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We had a break today from our Real Housewives schedule, so we celebrated by giving the day its own Awards Show. Welcome to the Non Housewives Awards! We also make fun of Caroline Flemming's Insta and rummage through the mailbag, of course. Timestamps: 0 Crappens Mailbag: Bethenny Book Advice and Yolanda Awfulness 34:20 Clear the Flem 40:10 Non Housewives Awards!: Ben and Ronnie award their favorite non Real Housewives of Bravo. Happy fourth!

Grab your stolen pizza plate: we're back with a brand new episode of "Watch What Crappens!" We're talking RHONY, we're talking Below Deck: Med, we're talking eating disorders, we're talking fibroids, we're talking yachties, and we're talking calzones! Come listen! 00:07:18 - Crappens Mailbag 00:23:34 - CLEAR THE FLEMM 00:34:14 - Real Housewives of New York City 01:42:09 - Below Deck: Med Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com

Real Housewives of Orange County’s Shannon Beador takes the webs off her judgey eyes for those of us who missed them. Also, the Shahs have fun ruining each other’s lives for no reason, and Kathryn shows up to the Southern Charm reunion dressed like an extra from Deadwood. Enjoy! Timestamps below! Timestamps: 00 Opening Chatter and Mailbag: The Ladies of London on Brexit and Bethenny gets a tattoo gun. 24:50 RHOC 1:19:20 Shahs 1:40:30 Southern Charm Reunion 1 -- Subscribe at www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com ---

Vulture’s hilarious Brian Moylan (@BrianJMoylan) joins us for this week’s bloody Real Housewives of New York and Before They Were Housewives: LuAnne DeLesseps. We laughed our butts off. Then we talked Below Deck Med’s Danny entertaining old dudes and Shahs of Sunset’s Reza ruining lives for fun. Enjoy! Timestamps below! Timestamps: 00 Opening chatter and Crappens Mailbag: Kim/Dorinda Intervention and Before They Were Housewives: LuAnn Edition 23:18 Vulture’s Brian Moylan talks RHONY and LuAnn 1:57:40 Below Deck Med 2:07:30 Shahs of Sunset Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

When Bravo airs a season premiere, a season finale, and a reunion within 48 hours, you can be sure of one thing: WOMEN GOING NUTS. We have all the crazy, from Shannon's bitterness towards Vicki to Kathryn's feud with Landon to LeeAnne's general anger towards everything. So much fun that it took us 3 hours to cram it all in. Happy listening! 00:00:50 - Introduction 00:07:04 - Crappens Mailbag 00:17:49 - Real Housewives of Orange County Season 11 Premiere! 01:29:46 - Southern Charm Season 3 Finale! 02:21:36 - Real Housewives of Dallas Season 1 Reunion Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com

"Real Housewives of New York City" is on TV, which means we have another fun podcast. This episode, we discuss the fat tipsy bitches, LuAnn on the verge, and the Real Housewives of Orange County Uncensored. Come listen! 00:04:13 - Mailbag 00:19:27 - RHONY 01:20:10 - Gossip 01:25:03 - RHOC Uncensored Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com

Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas had its first season finale this week, and we celebrate by getting really angry at stuff. Then it’s off to Southern Charm for a drunk old white guy tell off session. Also, Reza does the entire past season of RHOBH plotline in one episode of Shahs of Sunset. Timestamps: 0-17:40 Crappens Mailbag 17:40 Real Housewives Season Finale 1:11:40 Southern Charm 1:57:35 Shahs of Sunset

Timestamps below! It’s our 300th! We celebrate by ragging on Bethenny’s hypocrisy on Real Housewives of New York and the douchebaggery on Below Deck Med. We’ve had an amazing journey with you guys for these 300. Thanks for all your listens and support! We love you! Timestamps: 00 Opening thank yous and Crappens Mailbag 24:15 RHONY 1:57:08 Clear the Flem 2:04:05 Below Deck Med -- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com --

It was the bag of poop that LeeAnne thought she'd never smell again, but little did she know there's nothing the "Real Housewives of Dallas" like to discuss more than poop: who did it, when, and in what bag? And so begins a bizarre series of accusations, denials, and tempers that climax with LeeAnne threatening to kill Marie over a scatological rumor that makes Brandi's poop hat look demure. Joining us to break down this very important issue is Anna David ("You've Got Issues with Anna David" podcast). Plus, we go deep into "Southern Charm" and "Shahs of Sunset." 00:00:00 - Intro 00:09:39 - Crappens Mailbag 00:27:25 - Real Housewives of Dallas 01:26:19 - Southern Charm 02:00:17 - Shahs of Sunset Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com

