Geoff Lloyd with Annabel Port

It's end of tern here on the Hometime show and today Geoff recieves calls about he last day of school and what you get upto while the boss is away.

It's the final Football Podcast for this week, Pete's back in the saddel to share his football knowledge with the group, Geoff takes calls from people who've been to Germany and compiles a set of famous false teeth.

Geoff carrys on his quest for football knowledge by inviting Kevin Day - a man who knows about football - in to share his thoughts and feelings. Annabel continues on her mission to bring the sprit of Brazil to London and recieves letters from some all-star fans.

Geoff is getting behind England and giving it his all for the big football match with a result that was rendered unimportant before it had even kicked off. We also hear some wonderful excerpts of football anthems gone by, and at least some of the usual parts that you enjoy.

Apart from all the usual goings on in the show, today Geoff was joined by comedian Matt Forde. So if you'd like to know why William Hague is a comic genius, or why having a dog might count against you in a democratic system, listen on- it's very funny...

It's a show that featured a match that could see England knocked out of the World Cup, and tensions are running high, but Geoff is his normal professional self, and maintains a steely air of total and utter indifference.

Today was a special World Cup edition of The Hometime Show - Geoff and Annabel are joined by football expert and all round cheeky chappy Pete Donaldson, Annabel continues her work on bringing down Uruguay and Geoff takes some calls about peopel who talk to inanimate objects.

Today on the show (besides some passing mentions of the football), Geoff decides which words we can get away without, we hear a lovely story about some Dutch people helping striking coal miners, and news of Geoff's new part time job as a model...

What do you know about Mexico and Cameroon? Well don't worry, for whether you know a little or a lot, by the end of this podcast you'll know (slightly) more than you did before...

Well, the big giant football game celebration has only gone and started, and as you'd expect, Geoff has all the important details and stats for you. Obviously that last bit was a lie, but hey- who cares, it's still a fun show, so give yourself a little bit of football respite and have a listen to this...

Geoff's back! He's recovered sufficiently and he's on the wireless (and inside this podcast) once more, hearing stories of infants with haunted tummies, people travelling without passports and, ahead of the world cup tomorrow, we learn some (made up) facts about Brazil.

Geoff's still poorly sick, so Pete Donaldson assists once more and even gives away thousands of Yen to a lucky(ish) listener. Annabel has her postbag and all in all they get through it admirably.

Geoff was poorly sick today, so Pete Donaldson jumped in to assist Annabel and the team- various topics were covered off, including a list of the eccentric individuals of your home town, and a prospective guestlist for David Cameron's next party.

A nun won the Italian version of The Voice last night, so Geoff and Annabele host a conference for clergy people, (real and imagined), to round off the week- it's going to be a busy conference- there are loads of them.

Geoff is back for more musings on life. Well, sort of- I mean, they're not musings about philosophy or religion (although Richard Dawkins gets mentioned in Annabel's postbag). Look, if you've made it this far you know what to expect, and if you're a newcomer, then just dive in and you'll be fine...