Mickstape

Sorry the episode is late. The World Series got the Mick Man down real bad in terms of being able to sleep and function like a normal human being. During this episode we discover that actually all pitchers and quarterbacks in history actually stink.

The Rajon Rondo Spit On Chris Paul Then Fisticuffs Were Promptly Exchanged Episode

LaVar was right. The GLeague is coming for the NCAA's neck. The 76ers are already dead. The Raptors are really fuckin' good. Basketball is fun and good and back. The Lakers stink. KAT took less shots than D-Rose. The Rockets? PU. The Pelicans are nasty - should they trade for Jimmy Butler? It's hard to say.

BASKETBALL IS BACK THE WARRIORS ARE GOING TO WIN 98 GAMES LEBRON IS A LAKER THE CELTICS ARE HEALTHY BEN SIMMONS IS A NON-THREE POINT SHOOTING COWARD KAWHI DOESN'T HATE HIS TEAM (yet) JIMMY BUTLER HATES HIS TEAM OUT LOUD BASKETBALL IS BACK

Season two comes to a wild finish after Jimmy Butler walked into Timberwolves practice, called everyone a bitch, and then told Rachel Nichols that he called everyone a bitch.

Is JR Smith finally outta here? Is Dana finally forgiven? Is it still illegal for ducks to be walking around without wearing long pants? So many questions, so little time.

Withers and the Mick Man break down the entire GM survey. And by break down I mean disagree with and mock. We also discuss Dana peeing his pants. Dana isn't on this episode we're just essentially talking behind his back.

It's some sort of rare medical condition where Alabama wide receivers drafted by the Atlanta Falcons in the first round just get near the goal line and start to vomit uncontrollably. Doctors say a cure is unlikely. Hold on I'm receiving a fax. It would appear that someone named Calvin Ridley is also a Falcons receiver, drafted out of Alabama, in the first round, and has caught six (6) touchdowns over the last three games???

That's just a fact. Heavy Elvis, Lil Wayne, Liberace, and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart talk on this episode. Yes you read that right. Before all that, Coley and Withers try and figure out the best League Pass teams for this upcoming season. Before all that, where is Jimmy Butler going to be traded? Do the Miami Heat make any sense whatsoever? But, before we can get into anything else... Dana makes his official statement.

Atlanta Hawks rookie Kevin Huerter stops by the program to talk about his New York Giants, expectations for his rookie season, and what it's like to be around Vince Carter, a man literally double his age. But before all that... it is officially NBA season, as Media Day kicks off around the League. LeBron has already given the Lakers a terrible nickname. The Warriors still have DeMarcus Cousins. And also, MC Hammer? Yeah that guy remains cool as hell. People don't talk about it enough. That ends today.

From Jimmy Butler all the way down to Dana "Hat Man" Bahrawy, betrayal is the hottest game in the streets to wrap up Summer 18. You do, in fact, hate to see it.

Tom Bro Dude, Forever.

This is a Dana episode. We rank his performance to his face in real time. There is a lot of lumberjack talk. There is little to no kangaroo talk. Sorry to disappoint.

Whiskers is in the flesh in the Big Windy talking some shooty hoops for your ear drums. We also made fun of all the NFL teams that lost.

Folks, it's a Friday. So you know what that means! Time to listen to exactly one (1) episode of Mickstape and then call 9-1-1. On this episode, Tyler proclaims that he could easily build an NFL contender from scratch as an expansion team. Coley agrees. Everyone agrees and swell times are aplenty for all. After that we go through all 32 teams' uniforms - both new and old - and roast/praise them appropriately. Also, remember that time Will Ferrell rapped Biggie as Robert Goulet on SNL? That was wild.