NOBODY LIKES ONIONS
Summary: If the show was about onions, it would be pretty stupid. Lucky for you, it isn't. NLO is classified as a comedy podcast, but it's so much more. There is a huge following of the show, by individuals of all ages. It's a talk show, a comedy show, a show about life, and an online culture. Patrick and Adam talk about topics in their personal lives and other things they encounter. All opinions on all topics are shared. The show is not for the politically correct or the weak at heart. Be prepared to put your baggage aside and laugh at anything and everything when you listen.
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Podcasts:
Gather the kids and bring them in to let comedian Neil Foster try and seduce them. Okay, so maybe he isn’t actually a pedophile, but we talk about it enough in this show to make anyone with candy or gum in their pockets to second guess their unintentional motives. Producer Sean is also here, and […]
Patrick is joined by comedians Jen Collier and Chris Stokes to talk the end of the fringe. Chip chip Chris and Sean are also here, and we are talking about the last few days of the fringe and why it’s a mistake to do shows all the way until the final Monday. Jen is Welsh, […]
Patrick sits down with Australian comedian Josh Ladgrove, aka Neal Portenza. To try and explain doctor professor Neal Portenza and his show to you is like trying to unravel the sun and get to the cool jelly center. He is like a bird. A bird who’s a mental patient that plays with scissors and food. […]
Patrick sits and does a late night show with Edinburgh Mikey and Sean. We’re all drunk and very tired. We talk about some of the accolades coming out from the fringe, including some of the lists of the best jokes of the fringe, including one by our old pal, The Smoof. As usual, most of […]
Patrick sits down with The Good Kids, Kieran and Tom, to talk about the fringe. The Good Kids are from Birmingham, and have been coming to the fringe for a couple of years now. They are performing in the same room as Patrick, right before his show. They have some stories about their youth, and […]
Patrick and wrestling nerd Sean sit down with WWE superstar Colt Cabana. We talk about Colt’s wrestling past and how he began doing a comedy wrestling show at the fringe years ago. We learn about everything from his past wrestling personas to starting a wrestling podcast and branching out his career into writing and comedy. […]
Patrick sits and talks with a fringe public relations guru about his experiences. Chris Hislop is a German or a British PR agent, depending on whether or not you believe his words or his accent. Patrick met Chris on the first day of the fringe at the Underbelly press event, where they both proceeded to […]
Patrick and Sean do a show from the Underbelly Med Quad at the Edinburgh Fringe. Patrick is mad about the lack of hot water at the flat they are renting. We talk to some punters about shows they’ve seen, and we talk to some fans about their experience at the fringe so far. We also […]
Patrick and Sean sit down with Christopher Wilson to talk about his Edinburgh Fringe show. Titled Two Kittens and a Kid, it’s the story of two gay men adopting a young black girl and then Christopher being forced to raise her on his own after his partner left him for a woman. Chris is a […]
Patrick, Liverpool Sean and Edinburgh Mikey sit around and discuss the fringe. Mikey fesses up to the lies he told the night before when he blew off Wes, Steve, Cory and Shooby. We found out his intentions with this young lady. We talk about our new series, Assasicast, and also plot ways to kill Patrick. […]
Patrick is back from the hospital in Scotland with cracked ribs. It just goes to show you, sometimes losing weight costs you the extra padding needed to protect your bones. Chip Chip Chris has extended his stay in Edinburgh, and it definitely has nothing to do with a girl he’s trying to sex. Sean is […]
Patrick is joined by comedian Kyle Legacy Harnwell. Don’t adjust your headphones for this one, Kyle speaks with a thick Liverpool accent and is also distorted by three years spent living in Australia. We talk about a ton of things, most of them can’t be remembered because Kyle’s friend is continually rolling joints on the […]
Patrick and fans gather around the mic to discuss the latest adventures in Edinburgh. Steve “The Beef” Curtains has some new bathroom problems he shouldn’t be proud of. We talk about our latest bonus show idea, Assisicast. Chip Chip Chris joins us for the first and maybe last time, after arriving a day late. Shooby, […]
Patrick and fans are sitting in George Square in Edinburgh for a fringe update. Steve Curran has landed from California and is still awake after about 30 hours of travel. He doesn’t understand UK toilets and how they work. Patrick is annoyed at children running around and their unrestrained nature. Mikey regails us with the […]
Patrick is joined by fans Edinburgh Mike and Bob from London to go over his first review. Spoiler alert – it ain’t great! Patrick reads and laments about the review and the errors within. We try to grieve in a classy way, but it’s hard not to be bitter here at the fringe. Patrick talks […]
