Kiki and Kibbitz

PCP is going Behind The Velvet Rope! David Yontef joins Stacy, Nate, and Jordan on Kiki & Kibbitz. We dive into Erika and Tom’s breakup, and why Lisa Rinna is suddenly BFFs with the Pretty Mess (let’s talk about the husband). What pushed Kathy Hilton to join the Real Housewives?- it was NOT about the money. Is Bravo finally ready to cancel RHOC and RHOD?  What is RHONY filming now, and where are they going without Dorinda? This is a strategy summit for all things Bravo- get ready for the inside answers.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

Some people may love her intelligence and wit, but we’re with Eddie on this — Rachel is a f*cking demon and an embarrassing one at that. Everyone has one of those friends, but it’s easier to ditch a friend than a fellow crew member. The crazy train keeps right on chugging through dinner as the foul-mouthed chef decides to talk shit about James RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM. Elizabeth doesn’t even really defend the shallow British douche canoe. Maybe James is willing to let go of his relationship with Elizabeth because of his bromance with Rob. They complete each other. In other news, the crew is dropping like flies, with UTIs and gastric distress all over the boat. Someone, quick — toss an antibiotic-filled life ring to this germ-infested group. The new guests arrive, bringing a less-offensive-than-anticipated little Yorkie with them. One of them is high-key flirting with Ashling, who somehow takes the bait. We. Don’t. Get. It. The episode ends sadly with Captain Lee talking about the son he lost to an overdose. So very sorry for your loss, Cap. And no, it wasn’t your fault. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

Glad to finally have a night alone, Brandon and Julia enjoy a naked romp in the hot tub, but apparently, they didn’t cover their tracks well enough, because Detective Mom is on to them. Papa Ron is pissed off, too. If Brandon doesn’t start working harder around the farm, his relationship with Julia just might not work out (wait, what?). Zied’s cooking coffee in Rebecca’s apartment while she’s at work. He is so boring and so excited he see her again now. Natalie’s on the warpath because she can’t find her ring, so she lets Mike know that he’s an obese, classless drunk with a low IQ. Let's see if she gets that ring now. Amira makes it to Amsterdam and we could not be happier for her (run, girl, run!). Tarik and Hazel only have eyes for…other women. Yara was engaged when she met Jovi, making us wonder what she did with the ring. Whatever it was, she should do it again and head back to Ukraine without looking back. Rate! Review! Subscribe! Share! See you next week! Fuck hold up a pepper --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

It’s all about breakups and makeups on this episode of RHOSLC. Meredith and Seth are back together (and disgustingly affectionate)! Jen is still spiraling from the wine glass smash at Sharreiff’s party- her marriage is on the rocks and she blames EVERYBODY but herself. Heather is upgrading Beauty Lab, Lisa is “uplifting” women, and Mary is still broadcasting live from her chaotically couture closet. Lesson of the week? A trip to the Manson family hippie spa can solve anything.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

PCP is heading to East Hampton with the Real Housewives of Grey Gardens! Big Edie and Little Edie Beale mesmerized audiences decades ahead of Bravo.  Relatives of Jackie O and Lee Radziwill (Carole), they lived in a dilapidated mansion in the shadows of the Bouvier name (Sonja). They were the eccentric black sheep of a famously rich family, long before RHOBH gave us Kim Richards. Stacy, Nate, and Jordan explore the mother-daughter tension, faded wealth and delusions of grandeur that make Grey Gardens the gold standard of reality TV. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

Whose side are you on — James/Elizabeth or Francesca? Team Rachel or Team Eddie? What you answer says EVERYTHING about you (although what it says, exactly, we have no idea). One thing we can all agree on, however, is that Rachel’s seafood extravaganza puts all other vaganzas to shame. In other news, Delores jumps off a perfectly good boat…again. Captain Lee is forced to endure dinner with the Karens for a second time. Izzy definitely has the ‘Rona. And Rob clearly wants to get down with James. And no, we’re not drunk. We just want to lead the band. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

Natalie and Mike seem to hate each other, but their charade continues nonetheless. The cosmopolitan Kyiv native has been transformed into Cinderella out in rural Sequim. She’s cooking and cleaning and dreaming about the diamond ring she *used* to have. Jovi’s friend Sara takes Yara out…ostensibly to be kind and keep her company. But when she asks Yara “how do you feel about strip clubs” it seems like she has some kind of ulterior motive. Maybe she wants Jovi for herself. Or maybe she used to date him and has a vendetta out against him. Or maybe she’s just jealous of Yara’s style—definitely the best we’ve seen on 90 Day Fiancé. WE HATE ANDREW! He’s wearing his all-inclusive resort bracelet on the balcony overlooking the ocean while poor Amira wastes away in a Mexico City detention center. Zied finally makes it to Georgia, only to be trolled by Rebecca’s daughter and son-in-law-to-be on his first night. So. Mach. Angry! Hazel finally meets Auri and it’s a legitimately sweet moment. Stephanie and Ryan look like they’re close to the end…before they ever begin. She speaks to him like she’s his mom, and he has had it. But who wouldn’t? Check out the first 15 minutes of the episode on IG (@KikiandKibbitz) and YouTube (Kiki and Kibbitz). There, you’ll see how hot Brad really is and how big Brianna’s drink really is (as well as her awesome sugarcane-fiber straw…keeping’ it sustainable, peeps!). Go get yo’self some cone bread and we’ll see you back here next week! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

