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Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrated their second reunion episode by pulling Kim’s wig, but she instantly forgot about it. The Real Housewives of Potomac followed up the crazy with lots of new chapters, missing balloons, and a gay race war. Enjoy!! Timestamps: 0-25 Crappens Mailbag: Guilty Pleasure Shows, Shades of Blue, J-Lo’s hair acting 23:45 RHOA Reunion Part 2 1:08:30 RHOP 50th birthday party and gay race wars ------------------- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Timestamps below! Brandy Howard (@TheBrandyHoward) and Julie Goldman (@MrJulieGoldman) from The People’s Couch and the Vanderpump Rules Aftershow are here to talk some smack. We recorded in Ronnie’s apartment huddled around a mic on gardening day, so there are (fittingly) leaf blowers and Bueller barks galore. We laughed our asses off drinking Skinny Girl cocktails, and hope you do, too. Timestamps: 0-1:25:55 We talk to Brandy and Julie about their journey to People’s Couch and the Vanderpump Rules Aftershow. Of course, a lot of other nonsense as well. Interspersed are thoughts about the VPR Uncensored Special and Reunion Part One. I would time stamp, but it’s all over the damn place. 1:20:55 RHOBH: Yo’s LymeCademy Award, Dubai, Rinna’s neurosis ------------------- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Atlanta kicked off their month long reunion tour, Top Chef crowned a bro, and The Real Housewives of Potomac had a living room non gala. Also, Ronnie plays with Lea Black (RHOMiami) and Brandi and Julie from The People’s couch on a weekend Bravo tour through West Hollywood. Enjoy! Timestamps 0-40:50 Chatter, Ben’s trip, Ronnie’s Big Bravo Adventure 40:50-56:05 Crappens Mailbag: GirlScout Cookies and Bravo songs 56:05-1:32:10 RHOA Reunion Part 1 1:32:10-1:37:20 Clear the Flem 1:37:20 RHOP Gala time ------------------- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

"Tour Group" is on hiatus, which means we have more time for "Beverly Hills" and "Vanderpump Rules." How much time? Well, we give RHOBH nearly 90 minutes of discussion. And we don't stop there. We have supersized Crappens Mailbag and "Vanderpump Rules" too. It's so fun. Here's the breakdown: 00:00:00 - Intro, including updates on "Tour Group." 00:12:08 - Crappens Mailbag! 00:41:41 - "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Is Lisa Vanderpump a manipulator? Did Rinna break off more than she could chew? And what's up with Eileen Davidson? 02:03:07 - CLEAR THE FLEM 02:07:04 - "Vanderpump Rules" season finale! Who DOES that? Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com

Timestamps below! The Real Housewives of Atlanta finished the season with a green Kenya and a Fed raid. Over on RHOP, the arguments over manners continue. Spoiler alert: no one has them. Top Chef named the top two finalists, and we also got to look at David Copperfield’s oddness. PLUS: Camille Grammar tweets and Ben gets trolled. Timestamps 0-36:45 Chatter and Crappens Mailbag: Real Househusbands, Real OBGYNs of Everywhere 36:45-1:22:20 RHOA season finale 1:22:20-1:35:25 Top Chef Finale Part 1 1:35:25 Clear the Flem: #Ryebread 1:39:40 RHOPotomac Ruined Trip ------------------- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com ---------------------- Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/trashtalkteevee Ronnie on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/trashtalktv Ronnie on Tumblr: http://trashtalktvrecaps.tumblr.com/ Ben on the Web: http://www.bsideblog.com Ben on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/bsideblog Ben on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/bsideblog Our Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/watch-what-crappens On iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens

