The Damn Dirty Drive-In

On this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, Erik makes amends to his victims by actually serving something delicious -- an incredible cake (shaped like the Satellite of Love) baked by Marsi Koski. The gang wonders why Marsi hasn't been running the Damn Dirty Deli from the beginning, and discuss Rion Johnson's "Knives Out". All this and a mutant sloth patiently plotting the murder of his wealthy great-aunt, on this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In!

On this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, Erik takes over and subjects Robb, Deana, Ben, Ryan and Ian to nine courses of the most horrific foods on earth. From seasoned crickets to a sack full of dried crabs, Erik tests the gang's sanity and their gag reflex in his annual challenge. Who will live? Who will die? Who will finally murder Erik in a fit of despairing rage? All this and a mutant sloth that's been pan-fried and force-fed to Robb, on this special episode of the Damn Dirty Drive-In!

On this week's episode of the Damn Dirty Drive-In, Erik takes over for the one Drive-Thru segment per year that doesn't make its participants wish for death: the Holiday Drinks Special! Join Erik, Deana, Ryan, Robb, Ben and Ian as they sample festive holiday beverages, both alcoholic and non, and listen in fascination as Ryan discourses on the introduction of the calabash pipe to England in the early 20th Century! All this and a mutant sloth drinking hot buttered rum, on this episode of the Damn Dirty Drive-In!

On this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, Robb, Ryan, Deana and Ben talk about the annual Turkey Day get-together at the Dino Hotel. Then they move on to King Kong, stop-motion animation, Arthur Conan Doyle, Harry Houdini, South Dakota, and abominable snowmen. Plus, Greg Sestero and Rebecca Hanson star in "Movie Night". All this and a mutant sloth wondering why a conflicted yeti gets all the good press, on this week's episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In!

On this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, Ryan and Robb have a wide-ranging discussion about how "Terminator" and "Titanic" are actually the same movie, "The Great Mouse Detective", Fess Parker's performance as Davy Crockett, and "Doctor Sleep". Inevitably, this leads to Robb discussing the late Roger Moore's genitals. At length. Plus, classic sketches "Beauty and the Beast", starring Rico Anderson and Liesel Hanson, and "Maytag Repairman", starring Davy Force, Rico Anderson, Liane Dietz and Ryan Smith. All this and a mutant sloth writing an irate letter about Robb's fixation with Roger Moore's genitals, on this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In!

Good Gravy... Again! In this encore presentation, Eddie Poe and his morose little friends are back in "It's the Great Spaghetti Squash, Eddie Poe!" This radio play picks up where the critically-acclaimed "It's a Telltale Valentine, Eddie Poe!" left off. It's Thanks-O-Ween Time, and terror is in the air! Convinced he is being stalked by the Great Spaghetti Squash, a demonic gourd who slays insincere children, Lionel invites his estranged best friend Eddie Poe and the rest of the gang to a Thanks-O-Ween feast at the fabled House of Van Schmeldt. But when the gang begins to disappear one by one within the crumbling ruin, Eddie Poe and Lionel must put their differences aside if they hope to survive the night and discover the secret behind the curse of the Van Schmeldts. "It's the Great Spaghetti Squash, Eddie Poe!" is a parody based upon the works of Charles M. Schulz and Edgar Allan Poe. Written by Erica Rodriguez, Greg Tally, and Robb Maynard. Directed by Frank Dietz and The Damn Dirty Drive-In. Featuring the vocal talents of Greg Tally, Ron McAdams, Liane Abel Dietz, Trish Geiger, Jennifer Lynn Warren, Rico E. Anderson, Tim Blaney, Caroline Tally, Ryan Smith, Robb Maynard, and Frank Dietz as Edgar Allan Poe. Promotional Artwork by Daniel Vincent Bigelow.

On this Halloween episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, Robb, Ryan, Erik and Ian chat about good horror movies, bad horror movies, and the difference between Shirley Jackson's "The Haunting of Hill House", the 1963 classic film, "The Haunting", and the 1999 Liam Neeson movie that had the same title but managed to ruin everything good about the original. Plus, a psychiatrist deals with an unusual patient in "The New Patient", a new comedy sketch written by Ryan Smith and featuring Robb, Ryan, Erik and Ian. And in The Damn Dirty Deli, Erik force-feeds the gang bugs. Again. All this and a mutant sloth buying a sports car as part of a midlife crisis, on this week's episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In!

