Geoff Lloyd with Annabel Port

Geoff Lloyd is joined by the very lovely Jon Ronson for a nice old chat about Matthew Perry's table manners, why people in LA never go out, and why he hasn't met Michael Fassbender.

As you may have deduced from the title, Danny Wallace visits Geoff and Annabel, to discuss his new book, his salmon-jacket, and why you can't access his study without a password...

David Cross AKA Tobias Funke from Arrested Development came in to chat to Geoff about his new film Hits, little did he know Geoff is a massive fan and they kept talking for a lot longer than we could play on the show. Here's the full and unedited interview. Just a word of note, it's a little bit sweary in places

Geoff ate a cream horn today, and then got to thinking- what other foods are often associated with your nan? Come and revel in Nana's Pantry, with this lovely podcast.

Geoff is joined by Arrested Development's David Cross, to talk about his new film "Hits", and how he almost ended up playing a character other than Tobias Funke in the sitcom.

When Geoff was young he had to dance around a Maypole at school. He also hosted a pretend game show based on the life of Macbeth. That's odd isn't it? He also speaks to someone that sweats profusely when they eat Monster Munch, and someone who's married to a lady that can't stand photocopying. Diverse? He wrote the book on it.

Geoff and the team return from their Easter holidays, and Geoff has still got a cough. That's not all he has though, he also has opinions on subjects as diverse as high-speed lifts, breakfast television, and possible careers for producer Gareth.

It's almost the Easter bank holiday, it's almost Geoff's birthday- it's almost a lot of things, but let's keep it in the here and now and concentrate on what this IS right now. It's the Hometime Show podcast, and it's full of funny bits for you. Right now.

Geoff reckons there are two types of people- those who enjoy talking about poo, and those who don't. We know which camp he's in, but what about you? He is also joined by best-selling novelist Jane Fallon.

Of all the things that Geoff can't get his head around, there's one in particular that's proving difficult to fathom, and it's to do with one of London's newest tourist attractions. He also hears calls from people with fake limbs and eyes, and they've got some pretty good stories to tell.

As you may have guessed from the title of this podcast, Ruby Wax joins Geoff to talk about her new book (and show), Geoff also asks for stories of tiny costcutting, and when people have managed to affect the health of celebrities.

Geoff polishes off the week by talking about pets, (almost) speaking ill of the dead (but not quite), and getting confused about a character from TV. It's all there, just waiting for you.

Geoff does some debunking today- about history, politics, religion, and even Blondie songs, and despite all this, he still has time to hear from some grown ups who have regressed, and to fill you in on the state of his frail health.

Throughout this podcast you'll hear many questions- what's the best way to treat heroin addiction? Did matrons at boarding schools really use cold spoons as a form of "treatment"? And, who will win Geoff's new jumper? All these questions, and a few answers to boot- inside this podcast, waiting for you.

Geoff is joined in the studio by Gemma Whelan. She's a clever lady- she's in Game of Thrones, she's got a show on in the theatre at the moment, AND she can dance! However, it turns out that even a lady as talented as this still can't manage to coax Geoff into a passable attempt at dancing.