Sick and Wrong

Some other countries aren't lovin' the porno, especially Iran. Simon feels up some rotten titties. Wackerle runs his fingers through some lice encrusted hair. A listener tells us about a man getting his nut ripped off. Also, listener's bitch about Wackerle's laziness (fuck all y'all-LW).

SW Show 74 is so incredible, it evades description. Also, listener email.

SW presents something a little out of the ordinary this week: an interview with Vagina-Power Expert, Alexyss K Tylor. You may want to visit her website before you listen, to get an idea where she is coming from. Ms. Tylor educates us on many diverse topics, such as the general concept of Vagina Power, her views on masturbation, gay mens' rectal-vaginas, and how to make a female have the ultimate orgasm.

Do Dee and Lance really need an event to encourage them to masturbate more? The organizers of the annual SF Masturbate-a-thon think so. Lance laughs at a lady who gets the last laugh after her car is launched into her lover. Dee is amused by a mother who pawns her children off as faux retards for extra government cash. Some brits decide to stomp some rodents. The results are in from last week's Disgust-Off.

What the hell is the deal with Mormon underwear, and how can Wackerle stop masturbating so much? Dee is liking the sounds of a guy having sex with his mom and a seven year old. Wackerle is ABSOLUTELY disgusted by a woman who was internally decapitated and lived to wheeze about it. And let me just say this...a listener sent in a story about a microwaved baby. Also, listener emails..

Another day-late show; D and Wackerle had to take Big Jeff to Vegas for his bachelor party. D's weiner-dog munches some baby-weiner...or did he? Some dudes nearly drown in fish-shit near one of Lance's former residences. The listeners team up on D and Wackerle with dueling stories of power saw beheadings. The Underground Shortbus sent us a very special promo.

Welcome to the Annual Sick and Wrong Technology Review! Wackerle provides an aurally augmented experimental story. D brings forth a tale of an eye-gouging Aussie (not Paul Hogan). The Listener tells us about a man that gets superglued to his excersise bike. A listener offers SW some porn, which is turned-down.

SW sneaks a preview of a documentary about one of the show's past subjects. A NYC derelict attempts to perform open-heart surgery in the subway. A developmentally disabled immigrant makes proper use of his apartment's corpse-shaft. An English may chops off his todger in a crowded restaurant. More mail from listeners.

SW squeezes the last bit of blood from the Cho Seung-Hui massacre. Wackerle discovers an Amish wacko. D finds out about a schoolyard slide saboteur. The listener brings us a junior-jihadi-in-training. Another listener informs us of a great prank.

Celebrities and Charles Manson tell us about their first times. D tells a tale of post-partum DIY abortion by a thorough teen. Wackerle can relate to a West Londoner who no longer appreciats fine restaurant dining. A Listener thinks doctors should more care with the needle and the thread. Also more listener feedback and a message from some friends at 'From the 'Ville'.

The show is a day late and a dollar short...it took some time to move to the new Tenderloin Studio. Simon brings us a story of Southern fatherly love. Wackerle finds Santa Ana elder care facilities lacking. A new listener comes out of the gates with a story about Aussie bowling. More listener feedback.

Simon and Wackerle have a big announcement for the Listeners - the SW Format is changing!

A friend of the Show clues us into some egregious japanese sea-life-porn. A Pittsburgh man perfects his twice-baked 'tard recipe. Houston, Texas is not to be outdone in the girlfriend grilling department. Molestation is a family-affair in Georgia. D and Lance shill for SW swag.

D and Wackerle talk about the pleasures of apartment-hunting. Wackerle spins a tale of a man found guilty until he was proved innocent, then proved guilty again. D regales us with a yarn about modern Iron Maiden. A Listener sends in the worst UPS delivery of all time. And once again, more comments from fans.

A Sick and Wrong story hits a little too close to home. A Milanese teaching assistant abuses her scissor privleges. Some Colorado teens are too busy doing 'teen stuff' to properly dispose of a corpse. One of the show's listeners provides an account of inappropriate father-son bonding. Plus, the always popular listener emails.