Sick and Wrong

We start with a tribute Albert Hoffman, inventor of LSD. A bay area immigrant tries to lobster boil his girlfriend's baby. Japanese girls are killing themselves with detergent concoctions. The listener submits what is probably the best SW story ever. Not much hope for the hosts this week.

Yale embarasses itself once again, courtesy of women's studies major. Dee graces us with a story about serial murder on the open road. Lance keeps it short with a microwaved kitten. The listener proves though-provoking with a tale of Incest from the deep south...like southern hemisphere south. More thoughts from listeners.

SW interviews the Ringmaster of the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow, Jim Rose...Welcome!

SW discusses the futility of attempting a half-assed Olympic torch demonstration. Dee's...funeral fondler. Lance's...irresponsible impalement. Listener's third-grade threat. A listener provides an audio montage of most of Lance's gay comments.

SW explores the possiblities of male contraceptives, and the history of contraceptives altogether. A good samaritan gets multiple face-bites courtesy of Wackerle. Simon breaks with convention and shares a story with a listener regarding a French sexual-serial killer. A man fucks a picnic table, brought to you...by another listener. Trucker Paul proves out his veracity.

The Philippines shows the Western world how Easter is done. Dee's developmentally disabled prisoner dies of a bee-bee overdose. Lance's Native American WWF fan won't be forgiven forever. Listener's Aussie Oldster creates a robotic killing machine. An emailer points Wackerle's closeted tendencies.

St. Patrick provides some divine light upon Dee and Lance...then they get back into the same ol' shit. Should there be a national 'Jew Day'? Should foster parents keep their wards in crib-cages? Should part-time dads teach their kids to kill? Should girlfriends live for two years on the toilet? We'll never know for certain. Then again, we might find the answers in the SW Drunk Dial calls. We can only hope.

SW adds some context to Switzer-gate by calling a friend of the show who has some past experience with high priced call girls. A story of lesbian-kiss-blood-ritual down under from Dee. Lance explores the depths to which bad John Denver karaoke can drive a Thai man. Kiwi ladies' genitals are intentionally mutilated, brought to you by the Listener. Some amazing SW Hotline Calls (phone orgasms included)!

Continuing in the long tradition of SW Educational Episodes...Wackerle and Simon interview Eugene S. Robinson, lead singer of Oxbow, and author of 'Fight: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Ass-kicking But Were Afraid You'd Get Your Ass Kicked for Asking'.

Transgenderism...right or wrong? LW's crackhead-swandive. DS's hockey-bag hooker-compost. Listener's 'My One Dad' cut up 'My One Mom. Listener emails and drunk dial line calls.

SW asks...how did you celbrate President's Day (sorry non-US-listeners)? Dee's story evokes Hitchcockian angst and penis anxiety, while Lance is disturbed by the thought of how deep one man's navel can go. The listener submission reminds doormen across the country why they need to screen visitors more closely. Dee reveals the most disturbing and hilarious sexcapades from the SW Forum.

Dee has a Segway experience at SF's own Fisherman's Wharf. Lance presents a good old-fashioned SW Chav story. Dee brings us one about roller-rink security training protocols. A tale of corpse-sex from the listener this week. Other listener's phone in to the SW Drunk-Dial line with their stories of sexual embarassment.

Grab your crotches boys...a friend of the show relates his story of genital trauma. Dee finds out about a new military technology being used by AQ in Iraq. Lance discovers a forbidden parade float theme. A listener researches unique lawn ornamentry. Another listener makes full use of the SW Drunk Dial Line.

SW talks to Ryan Hobson about his up and coming Serial Killer Board Game. Lance's Hawaiian grounskeepers get a bit peckish. Dee's child rapist is in Arizona illegally. Listener's S and M couple go too far with utilities. People are angry with Wackerle about the state of the SW forum.

General Butt Naked apologizes to Liberia for his wartime atrocities. Simon is sick to death of shit vandalism. Wackerle takes the opportunity to showcase one of his favorite disco tunes. A listener shows us why you should stay away from pee-drinking Hare Krishnas. A whole mess of listener correspondence.