Geoff Lloyd with Annabel Port

Alan Davies is in the Post Office posting a parcel to Australia, Kate Bush is buying stuff birds, and Sinita is buying up all the ice lollies whilst wearing roller skates, for today we chart where all the famous people spend their money...

Geoff was really rude in a restaurant today- it would have been ok if he was in a different country, not because you can be rude in other countries, it's just that he was rude in perhaps the most English way possible...

There's a lot of talk on this show, (obviously, or the podcast wouldn't amount to a great deal), but today we hear all manner of foreign phrases, and there's even a debate about pronunciation. Plus, Geoff's theory on why more famous people die these days.

Teenagers getting nits from taking selfies, people having baths in champagne, and people doodling robots- I could explain why Geoff talks about these things, but it would spoil the surprise, so I'll let you discover the stories on your own...

Geoff is joined by political comedian Mark Thomas, who tells him about his upcoming show 100 Acts Of Minor Dissent, and why he might end up having to make a donation to UKIP. Geoff also has a dilemma regarding his wife's taste in films. Geoff's wife, not Mark Thomas'.

It's weird, the songs that freak you out as a child- some seem so innocuous, but sometimes, as we find out today, they're even stranger than you remember...

Carrying big things on public transport, paying over the odds for things, and then getting a nice windfall- it's a rollercoaster of emotions on the Hometime Show today, but don't worry- even if you're feeling emotionally unstable, it won't tip you over the edge.

Geoff links up with Pete Donaldson, live from the red carpet at the Brits, and speaks to Tom Odell and Dan from Bastille. Geoff and Annabel also hand out some gongs themselves, in the prestigious Instant Brits.

Geoff gets to grips with the issues of the day, like why J.K.Rowling is still writing books under another name now that we know it's her. He also opens up the Coat Room of Fame, and suggests why robots need to change their tone.

Geoff gets to grips with the issues of the day, like why J.K.Rowling is still writing books under another name now that we know it's her. He also opens up the Coat Room of Fame, and suggests why robots need to change their tone.

Chris O'Dowd popped by the studio today to chat to Geoff about his new series of Moone Boy. (I say he "popped by", actually it was pre-arranged- we knew he was coming)...

It's Valentines Day, so we hear stories of heartbreak and misery- it's much more fun than listening to syrupy stories of love and romance...

Today Geoff is joined by a man who willingly ingests parasites, Dr.Michael Mosely. Luckily, he's also a man who has lots of incredibly intersting things to say, and he even invented the 5:2 diet- he's good at all sorts of things.

Geoff's still off sick, so Pete Donaldson once again steps in to fill Geoff's non-leather shoes, discussing on his way the best thing to put in a sink hole, and what things you've borrowed and never returned...

Geoff is poorly sick today, so Annabel is assisted by Pete Donaldson who, having checked that the listeners like him, goes on to talk about vests, fountain pens, and his signature drink...