The latest RHOSLC is “shahbulous” and “shahmazing”! Mary is back just long enough to show off her 20K sq. ft.  hoarder’s den and stir the pot against Jen. Has Mary been demoted to a friend-of? We learn that Heather’s ex withheld sex as punishment, but Meredith and Seth are ready to get it on. Sharrieff’s 90’s Hip Hop party is a hit- until it hits the fan! Drunk Whitney slurs out that Lisa and Meredith fear Jen, and that Meredith has a secret boyfriend. Wine glasses get smashed and Heather runs for cover as Jen has her 90th meltdown this season.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

PCP presents the Real Housewives of Celebrity Frauds! Stacey, Nate, and Jordan dive into these glam scammers who have made headlines for their acting off-screen. They’ve faked accents, Grammy winning albums, cancer, and even pretended to be in the Twin Towers on 9/11. These celebs all share a shaky grasp of reality and a thirst for fame that led to their downfalls.  This week’s lineup includes Hilaria Baldwin, Milli Vanilli, Lori Loughlin, Felicity Huffman, PK and Dorit, Brooks Ayers, Steve Rannazzisi, Heather Mills, and Rick Ross.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

We’re back from our holiday vacation and wow — what an episode to come back to! We’re lulled into a false sense of security with the vapid James and Elizabeth making out in the hot tub (yawn…they deserve each other). Izzy’s complaining of a head cold (or is it the ‘Rona?). Then here comes yet another gaggle of drunken charter guests, who consume the boat’s entire store of Moet et Chandon in the first few hours. You know, par for the Below Deck course. But just when you think it is (literally) safe to get back in the water, things take a turn to the port side in a way no one sees coming. Instead of passing out like a normal drunk person, charter guest Delores is suddenly swaying at the rail, asking for fish food, while the tux-bedecked Captain admonishes her not to jump into the water. Undeterred, she abandons ship in her party dress, prompting Lee to erupt in a series of curses. Once she’s safely back aboard, the furious captain announces their charter is over. Is it? We’ll just have to tune in next week to find out. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

Julia and Mike might be the only somewhat-normal people on this season. Julia is definitely TRYING, which is more than most rational people would do when faced with Brandon and his psycho parents. Although she’s (rightfully) terrified of the giant pigs (they’ll eat your babies), she negotiates with the hens and stays calm, even when Brandon’s mom humiliates them both for the hickey on her neck. Mike somehow retains his composure, too, even while Natalie tries to control his eating habits, his drinking habits, and anything else she decides she doesn’t like about him. So what if he thinks God’s an alien? Let the man eat his damn tomahawk steak. Yara and Jovi clearly deserve each other, although we felt bad for Yara after hearing about her miscarriage in Croatia. Stephanie’s cousins are reacting the way the rest of us are, re. Ryan — shaking their heads in disbelief. Rebecca moves into some kind of crazy warehouse, while poor Zied and his family tearfully say goodbye at the airport. Tarik tries to convince Hazel that French toast is breakfast food (Natalie didn’t buy it and neither does she) and wants them to get married in the spiritual center where Edward Cayce’s couch languishes behind velvet ropes. So. Much. Crazy. (Said in Zied’s accent.) Big thanks to Jen for filling in. See you next week! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

Harvard trained psychologist and Camp Getaway cast member Dr. Monica O'Neal joins Jordan and Jen to discuss the hilarity and heinousness of Hilaria Baldwin's trans-nationality grift. (We see you, Hillary!) We also reflect on the RHOP reunion and Monica's experience of being turned into a negative archetype she couldn't even recognize.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

Usman "Sojaboy" Umar stops by to check in, say hi, and let us know how his post-90-Day life is going since filming is over. Find out what life in Nigeria is like during COVID, how his music career is going (spoiler alert: he's got a new music video coming out!), and yes, even a little bit (well, more than a little) about Baby Girl Lisa. Our first video interview ever--check out the footage on YouTube here:  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

The Brooks Marks fashion show is here! One tracksuit- ten models? The ladies dive into their personal issues with a level of honesty that's rare among  Real Housewives. Jen nearly lost Coach Shah because of her anger issues (thank you anti-depressants), and Lisa won't slow down her career to focus on family (8-year old Henry is ready to have triplets). While Whitney struggles to keep her dad sober, Heather has a heart-to-heart with her daughters about divorce, love, and her self-worth in the Mormon church. Meredith is still vague about the status of her marriage, so Jen drops the bomb that M has a boyfriend in NYC. There's nothing that Prozac and a Hitachi Magic Wand can't fix here! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

Get ready for ERIKA JAYNE: EXPOSED! Entertainment PR Maven and RHOBH Insider, Twitter’s @MyFeetOnFleek joins Stacy and Jordan to break down the demise of the Girardis. We dive into the divorce, the frozen assets, and the allegations of embezzlement, fraud, and cheating that are swirling around Tom and Erika. Where did all that money go? How much did Erika know? Who could go to prison, and how is Bravo capturing it all on camera? PLUS We find out more about the other HWs legal/marital/financial situations. With details from inside RHOBH, we are solving this enigma, wrapped in a bankruptcy- and no cash! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message