Mickstape

LaVar Ball wants Luke Walton outta there, and Lonzo doesn't exactly disagree. Karl-Anthony Towns may have fixed his defense and the haters and losers, of which there are many, are besides themselves. Also, our close personal friend Nathan Peterman capped off the Bills season with an electric three plays that Withers and the Mick Man simply HAD to break down. Finaly, the boys reveal #s 15-6 of their funniest people of all time. We would have given the entire lists today but we ran out of time because it's the real world Peter Pan and shit happens sometimes. So, Thursday you'll get the rest of the list. And you'll like it. And maybe you'll have the feeling of disagreeing with it. And if you get that feeling, have it over there where we can't see it. Thank you and good night.

The Cleveland Browns of the NBA, the Sacramento Kings, continue to have no idea what they're doing. The Oklahoma City Thunder have figured out what they're doing, and yet Paul George STILL wants to be a Laker. Why are the Hornets ungood? Is it Dwight's fault? It's probably Dwight's fault. Should the Hornets trade Dwight to Milwaukee? Maybe, who are we to say? Also, Gallagher was really fucking famous for a really long time and that's super fucked up.

Dave Chappelle is back and so are we to discuss the most prolific, problematic comedian in the game today according to the internet. After that, some basketball talk? No, it couldn't be. On this show? Would be a real shame if Coley and Tyler talked about Trae Young, Deandre Ayton, Michael Porter Jr., Karl-Anthony Towns, Marcus Smart, James Harden, Rajon Rondo, and the lowly Los Angeles Lakers. A real shame. Oh yeah, "Huncho Jack, Jack Huncho," is reviewed before Tyler breaks down Season 7 of "Game of Thrones." Welcome back, America.

Robbie Fox joins Tyler and Coley to discuss the best of the year encompassing all things music, movies, television and pop culture. Who won 2017? What was the best chune? What cereal rose above the competition to be the most scrumtrulescent of them all? All this and much, much more on the final Mickstape of 2017.

Rone, of the hit podcast "Young and Happy" and the popular Snapchat show "5th Year," breaks down the door of the recording studio to defend the honor of Kobe Bean Bryant after Tuesdays slander infused episode. The Philadelphia 76ers blogger goes on to make some points, all of which are heavily disputed by Coley and Tyler. After that, Trae Young remains the best player on the planet, LaVar Ball starts up his own League, and someone needs to return Charlie Villanueva's toilet back immediately. And oh yeah,,, Tyler finished Season 6 of Game of Thrones.

The Lakers retired two numbers for Kobe Bryant last night, so we decided it would only be fair to roast that doberman pincher faced bum for approximately 40 minutes or so because we can and it would be nothing more than propaganda if the entire day was just one long jerk fest of the guy who literally tried to force his way to the pre-Blake Griffin Clippers just because he was having one of his many temper tantrums. The at best 17th greatest player of all time (at the time of his retirement) was celebrated across the web yesterday and frankly it made us sick, so kindly join us for the other side of the tale. The right side of history. I'm labeling this "The Kobe Bryant Slander Appreciation Hour #1" because I can only assume this is the first of many times we do something like this. Feels like a great time to remind everyone that we are not, I repeat NOT, here to argue. Thank you.

Joel Embiid lightly sautéed Karl-Anthony Towns while Kristaps Porzingis made history with Jenn Selter watching in the crowd. Has Tyler bought into Oklahoma's Trae Young yet, is the Bahamas the newest hot spot of top talent, should Ayton be the consensus top overall prospect for the upcoming draft, are there any small forwards coming into the league next year, how is it humanly possible that Kawhi Leonard still has more career steals than he does fouls? No seriously, he has more steals than he's committed fouls. How? How is that possible? It doesn't make any sense.

Victor Oladipo is the best player in the world as long as it says Indiana across his chest. Tyler and Coley try and figure out how many first time All Stars will make this year's rosters. Tyler becomes physically ill when he realizes that there's no way Dwyane Wade does not make the East's roster and it keeps off one of the several deserving actually currently good players whom have yet to play in their first ASG. And that was just the East. There may only be five teams represented on the Western Conference All Star Team. After all of that is broken down, Tyler breaks down Season 5 of Game Of Thrones, which he was able to watch in a day after Atlanta was crushed with up to as many as two whole inches of snow.

