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Hey "Below Deck" fans (Deckies??), get excited: we have over two hours with Kate Chastain, the first stew and reigning snark master of "Below Deck!" First, Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (@bsideblog on Twitter/Instagram) ask all the pressing questions they've had for Kate over the past two seasons. Then all three get into the nitty-gritty of recapping this week's first post-Leon episode. It's 135 minutes of "Below Deck," and no beef cheek is safe! Be sure to support us on http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at http://facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens And check out our other social media on watchwhatcrappens.com

Turns out Vicki lied about cancer for some sex and possible sympathy casseroles. Called it! Also, Vanderpump Rules is back to terrorize your senses with all new terrible Val Pak surgery and Apres Ski puts even more poor people on the air. YAY! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

We have a secret dick pic! Classy! Also, Vicki's gross on the second Real Housewives of Orange County reunion, the Ladies of London get into a manners brawl, and a crazy person almost burns down a boat on Below Deck. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Comedienne Heather McDonald ("Juicy Scoop", "Chelsea Lately") joins Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com, "The Banter Blender" podcast) at the Hollywood Improv to gab about Bravo for a while. We learn all about Heather's recent dinner with Tamra, Shannon, and other Bravo-lebrities; plus, we also find out what it's like to be friends with Tamra Judge. Along the way, there's plenty of discussion about Brooks Ayers, the Guidices, and even "Manzo'd with Children." For those of you looking for our normal recaps, tune in to the next episode, which will feature us reliving RHOC, RHONJ, Ladies of London, and Below Deck! Remember to check out our social media at watchwhatcrappens.com And support us at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

This week we discuss the burgeoning feud between Marissa and Caroline F. on "Ladies of London," and we can assure you this kerfuffle won't be dying down anytime soon. Allegations of taxi rudeness and family gossiping are the foundations of Bravo's best fights. There's also talk of Sophie, Caroline, and dead pheasants. Then it's on to "Below Deck" where a spat about a cardboard box and pommes fondant escalate into full-on maid warfare. It all culminates with a fire in the oven and a popcorn disaster like NONE OTHER. Remember you can support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and get access to bonus episodes, Google Hangouts, and all sorts of goodies. Also check us out at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens and watchwhatcrappens.com

The Real Housewives of Orange County Twenty Episode Reunion kicks off this week. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, The Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) sort through the fake cancer, real mom deaths, and fake Jesus bonding before heading off to Joe using up Tre’s prison cell minutes on The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Tre Checks in to Make Sure Melissa Gorga is Getting No Camera Time in Her Absence. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Longest episode ever. It’s cuz Lyme is contagious. Ladies of London gets a full hour fifteen. Why? COFFEE TABLE ME. After watching Caroline try to smile for an hour and neurotics in bad wigs pissing off royalty, it’s time to set sail with Below Deck to make fun of Amy’s imaginary dates with turtles. If you have no idea what we’re talking about, you’re doing this right. Enjoy! Come listen as Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) break down all the craziness. Remember you can support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens And follow us here: twitter.com/whatcrappens facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens

"The Real Housewives of Orange County" had a come-to-Jesus moment as Tamra Barney was baptized in a hotel swimming pool amongst her closest frenemies. Unsurprisingly, it didn't turn out so well. Shannon and Vicki screamed at each other, and friendships crumbled as Brooks' maybe-cancer continued to dominate all conversation. Meanwhile, in New Jersey, the Giudice clan gathered around the phone to hear Teresa say hi from prison. And then she called again. And again. And people cried. Hear all our thoughts on these shows, and be sure to follow Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) at watchwhatcrappens.com Remember to support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and like us on Facebook at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens

Grab your JUB Balls because there's more fighting on "Ladies of London." This time the Americans are bickering over who gets to be Caroline's friend. Then it's on to "Below Deck" where Chef Leon has once again prepared some beef cheeks for the passengers. Things go wrong, Dane gets drunk, and everyone is passive-aggressive to each other. Come listen as Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) break down all the craziness. Remember you can support us at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens And follow us here: http://twitter.com/whatcrappens http://facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens

Amazing Housewives music! Plus: Shannon thinks she has something up her butt. Is it real? Or is it a piece of ghost plastic? And what does David think about all this? Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, The Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) leave the SATANIC world of Orange County and delve into the “I’m Sorry, Really, Bitch” parade on Married to Medine’s 20 part finale reunion. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/trashtalkteevee Ronnie on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/trashtalktv Ronnie on Tumblr: http://trashtalktvrecaps.tumblr.com/ Ben on the Web: http://www.bsideblog.com Ben on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/bsideblog Ben on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/bsideblog Our Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/watch-what-crappens On iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens

Caroline Stansbury assaults another cast member with her unicorn hump and all hell breaks loose. Juliet might not be invited to har parties now. The class on display in Ladies of London can only be followed by our favorite show about maids, of course. Alex P Keaton yells about his power while everyone else gets naked and covered in carbs. Below Deck is, in fact, on deck, and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) laugh about it for over two hours. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/trashtalkteevee Ronnie on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/trashtalktv Ronnie on Tumblr: http://trashtalktvrecaps.tumblr.com/ Ben on the Web: http://www.bsideblog.com Ben on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/bsideblog Ben on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/bsideblog Our Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/watch-what-crappens On iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens

There's a tempest in a lettuce cup this week on "Real Housewives of Orange County." Shannon and Vicki are drifting, Brooks has a dubious medical record, and Tamra loves Jesus, betch! Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) break it all down — every. last. detail. Then it's on to the "Married to Medicine" reunion, which is, you know, a disaster. Come listen! You can support us on patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Like us on facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens And subscribe to us on iTunes!

Grab your passports because it's time to go back to England. It's New Years on "Ladies of London," and everyone's having a blast until Caroline makes a yoga joke. That's when the JUBs hit the fan. Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) dish about everything from Julie's Unbelievable Balls to Caroline's unicorn scandal. Then it's off to the high seas as a new deckhand and several drunkards board "Below Deck." Be sure to crack open your favorite beer (with your teeth) for this one. As always, you can support us at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and Like Us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens

Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are live on Perisocope today to talk crap about Brook?s possible cancer on Real Housewives of Orange County before moving onto the victims over at Married to Medicine. The loudest crier wins! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.

Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) start this lovely episode off with talk of Thomas Ravenall's sperm still working and the new pics of David Beador's mistress. He cheated on Shannon with--Shannon. Also, it's a full hour fifteen minutes of Ladies of London giggles before ending with a not-European-at-all rehash of Below Deck. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/trashtalkteevee Ronnie on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/trashtalktv Ronnie on Tumblr: http://trashtalktvrecaps.tumblr.com/ Ben on the Web: http://www.bsideblog.com Ben on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/bsideblog Ben on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/bsideblog Our Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/watch-what-crappens On iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens