Kiki and Kibbitz

TATTOOGATE IS ON!!! (Srsly?) The Cray Cray Cronies of the Upper East Side have already found a reason to look down on the new girl. After all, people with tattoos might kidnap you (y'all better stay away from Brianna!) and you don't even need a tramp stamp to be a tramp. When did this crew get so prim and proper? Meanwhile, who kidnapped Luann and replaced her with someone who gives a shit? In 12 seasons, it's the first apology she's ever uttered. In this episode, we also find out that Ramona is not the only one who apparently cannot pack her own suitcase. And speaking of Dorinda...we are seriously questioning her mental health at this point. Bottom line: when Tinsley and Leah are the normal ones, you know the world has gone completely mad.  Stay safe! Stay home! Rate! Review! Subscribe! Share! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

Join Brianna and Jen as they discuss this week’s episode and Jen tries her hand at Gujarati. Dharma has your hosts cracking up, but her son Brian might get a dressing down as they revisit his passive-aggressive attitude towards Monica. Friendsgiving is on the menu, as are a litany of Anish’s phobias. Is marriage one of them? The love of all things Gopal abounds and they give their predictions on whether Key West is a bang or a bust. Don’t miss out on the laughter & fun! (Jen even swears...sort of) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

Bye Skinnygirl! Welcome back drunk Countess! B is gone and Lu's probation is done.  How long before the vodka kicks in? Ramona couldn't fake cry--or pick a good weave--to save her life, and Sonja's apartment is right back at Grey Gardens (#hoarder). Leah is fun AND familiar--she's been hovering around Bravo for a decade trying to secure that apple. Dorinda says that Tinsley sleeps with men for shoes...but is sleeping with John for free dry cleaning that much better? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

Everyone is dropping their buffs, but Richard Hatch (TBT winner, Season 1) isn’t on this season, so no one is *actually* in the buff. The merge is here! Does Brianna love more people than she hates? Is Jen finally warming up to Tyson? Can anyone be a bigger whiny baby than Adam? Tune in and find out! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

Fire Tower goes down in flames when Bali reads Vishal and Amrit for the awkwardness with Anish. If the village idiot can't apologize here, he has no chance at surviving life with Lopa. Love is in the air as Nicholas comes to town and Monica pursues her passion... for DANCE. If Brian wanted it, then he should have put a ring on it. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

It’s the ultimate showdown. A Battle Royale between Brianna and Jen over whether or not quitters can still be queens. We pull no punches as we break down this week’s jaw-dropping episode. Does Jen’s uppercut land squarely on Sandra’s chin? Who deserves a throat punch more--Wendell, for being a perpetual jerk, or Michelle, for setting women back a millennium or two? Who are the hottest guys on this season? And most of all...who can we root for (and bet on) now that Yul’s been sent to EOE? (What do you think about Sandra's departure? Did she resign her title? Take sides on Twitter and tag @kikiandkibbitz to let us know or leave us a voice message!) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

A pool party funeral for Schwartz’ lizard: EXTRA. An extra themed birthday party with Sandoval on stilts: EXTRA annoying. James gets his annual intervention from LVP, and delusional Lala’s ego needs an intervention of its own. The Witches of WeHo are quitting...so Katie will have more time for knitting? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

Join Brianna & Jen as they take sides and stands when the first friendship fractures appear on Episode 3 of Family Karma! Is Bali a pot stirrer or just a good friend? Is Vishal avoiding stress or creating it? Is there a better one-liner generator on this cast than Anish? (Spoiler alert: NO!) We also explore whether Brian and Monica are a real-life Aladdin and Jasmine...or just people who understand great cuisine at highly appropriate times.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

Welllll, boys and girls, all good things must eventually come to an end--even this explosive season of #RHONJ. Collective sigh. In this final installment of the reunion, we conclude the saga of Teresa and Joe, watch the unceremonious dumping of Danielle the Dumpster Fire, and see Marge and Teresa finally make up. Bonus: Jennifer Aydin keeps her mouth shut! It all ends with the most curiously bizarre interpretation of a "time capsule" and a box of donuts with something to prove. Stay safe out there, everyone. Giant symbolic air hugs to you all. XO --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

It's only fitting that Jen and Brianna should hold a virtual cocktail party to recap one of the best-ever episodes of Survivor. Ohio lifts a glass of moonshine and California raises a skinny margarita as we toast to what is arguably the most epic blindside/power move in the history of the game.  Like Sandra, we probably underestimated Denise, who started making rookie mistakes on day 1, disappearing into the woods with Adam to talk strategy. We called her a goat. Sandra told Jeff she wasn't a threat. SURPRISE. That's why they're Winners at War, people. TELL US HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT DENISE'S MONEY MOVES! Send us an email at hiya@kikiandkibbitz.com, tweet us at @KikiandKibbitz, or leave us a voice message here: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message. We just may play it on the podcast. Stay safe, people. We love you. XO  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

Break out your container of Mee Maw's Beer Cheese and get ready to celebrate, because the wedding of the year (Lord, help us all) is finally OVAH! Spoiler alert: no one objected, Faith didn't show up with Jax's baby, and no one fainted in the 96-degree heat. So, kind of a smashing success, all things considered. The reception was a thing of beauty, featuring Sandoval getting his NSYNC on with Lance Bass, Schwartz delivering his version of the Gettsyburg address, and Jax throwing a temper tantrum over some missing vodka. Meanwhile, back in LA, the new cast judges each other in true throwback VPR style. Enjoy and please stay safe, friends. XOXO  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

Our new favorite families are back with another episode, and better yet...they've brought more friends for us to get to know and love. Bali is a new "too hot and cool to be an auntie" addition. She could have easily been a Real Housewife and feels like home. Shaan Patel shows us how the other half lives. In a compound. With creepy statues. Plus will Lopa's mouth drive an irreparable wedge between the families? Tune in as Jordan and Jen gush and throw out their theories. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

Reunion Part 2 or "Sex and the Jersey"? So many intimate deals to process! Joe Gorga's sperm count, Danielle's sex tape, Jackie and Evan's oral situation (or lack of). Is Teresa hosting Passover next season? Will Frank and Dolores reunite, or just admit that they already have? We really want Jennifer to STFU all around, but we NEVER, EVER want to hear about her BJs for Bill again. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

The 23rd pre-party for Jax and Brittany's wedding is...a Murder Mystery for Stassi!(?) Is this the real end of the Witches of WeHo? Are Stassi and Katie leaving Kristen behind, just like Schwartz left behind the marriage license? It's confusing to see Jax so reflective, but Brittany's castle onesie party was super "on brand." Max probably has the coronavirus now from Dayna dragging his necklace in kitty litter. BONUS: We fixed the sound!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

Drop your buffs, people, it's time to talk! Join Jen and Brianna in a play-by-play of episode 5, where Edge of Extinction continues to corral some of the game's most legendary players. After the tribes are mingled and divided into three, it becomes a weird love/hate fest, filled with hero worship and Survivor-lebrity crushes. Suddenly, exes Michelle and Wendell are marooned on the same tribe, prompting some of the most amusing and awkward exchanges we've ever seen on the show. It all culminates in the takedown of The Godfather (cue death-march music). But like White Walkers, those who end up on Edge of Extinction are likely to rise again, more powerful and evil than before. BONUS: We fixed the sound!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message