Timestamps below! Southern Charm is coming back and it’s time to learn their names again. Afterwards, we head over to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to help poor people while nonsensically fighting over nothing before joining Tour Group for a reminder of how stupid Americans can be. Fortunately, Vanderpump Rules topped it with a turtle race. Not kidding. Timestamps 0-18:15 Chatter and Southern Charm Preview 18:15 Crappens Mailbag: Vanderpump Rules Housewives opening lines. 34:50 RHOBH: Kathryn makes an ass out of herself, Rinna spills the tea on Vanderpumps devious ways, and Erika laughs at nothing ever. 1:44:00 Tour Group: The douche almost doublebangs the bitter twins and a giraffe in Africa is fat shamed. 1:59:50 Vanderpump Rules: Katie withholds invitations to another party no one wants to go to, Jax gets mad at his girlfriend’s new boobs, Kristen and James were bonin’. ------------------- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com ---------------------- Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/trashtalkteevee Ronnie on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/trashtalktv Ronnie on Tumblr: http://trashtalktvrecaps.tumblr.com/ Ben on the Web: http://www.bsideblog.com Ben on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/bsideblog Ben on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/bsideblog Our Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/watch-what-crappens On iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens

Grab your thongs and tongs because we're headed to the glamorous beaches of Delaware! Come join us as we chat about the "Real Housewives of Potomac" cast trip to fancy Bethany Beach where the only thing hotter than the sand are the tempers — at least when it comes to twin beds. Before that, we go off on the latest prison updates on "Real Housewives of Atlanta" and also check in on "Top Chef" where toast is all the rage! Plus, we watch the new "Shahs of Sunset" trailer and open up the Crappens Mailbag! Here are the time codes: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:55 - Shahs of Sunset preview 00:24:18 - Crappens Mailbag 00:39:06 - Real Housewives of Atlanta 01:16:06 - Top Chef: California 01:3824 - Real Housewives of Potomac Thanks for listening! Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com

It wouldn't be "Watch What Crappens" if we weren't talking about buttholes, and that's what this episode is all about. From "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" to "Newlyweds: The First Year," we talk about all the kissing, kicking, and sugaring of everyone's butts. 00:00:00 - Intro, including an update on the Crappens Glossary 00:11:26 - Crappens Mailbag 00:36:00 - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 01:44:00 - Clear the Flem 01:4849 - Newlyweds: The First Year (season finale) 02:10:38 - Tour Group (season premiere) 02:33:25 - Just a dollop of Top Chef Thanks everyone for listening! Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com

***This was re-uploaded at 11 PM PST on Tuesday to correct sound issues during the RHONY segment. Sorry! Timestamps below! We’re joined by the adorable Craig Ramsay (@CraigRamsayFit) and Brandon Liberati (@brandonliberati) of Newlyweds: the First Year and @FitAndPhab (http://bit.ly/FitPhabYouTube) for an hour of laughs and relationship talk. Don’t worry, we also fit in talk of the RHONY Preview and Vanderpump Rules! Enjoy! Crappens Mailbag: WWHL: Looks Like/Smells Like 20:59:07 RHONY Preview 29:10:13 INTERVIEW! Craig Ramsay (@CraigRamsayFit) and Brandon Liberati (@brandonliberati) of Newlyweds: the First Year and @FitAndPhab (http://bit.ly/FitPhabYouTube) 1:23:10 Clear the Flem: Rebounding Edition 1:25:15 Vanderpump Rules: Tequila Katie, Drunk Queen babysitters, no one has real tear ducts anymore. ------------------- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com ---------------------- Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/trashtalkteevee Ronnie on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/trashtalktv Ronnie on Tumblr: http://trashtalktvrecaps.tumblr.com/ Ben on the Web: http://www.bsideblog.com Ben on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/bsideblog Ben on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/bsideblog Our Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/watch-what-crappens On iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens

Timestamps below! Lisa Vanderpump half ass apologizes yet again on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Eileen squints at her while on the udda side uff da town, Yolanda writes a really long email read by the cast. Newlyweds introduced us to the least homophobic parents on Earth, and Jax stole money from Tom’s couch to help pay for his Hooter girlfriend’s boob job on Vanderpump Rules. Enjoy! Crappens Mailbag: Crappens Witch Trials, Reading Kyle 21:15 RHOBH: Lisa V is sorry for whatever it is you’re mad about and Yolanda wrote a really long email. 1:25:30 Clear the Flem: New segment mocking Caroline Fleming (Ladies of London) Instagram account. 1:28:30 Newlyweds: The least homophobic parents in the world. 1:50:05 Vanderpump Rules: Groupon boobs, faux regret, Ariana’s decade long comedy career.