This may be the mother of all episodes, and not just because we have parenting expert and "For Crying Out Loud" co-host Stefanie Wilder-Taylor joining us. We dive deep into this week's epic, monumental, instant classic episode of "Real Housewives of New York," which has LuAnn and Bethenny battling it out in a war of attrition up in the Berkshires. Don't worry: Dorinda gets involved, and even Ramona too. We break down every minute detail of the fracas, and midway through, Stefanie joins in to offer up her opinions too. Later, we switch gears and take on "There Goes the Motherhood." Come listen! 00:05:30 — Crappens Mailbag ("Southern Charm" folk as "Harry Potter" characters!) 00:28:31 — RHONYC (wherein we discuss "December: Berkshires County" - one of the most insane episodes in Housewives history) 01:19:13 — Stefanie Wilder-Taylor joins the conversation 02:05:10 — There Goes The Motherhood Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com

Timestamps below! Southern Charm went to LA for a week, and they failed miserably in the getting laid department. Fortunately, they arrived home in time for Craig to be a failure at bourbon, too. AW! RHOD had a calm week, but there were still plenty of poop jokes and LeeAnne labelling herself to give us another hour of pure joy. Timestamps: 0-20:05 Crappens Mailbag: Landon and Julie from Ladies of London meet in an elevator 23:00 Southern Charm: Trip to LA 1:19:30 RHOD: Bonding over poop jokes, calm before the Austin storm. Bonus #83: Top Ten Non Housewives Shows on Bravo We love lists! This week’s bonus is all about ranking the non Housewives show on Bravo. Enjoy and thanks for the support!! ------------------- This month's ringers are posted! LeeAnne, Erika Jayne and JD lead the pack. To get them, subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com ----------

Timestamps below! Today’s episode is a huge heaping of Ramona’s untrained dog doodoo on The Real Housewives of New York with a side of Tour Group model drama and Below Deck maid lust. We also check in on Watch What Happens Live and imagine Shannon Beador’s Call Out podcast. Enjoy! Timestamps: 0:00 Watch What Happens and Crappens Mailbag 50:30 RHONY 2:01:25 Tour Group 2:19:20 Below Deck Med -- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com --

Get yer bibs on and load up on the Frito Pie because we're headed to Dallas for the social event of the season! It's a party at Heidi Dillon's house! And a charity concert by the Aaron Hendra Project. Yeehaw! We're talking Real Housewives of Dallas, Shahs of Sunset (surprise wedding time!), and Southern Charm (Whitney is sad, guys). Plus, Crappens Mailbag and Clear the Flem! Come listen! Here are the time codes: 00:00:00 - Intro + info on our 300th episode party!!! 00:05:50 - Crappens Mailbag 00:21:05 - Real Housewives of Dallas 01:11:07 - Shahs of Sunset 01:34:26 - Clear the Flem 01:40:28 - Southern Charm Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com

This week we meet Rey from "Real Housewives of New York." He's drunk, he's flamboyant, and he thinks you're TRAAAASH, you BITCH! But seriously, we love him so much that we're shaking in our socks, having a mental breakdown. Listen as we break down every ounce of Rey's Bravo debut. We also get into Bethenny's vicious tongue lashing of Sonja, a drunken cousin on "There Goes the Motherhood," a bat erection on "Tour Group," and Tilted Kilt scandal on "Below Deck: Mediterranean." Plus, Crappens Mailbag and a special Rey edition of Clear The Flem! If you don't like this episode, you're TRAAAASH. 00:06:19 - Crappens Mailbag 00:33:41 - Real Housewives of New York City 01:25:17 - Clear the Rey 01:37:11 - Weebly! 01:39:15 - There Goes the Motherhood 02:01:40 - Tour group 02:17:15 - Below Deck: Mediterranean Subscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Follow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com

Timestamps below! This episode centers around head issues. The Real Housewives of Dallas top their hat drama by ripping apart a terrified tall person in a horrifying headpiece. Let’s pray. Then we’ll head to Shahs of Sunset to talk about sperm. When we’re about to finish, we’ll pull out. How’s that for some Southern Charm? Timestamps: 0:00 Opening Chatter and Crappens Mailbag: WWE and Cedric the Leech’s book 25:35 Celine Dion Texture Ad 28:40 RHOD: Terrified Marie gets confronted by women with God on their side. 1:14:25 Shahs of Sunset: Sperm, cat parties, Jessica leaves 1:36:45 Clear the Flem: Caroline Fleming’s Instagram 1:40:15 Southern Charm: Old dudes trying really hard to convince the world they can still get erections. -- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com --