Why Round 3? Because the first two rounds were such a blowout in Karl-Anthony Towns' favor no one even knew there was a fight happening. It didn't even cross anyone's mind that this was a discussion until last week. But people want to discuss, so here we are, discussing two of the most talented young big men in the game today for 40 or so minutes. But before we get to all that... phone books were absolutely terrifying. Who allowed those? Why were those ever a thing? Those should've never been a thing.

Volume 33 encompasses everything from the Lakers falling into top five pick territory to Jayson Tatum's incredible start to his NBA career, LaVar Ball pulls LiAngelo Ball out of UCLA before he ever registered a minute playing college basketball, should Collin Sexton and Trae Young be more hyped prospects for the upcoming draft, is Joel Embiid beefing with too many other centers right now, the Cavaliers own the League's longest winning streak, and should the Warriors fear the Rockets in the slightest OR is Chris Paul merely the Michael Crabtree to Steph Curry's Aqib Talib? Also,,, Tyler has FINALLY finished season four of Game of Thrones. Folks - - Volume 33 is a doozy. Smash that download button.

Our most Minnesotan Kentucky Son Karl-Anthony continues to struggle mightily defensively and it's about time we get to fixing it. Blake Griffin is out for a few months, is that even more incentive for the Clippers to embrace the tank and trade DeAndre Jordan? Will Nerlens ever play again? Will Jahlil Okafor ever be freed from the Sixers? All that and much more before future NFL Hall of Fame Wide Receiver Isaac Bruce joins the program to break down the Michael Crabtree-Aqib Talib saga, the problem with the NFL Hall of Fame's voting process, his feelings on Larry Fitzgerald about to pass him on the all time receiving yards list, the moment he gained respect for Tom Brady, his love of the Miami Heat, Pat Riley, Dwyane Wade vs. Kobe Bryant, and his favorite movie of all time: "Hitch."

Derrick Rose finally realized he stinks at basketball. The Clippers and Thunder are trying to decide if they stink at basketball. Giannis is tired of his team stinking at basketball so he's threatening to beat up anyone and everyone in his general vicinity. Will the Cavs trade the Brooklyn pick? Is Myles Turner currently the most underrated player in the Association? Why does Michael Crabtree continue to wear a chain in the presence of Aqib Talib? You've read those questions and buddy,,, we've got the answers.

Atlanta Hawks big man Dewayne Dedmon joins the program to talk about his unlikely journey to the NBA after not playing organized basketball until he was 18. Dedmon talks about leaving the Spurs, being courted by multiple teams as a free agent, taking revenge on the court against the teams that didn't sign him, and gives one of the best Top 5 cereal answers to date. But before all that, Tyler and Coley go over the best and worst parts of Thanksgiving, The 25th Anniversary of Mr. Plow, Joel Embiid needing an enforcer, LaVar Ball's feud with the president of the free world, and dive into why Ray Allen is the horniest man on the internet at all hours of the day.

Boston's first Son and everybody's favorite cousin, Cousin Stizz comes through to chop it up with us about everything under the sun for a solid 45 minutes before the icon OG Swaggerdick bursts in the studio for the final 15 minutes of the interview. After the break, Coley and Tyler discuss Giannis' historic run, when the Celtics win streak will end, Lonzo's second triple double, the MVP race a month in to the season, and whether or not Ben Simmons ever needs to learn how to shoot.

Boston Celtics point guard Terry Rozier comes into the studio to chop it up about all things Celtics, what the key is to their win streak, meeting Tommy Heinsohn, the adjustment it was after such drastic roster turnover this summer, why Danny Ainge would never trade him, how Sebastian Telfair influenced him, his crippling fear of squirrels, his top five cereals, what's currently in his rotation, and much, much more. After the break, Tyler fixes college basketball. And by fixes I mean he ruins it completely by fixing the G-League.