Kiki and Kibbitz

Our buddy Raven is back to help us do a deep dive into the failing relationships of new moms Kenya and Porsha, as well as the new season of Vanderpump Rules (yay!). We kick it off with Jordan's analysis of why Megan Markle and Prince Harry have decided to "step back from their royal duties." Brianna gives advice on what *not* to do when choosing a life partner (spoiler alert: don't get married or have a baby with someone you've known for less than three months...we're looking at YOU Kenya and Porsha!). Raven explains how "Lauren from Utah" is literally the *opposite* of what the #metoo movement stands for, as well as an egregious cultural appropriator. And of course, we dig into the "did they or didn't they" with Dayna and Peter Madrigal on #PumpRules!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

Happy freakin' New Year 2020, people! Welcome to Season 2 of Kiki and Kibbitz! We kick the season off with our biggest guest ever--Peter Madrigal, the SUR manager featured on Vanderpump Rules (and the most obvious candidate for the new Most Interesting Man in the World). In this exclusive appearance, Peter spills the tea on the upcoming season of #PumpRules, as well as on his latest projects, which include a new vlog series, a slots game app, and his new film "The Raiven Destiny!" J&B also take a look at the reunions for Real Housewives of Dallas and Married to Medicine. On #RHOD, everyone comes hard for LeeAnn (she deserves it), while she counters with her best compulsive lies. And it turns out that she's not the only racist on the show! On #Married2Med, actual grown-up women talk out their differences and squash their beefs, to the tune of high praise from the peace-loving Andy Cohen.   --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

On this final episode of the decade, we welcome Jen (@HWsWhisperer) back to the show to discuss the season finale of #RHOD and the #RHOC reunion. We discover that the ratio of monsters to acceptable human beings is quite high and decide to use the time to dissect these beasts' ghastly behavior (and there's a LOT of it). We also talk about the sad fate of Joe and Teresa on #RHONJ and Brianna's new "Hanukkah for Dummies" kit.   See you back for season 2 (with a tremendously exciting guest!) on January 8, 2020. Happy new year!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

Everyone gangs up on Kate this week on #BelowDeck, prompting the revelation that she is not actually a femmebot (and J&B are SHOOK). Meanwhile, Tanner and LeeAnn are still giant flaming a-holes and #RHOD Kam wins "most improved" housewife of the season. Tune in to find out who we think has fallen from grace! BONUS: A cameo from a very special #RHONY housewife! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

Bravo hits the road this week with 4 cast trips! On #RHOD, the ladies attend a Thai ping-pong show and Kam takes to the whiteboard to explain angles and projectiles. On #BelowDeck, Tanner is messy AF and the crew visits the same Thai elephant sanctuary as the Dallas ladies. Dolores goes full old-school Italian on Jackie on the #RHONJ cast trip to Jamaica, where Jennifer takes an open-mouth shit bath with da horsies. Not to be outdone, #RHOC continues their turbulent trip to Key West, where everyone takes sides. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

Who doesn't remember the Dinner From Hell, featuring the iconic, e-cig smoking Allison Dubois on #RHOBH? Or Teresa's franchise-defining table flip on #RHONJ? What about the Bluestone Manor blowout on #RHONY? This week, we break down our top 3 messiest Housewives dinners! J&B are joined by one of our favorite tweeters, HW Whisperer (Jen), whose snarky sense of humor is the perfect complement to our dynamic duo.   --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

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This week on K&K, we discuss the historic rise and infamous falls of two of the most notorious OG Housewives: Nene Leakes and Vicki Gunvalson. Of course, we also *had* to break down LeeAnne's epic meltdown in Thailand and the reaction in the Twittersphere. As our literal shit show of the week, Brianna shares the events to come in advance of her colonoscopy. You're welcome.  #RHOA #RHOC #RHOD --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

This week, K&K breaks down one of the barfiest episodes in Below Deck history. First, we discuss the Departure of the Ginger, the Descent of the Bosun, and the Night of the Tongue. Then Chris Keyes, the man mistakenly identified as a security guard at OC Fashion Week, comes with the definitive word on Dr. Deb and her relationship to people of color, including her use of the n- word, straight to his face. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

K&K welcomes Raven (@mainlybravo) to discuss the crazy new season of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Find out how unfriendly she really is! (Spoiler alert: not very!) Find out whether Sincerely was sincere and why Kenya is the smartest, funniest housewife in the franchise. Let the wild kiki begin! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

They say you can't judge someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. Fortunately, J&B don't care. So this week, we spend the episode judging the three most cringeworthy relationships on the Real Housewives: Shane and Emily Simpson, Joe and Teresa Giudice (although we can't pronounce their last name), and Jim and Meghan Edmonds. From abusive behavior to shady deeds, this is the episode where we "mention it all."  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

The fracas at OC Fashion Week was next level! But have you ever wondered if what you saw on screen was the *whole* story? Spoiler alert--it's not! In this episode of Kiki and Kibbitz,  Kathy Marino, Executive Producer of OC Fashion week (aka "Kathy with the Mic") comes to set the record straight.  Find out who the man in the expensive purple suit really was! Find out why Dr. Deb was *really* barging upstairs (hint: it's not what you think!).  Kathy explains it all, as well as why she so angry that night.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

"Oh, I LOVE IT"! Steve stops by K&K, becoming our first Bravoleb guest! Listen as he shares some juicy nuggets you won't hear anywhere else (Luann and Erika's backstage feud over "Chicago"), gives us the behind-the-scenes look at LeeAnne's wedding (that dress designer scene, tho!) dishes on his best and worst dressed housewives, and reveals his top-five wedding-planning tips. Outside of Real Housewives of Dallas, Steve has planned events for President Bush, President Obama (Brianna almost faints), Oprah (Jordan almost faints), and many other huge names. Put on your boots and saddle up! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

Join the kiki as J&B break down their first one-star review, give a hearty pirate welcome to the new season of Below Deck (including a prediction of who would win in a Chief Stew wrestling match), and talk about Tamra and Eddie humiliating Emily on #RHOC. They end with Fantasy Bravo Crossover and a two-for-one Shitshow of the Week. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message

Start folding your tissues into tiny squares as you listen to J&B talk about this season's final episodes of Below Deck Med and #RHOP. We also play Real Housewives Fantasy Crossovers and discuss the Shitshow of the Week. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/kikiandkibbitz/message