On this episode Ben and Ronnie check in on Kim Fields' reading skills, Karen's passive aggressive yacht party, and the latest rhymes from Top Chef's rappers-cum-historians. Here's the breakdown: 00:00:00 - Intro. Helllllo! 00:07:35 - Crappens Mailbag! 00:25:30 - NEW SEGMENT: Clear The Flem 00:31:16 - Real Housewives of ATL 01:10:14 - Top Chef 01:2614 - Potomac Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com

This episode of "Watch What Crappens" is so hot, we had to evacuate the building. Literally. There was a fire. That's what'll happen when there's nearly three hours of Munchausen controversy, addiction, boobs, Stassi, control freak husbands, and Ramona Singer voice. Here's the breakdown: 00:00:00 - Intro & gossip about Yolanda Hadid's new old name. 00:13:30 - Crappens Mailbag! 00:32:51 - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Yolanda fights with Rinna! 01:31:35 - Newlyweds: The First Year. Jerk husbands and CRYSTAAAAAAAL! 01:54:49 - Vanderpump Rules. Jax is financing boobs; so he calls the shots. Thanks so much for listening! Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com

Timestamps below! Peter takes us on a tour of his homeland on Real Housewives of Atlanta while Kenya paddles off in a boat for no reason. Top Chef got cleared the douche on the second part of Restaurant Wars, and The Real Housewives of Potomac talked about etiquette while attending a cash bar. The SHAME. PLUS!: Ramona Singer takes on RHOCheshire and Obama learns what it’s like to be a Beador. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0-17:30 Crappens Mailbag: Obama, Shannon Beador, Ramona Singer 17:30 RHOA: Mershal shoot, gay husband outing 58:00 Top Chef: Restaurant Wars Part 2 1:15:40 RHOP: Baby birthday, surprise by design ------------------- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com ---------------------- Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/trashtalkteevee Ronnie on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/trashtalktv Ronnie on Tumblr: http://trashtalktvrecaps.tumblr.com/ Ben on the Web: http://www.bsideblog.com Ben on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/bsideblog Ben on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/bsideblog Our Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/watch-what-crappens On iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens

Timestamps below! Erika Jayne lies her butt off and sends Lisa Rinna into a OWN IT conniption this week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Newlyweds has some serious issues like cancer and adoption and abandonment. And missing bathroom sinks. PLUS! We read Yolanda Foster and Rinna’s twitter war, watch the Real Housewives of Dallas preview and imagine a podcast starring Meghan King Edmonds. Timestamps: Opening Chatter: RHODallas Preview, MJ’s naked again 18:10 Crappens Mailbag: New Cynthia Bailey Ads, MKE’s #JusticePodcast, and the process of Crappens. 35:30:10: RHOBH Yolanda confronts Vanderpump who confronts Rinna who confronts Erika who confronts the C word. 1:40:50: Newlyweds: Moob face and missing sinks. ------------------- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com ---------------------- Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/trashtalkteevee Ronnie on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/trashtalktv Ronnie on Tumblr: http://trashtalktvrecaps.tumblr.com/ Ben on the Web: http://www.bsideblog.com Ben on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/bsideblog Ben on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/bsideblog Our Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/watch-what-crappens On iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens

HOT NEW SINGLE! All lyrics based on text messages or insults by James from Vanderpump Rules.