cell with his cell-mate's insides. Lance feels inadequate when compared to Cannabalistic Black Jesus. Some idiots try to rob a crackhead and then torch her when she snitches. Also, more listener email and comments.

D. is ambushed by Dr. Hotness. All three stories-D's, Lance's, and the Listener's-are about the brown and the yellow, and that is all the description you are going to get. Also, SW wants to know from the European listeners, 'what is up with retarded people in University over there?'

The show gets updated with respect to the Canadian Pig Farmer-Serial Murderer trial. A mother puts her young daughter on a strict regiment of poo-shots. An emo/medieval swordsman rises in the south to strike down his mother. A doctor rapes his drugged-down wife but forgets to hide the pictures on his computer. Also, D.'s evil twin is revealed.

Purity Balls. Baked Puppy. Russian Husband Souffle. Chinese Ghost Brides. Results of Though-Scat-Experiment.

The Show hears from 'Pretty Lisa', one of the world's top scat-porn actresses. A 30-year-old man tries to pass himself of as 13, to the school enrollment board AND the two old pedophiles he lives with. A Chilean concept-artist tells his friends and patrons, 'EAT ME!'. A Romanian surgeon slices off more than he can chew, then storms out of the operating theater. Also, more listener email.

Sick and Wrong product review: The Whizzinator. Kids around the world have fun playing 'Hang the Dictator'. A man in Toronto runs over his wife while their two kids witness from their car-seats. A Colorado basketball coach abuses his players. Also, listener's personal arrest stories.

In Episode 52, D. and Lance discuss New Years Eve stories; an Indian Businessman and his Manservant practice the art of Pedo-Necrophiliac Serial Killing; Parents manufacture their own 'Bonsai Retard'; Christmas party ends in testicular tragedy; Listener sends in a picture of her snatch but D doubts its authenticity yet encourages her to send more.

The Official Sick and Wrong 2006 X-mas Extravaganza.

The EXTRA-SPECIAL 50th Episode is here! D. and Lance talk about their own personal experiences with Johnny Law and getting arrested. D's sister and her boyfriend Jer describe a much funnier time when Jer got hauled into 'The Rock' in Las Vegas. Also, D. tries to make everyone drink his 'egg nog'.

Iran done gone crazy (again). A Fresno man kills his boss' (i.e., cougar) husband by drowning him in a barrel of acid. A San Jose drug dealer gives serves up some GHB in a sippy-cup, which is now known as a play-date rape cocktail. A couple fail to notice when their pit-bull chews the toes off one of their baby's feet. Also, listener emails.

A treatise on public transit. D's story questions the wisdom of Good Samaratinism. Lance finds a sickly, fat, homeless loser who managed to murder 23 people. A Listener sends in one about a battered and scotch-taped Russian husband. More listener email.

D. and Lance seem to be obsessed with Brittany's mudflaps. Some pigs in India dine partake of some child-vindaloo. A New York-state cop gets in deep trouble for eating poo. Another fine example of motherhood 'nukes' her baby. Also, 'How to Argue with a Christian'.

Some 17-year-old douche invents a better drug-test, proving himself worthly of countless future beatings. A skinhead goes on a rampage involving patio furniture in Texas. A homeless mother can't hold her liquor or her baby in New York. Midwesterners have taken to fucking dead animals. Listener email and 'From The Ville'.