NOBODY LIKES ONIONS
Summary: If the show was about onions, it would be pretty stupid. Lucky for you, it isn't. NLO is classified as a comedy podcast, but it's so much more. There is a huge following of the show, by individuals of all ages. It's a talk show, a comedy show, a show about life, and an online culture. Patrick and Adam talk about topics in their personal lives and other things they encounter. All opinions on all topics are shared. The show is not for the politically correct or the weak at heart. Be prepared to put your baggage aside and laugh at anything and everything when you listen.
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- Artist: Patrick Melton
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Comedian Pete Lee joins Patrick in the studio for a quick show. Pete can’t stay for long, because he has to get off to therapy to try to fix the problems in his life. We can all identify with that. This show is a comedy nerd-out episode, with Patrick and Pete recounting stories from the […]
Patrick is back from a long hiatus, and it’s time to catch up. We go back to the MTV Video Music Awards and address the two biggest issues on everyone’s mind – Kanye West and Miley Cyrus. Miley is captivating Patrick with a ballad called Pablow the Blowfish. Patrick talks about some upcoming shows, gives […]
This EXCLUSIVE Overdose-only episode features Sean from Liverpool. With special appearances from ya boi D-Fritz, the smuggiest of Moodys from New Zealand, and a surprise or two. You’re not going to want to miss this show, which deviates into several really funny conversations and bits. The last few minutes of this show is some of […]
Patrick is joined in the studio by Sean from Liverpool. This show may not be the long powerhouse you’re hoping for, but Patrick is exhausted from combing through audio and video from Seattle. Sean talks about the shootings and gun stuff going down lately. We re-live our sports outing of hitting golf balls of the […]
Fritz and Patrick are back from their tumultuous weekend in Seattle. We had a super fun time hanging out with old fans and new ones. We did things we’ve never done, like visit a recreational dispensary, and climbing the Space Needle. Okay, maybe not climbing. We had some old favorites, too. Like pissing off a […]
Check out this special bonus show, featuring Crazy Joe at his best. Joe has come back with a renewed vigor for doing radio, as evidenced by his constant incoherent babbling, racist and homophobic insults, and slanderous, repetitive rants. NLO brings you this public service, to expose this monster for what he is. Joe is the […]
On this special nightmare of a show, we have two of your favorite fans to ruin everything. Both D-Fritz and Moody Skype in, from what I can only assume is a romantic bungalow. Moody is visiting Los Angeles, and crashing at ya boi’s house. The audio quality is suffering for reasons you’ll hear about. Patrick […]
Patrick is joined in the studio by a sober Scott Erick. Scott always brings some interesting stories or conversations. Patrick kicks off the show talking about his new diet. We quickly discover that something is wrong with the sound or microphone or something. So very unprofessional. This show, there’s something about a deer or a […]
Comedian Luis J Gomez sits in on today’s show, with tattoo-stress Cory. We talk about comedy in summer in the city, and the consequences of not always being politically correct and getting along with other comics. Luis intends to toughen Patrick up, from better tattoos to completely overhauling his eating with the Real Ass Diet. […]
It’s an action-packed Sunday afternoon with some of your favorites. We’ve got D-Fritz on the line, and on this show we find out just what he does for a living. No we don’t. We find out Shooby’s favorite new vodka and why his room smells like a spice market. We’re stoked about going to Seattle […]
Patrick is doing a quick solo show today to clear out some old show notes. First of all, it looks like some debris from that Malaysian 777 that crashed over a year ago has begun washing up somewhere in India. Patrick introduces the fans to Crazy Joe with a musical number that he seems to […]
Patrick is trying to do a serious show with topics but it isn’t working. D-Fritz is on Skype and we’re talking about the recent shooting in a Louisiana movie theatre during Amy Schumer’s new movie, Trainwreck. Patrick doesn’t think Amy Schumer is that bad but D-Fritz thinks he’s gone soft. Patrick reveals that he may […]
It’s Shooby’s birthday and we’re celebrating in-studio with drinks. We also have ya boi D-Fritz on the line to discuss our upcoming Seattle show and also talk about some of the shenanigans we plan to get involved with at Vlogger Fair in August. We’re also pumped for NLO Week in October. Patrick plays some audio […]
Comedian Tony Gaud is visiting the studio from Florida. We weigh in on a lot of the upcoming NLO-related stuff. Patrick and D-Fritz are headed to Seattle to take in the wonder of freaks that is Vlogger Fair, and to do a show. We are in the planning phases and want to do it right, […]
On this show, we welcome relationship guru Dante Nero and our very own Cory. Dante is a comedian and has also been giving relationship advice to people for years. He co-hosted the Black Phillip show with Patrice O’Neal and continues the show as the Beige Phillip show in his tribute. Tattoo artist extraordinaire Cory is […]
