NOBODY LIKES ONIONS
Summary: If the show was about onions, it would be pretty stupid. Lucky for you, it isn't. NLO is classified as a comedy podcast, but it's so much more. There is a huge following of the show, by individuals of all ages. It's a talk show, a comedy show, a show about life, and an online culture. Patrick and Adam talk about topics in their personal lives and other things they encounter. All opinions on all topics are shared. The show is not for the politically correct or the weak at heart. Be prepared to put your baggage aside and laugh at anything and everything when you listen.
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- Artist: Patrick Melton
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Recorded in London, Patrick sits down with comedians Nick Dixon and Francis Foster. Nick lives north of London. Like, really north of London. Buses on buses on buses. But that’s where you’d expect to find a star of his caliber, as we find out in this show. After a very cursory introduction, we talk all […]
Comedian Jenny Zigrino sits in for todays show to talk a lot about Bill Cosby. And consent. And what women really want. It’s another scorcher in NYC, and Patrick talks to Jenny about their recent experiences working together in Tampa a couple weeks ago. As much as we try to get in to some kind […]
It’s midnight in NYC, and comedians everywhere are gathering to podcast out of the midday sun. James Hesky joins Patrick in the studio for a late night of tangents and drinking while plagued with technical issues. Patrick recaps his shows in Florida, doing lots of drugs and partying like a rock star, and losing his […]
Comedians Will Watkins and James Hesky are braving the NYC heat to hang out today. New York is boiling hot, and our studio has no windows or air conditioning and tons of equipment, so its boiling. Will and Patrick recount a story about working with a comedy legend who didn’t exactly treat everyone with kindness. […]
Patrick in in the studio solo this morning capping off a bunch of news we haven’t really discussed. Just a month before heading off to the UK, terrorism is popping off. Patrick talks about idiots who go to their old employer and shoot up their workplaces. Who knew how many fans are drone dorks? Comedians […]
The man, the myth, the legend is here – Kyle Legacy joins us on his adventures. Kyle was on the show back in August in Edinburgh, and is now making his way through the United States doing shows, getting buckets, and pretending he isn’t homeless. We talk in far too much detail about eggs and […]
Mikala graces us with her presence, and for the first time her phone isn’t cracked. Patrick is jealous that Mikala is getting recognized from the show out at comedy clubs. We take a look at a show where a comedian on mushrooms punches a saxophonist on stage. Fidget spinners are the newest thing to cure […]
James Hesky and English fan Bob sit in for Shooby’s last show in NYC! Shooby is off to San Francisco on a cross-country train journey to begin his new life working for Uber. We look back at some of the best Shooby memories in New York, and reveal some new ones. Long-time NLO fan Bob […]
Shooby joins the show with some big news. The future of the NLO universe is up in the air as we weigh our options. Uber is facing some big public relations nightmares including allegedly spying on users and illegally using Lyft internal data, as well as being sued by Google for stealing some self-driving car […]
Comedian and weed expert Chris Gardner is in the studio with some big accusations. Apparently there may be a giant weed coverup going on, and Patrick doesn’t know anything about how to pack bowls. This show is heavily reliant on transgender news and topics, from some Caitlyn Jenner bombshells to a Heineken ad tricking people […]
It’s Friday and we’re drinking and talking about a ton of crap today. James Hesky joins in to run the gauntlet of emotions from elated to super-uncomfortable. We catch up on some major news this week, including the firing of harassment-flinging Fox talk show host Bill O’Reilly. A fifty-year-old teacher from Tennessee ran off with […]
Shooby sits in for this almost-warm Monday night show. Patrick bought a new router but didn’t need to. We examine an internet art museum by a passive-aggressive roommate. Patrick almost falls for a fake news story but gets sucked into a YouTube hole of postal education videos. In several different languages. We get an update […]
Patrick is back with a show to defy the lethargy he has felt about shows lately. Call it laziness if you want, but the state of the world is in shambles and you should probably move on past shows. One of our most lovable fans gets fired from his job. A bunch of our dorkiest […]
If ever there was a drunk show, this is one of the drunkest. James Hesky joins in to shake his head disapprovingly of Patrick’s rantings on everything from Trump blow jobs to Nazis that maybe weren’t so bad after all. We talk about the latest drama in our ongoing podcast war with Mike David. We […]
Comedian Eli Nary returns to the show to finish telling us the story of his breakup. Superfan Nate joins the show as the audience for the day, and he also helps Patrick out with some comedy medicine. Eli and Patrick argue over intelligence in our recent presidents, and then Eli begins to tell one of […]
