Derrick Rose Quit... Again

Summary: Derrick Rose finally realized he stinks at basketball. The Clippers and Thunder are trying to decide if they stink at basketball. Giannis is tired of his team stinking at basketball so he's threatening to beat up anyone and everyone in his general vicinity. Will the Cavs trade the Brooklyn pick? Is Myles Turner currently the most underrated player in the Association? Why does Michael Crabtree continue to wear a chain in the presence of Aqib Talib? You've read those questions and buddy,,, we've got the answers.