On this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, Ryan, Deana, Ben and Ian chat about their favorite non-MST3K geek shows. Plus, we celebrate Halloween with a couple of classic shorts: "The Tangler", written by Greg Tally and featuring Trace Beaulieu and Frank Conniff, and "Belgian vs. Predator", written by Ryan Smith and featuring Tim Ryder, Rico E. Anderson and Hayley Tolley. Plus, we throw in the bonus short "Dog or House?", written by Robb Maynard and featuring Trace and Frank. Then Erik forces the gang to sample Foco Soursop Nectar. All this and a mutant sloth doing his taxes, because you have to grow up and be responsible some time, on this week's episode of the Damn Dirty Drive-In!

On this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, we present the original comedy sketch, "Murderclown", written by Robb Maynard. Then Robb, Ryan, Ben and Ian keep talking about their prestige television show, "Variations of Us", before spending entirely too long talking about serial killers. Plus, Erik forces "Bug Barf Soda" on the gang in the Damn Dirty Deli. All this and a mutant sloth quietly eating pretzels while watching reruns of "Beverly Hills 90210", on this week's episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In!

On this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, Greg sits down with Alexis Iacono, Andy Pagana and Kevin Caliber to talk about their memories of the late horror icon Sid Haig, star of numerous horror films and the MST3K classic, "Wizards of the Lost Kingdom 2". Plus, Erik treats the gang to some maple hard candy, and Robb, Deana and Ryan discuss their idea for the next emmy-winning prestige drama, "Variations of Us." All this and a mutant sloth staring sadly at the divorce papers his wife sent him, on this week's episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In!

In this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, Greg talks with actor and comedian Tim Ryder, "Bonehead No. 1" on MST3K. Plus, Ryan, Robb, Deana and Ben discuss the heartbreak of congenital mountain blindness. Meanwhile, Erik feeds the gang spicy grasshoppers (no, really), and Mike, Mary and Ian the Gecko finally uncover the root of the conspiracy in the finale of "Airport Insecurity"! All this and a mutant sloth realizing he's too depressed to get out of bed, on this week's episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In!

On this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, Ryan chats with Robb about the Son of Monsterpalooza convention, where Robb, Greg and Frank Dietz teamed up with Kirk Thatcher, Alexis Iacono and Rico E. Anderson to perform selections from "Albert Kitschschlock Presents: The Films That Blew Too Much." Plus, in Episode 9 of Airport Insecurity, Mike, Mary and Ian the Gecko confront the Blue-nicorn, which is either a statue or a homicidal robot horse or both. And in the Damn Dirty Deli, Erick treats the gang to a soda from Wisconsin. PACKERS!! All this and a mutant sloth weeping as he realizes that his estranged son has no intention of ever answering the phone, on this week's episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In!

In this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, Greg continues his chat with actor and friend of the podcast Rico E. Anderson. Meanwhile, Erik forces the gang to sample an alien-themed, kumquat-flavored soda, because apparently he's seeking revenge for something. Plus, in Episode 8 of Airport Insecurity, Mike, Mary and Ian the Gecko hide out in the duty-free shop. All this and a mutant sloth being informed that his job has been outsourced and he won't be getting his pension, on this week's episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In!

On this episode of the Damn Dirty Drive-In, Greg talks with actor Rico E. Anderson about the science of step-and-repeats, his huge family, and breaking into acting. Plus, Erik feeds the gang alien-related candy at the Damn Dirty Drive-Thru, and, in episode seven of Airport Insecurity, Mike and Mary mount a rescue attempt to free Ian the Gecko from the clutches of the evil Brie Mason! All this and a mutant sloth breaking down in tears as he realizes that his estranged daughter has stood him up for yet another coffee date, on this week's episode of the Damn Dirty Drive-In!

On this week’s episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, Greg interviews actress Theresa Ireland, a Marilyn Monroe impersonator who braved the busker jungle and the fascinating world of celebrity impersonators in front of The TCL Chinese Theater, in the heart of Hollywood. Theresa reminisces about working with John Travolta. And you heard it here first, folks! Marilyn Monroe was once abducted by aliens!!! Which is perfect, because Erik and the gang continue sampling food inspired by the dubious September plan to storm Area 51. And speaking of conspiracies, in “Cannonball Ron,” the action-packed Part Six of “Airport Insecurity,” Oddzo and Bhashkur the Louse conspire to shoot the long-suffering Ron McAdams out of a canon, while our heroes Mike and Mary plot to give Puppet Goon Muscles the slip, and the gaslighting Big Ass Canary the what for! All this, and a mutant sloth who spent Labor Day in a darkened room slugging down scotch from a jelly jar and turning the pages of his wedding album from his failed first marriage, on this week's Damn Dirty Drive-In Podcast! “Cannonball Ron” starring: Frank Dietz, Liane Dietz, Ron McAdams, Robb Maynard, Rico Anderson, Greg Tally, Deana Dolphin, and Ryan Smith.