The Damn Dirty Drive-In

On this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, Ryan, Greg and Robb all stay the Hell inside while strongly urging you to stay the Hell inside too. Also, we premiere three brand new sketches! First, Kidz Newz anchors Jennifer Lynn Warren and Jeremiah Benjamin send correspondent Charles Chudabala to dangerous and exotic locales in “Kidz Newz Now!” Then, Kevin Caliber Thomsen and Caitlin Kazepis battle hordes of undead hippies in “Hash Vs. The Evil Deadheads.” And finally, Marisa Parks has a big surprise for her terminally ill son Maritza Cabrera in “Don’t Make A Wish!” Plus, Erik foists Larvets Worm Snacks on the gang while laughing maniacally on the Damn Dirty Deli! All this and a mutant sloth, laying on his couch, binge watching Twin Peaks, because he understands proper social distancing, on this week’s episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In!

On this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, Ryan and Robb phone in remotely to practice social distancing, and debate whether Roger Moore's Bond movies were any good. Plus, Robb, Ryan and Willie T. Golden navigate the perils of fame in "The Grammy Awards", a new sketch written by Robb Maynard. Then, Pablo Lewin, Robb and Jack Bennett navigate the perils of doing a PBS children's show in "Mister Nelson's House", a new sketch written by Ryan Smith. And Erik treats the gang on an all-new Damn Dirty Deli. All this and slightly more on this week's episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In!

Hearken back to Renaissance England, when Queen Elizabeth I ruled, and Sir Francis Drake circled the globe, and the great playwright and Immortal Bard Edward D. Wood Jr. dominated the stage. The Damn Dirty Drive-In is proud to present, in radio play form, Part Two of our encore performance of Ed Wood's "The Tragicall Historie of Plan the IX," with Dana Gould; original theme song by Greg "Storm" DiCostanzo of Paul and Storm; Tim Blaney from "Men In Black" and "Short Circuit," Frank Dietz from "Zombie Nightmare," and Jackey Raye Neyman Jones from, "Manos: Hands of Fate."

Hearken back to Renaissance England, when Queen Elizabeth I ruled, and Sir Francis Drake circled the globe, and the great playwright and Immortal Bard Edward D. Wood Jr. dominated the stage. The Damn Dirty Drive-In is proud to present, in radio play form, an encore performance of Ed Wood's "The Tragicall Historie of Plan the IX," with Dana Gould; original theme song by Greg "Storm" DiCostanzo of Paul and Storm; Tim Blaney from "Men In Black" and "Short Circuit," Frank Dietz from "Zombie Nightmare," and Jackey Raye Neyman Jones from, "Manos: Hands of Fate." And be sure to tune in next week for Part 2, with more alien menaces, more undead ghouls, more stupid humans, and much more Dana Gould!

On this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, Deana, Robb, Ryan and Ben talk way too much about poisoned nipples, and on "Reels of Justice", the gang takes on the infamous "Saved By the Bell" sequel, "Showgirls". Plus, things get awkward for a new patient in "The Fertility Clinic", a new sketch written by Ryan Smith and starring Rico E. Anderson, Tiffany Yvonne Cox, Kirk R. Thatcher and Trish Geiger. Then Erik force-feeds the gang on The Damn Dirty Deli. All this and even more discussion of poisoned nipples, on this week's episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In! (Music: Acid Trance by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com)

On this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, we tackle the controversial live-action remake of anime classic "Ghost in the Shell" on Reels of Justice. Plus, Greta Gerwig gets a few studio notes in "Little Women", a new sketch written by Robb Maynard and starring Jennifer Lynn Warren and Ryan Smith. Then, Erik and the gang sample Turkish delight in the Damn Dirty Deli. All this and a discussion of whether Socrates got what was coming to him, on this week's episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In!

On this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, Erik takes over to bring you the DrunkMouth Special, which is basically an excuse for him, Robb, Deana and Ben to drink beer for an hour. Seriously, they sample beer. Lots and lots of beer. Ryan, who was absent during this special, has since wondered why Erik didn't bring beer while HE was around. But no, Erik always wants the gang to try squid parts and cursed orphan fingers when Ryan's around. Not that Ryan is bitter. Anyway, these lucky jerks get to drink beer, on this week's episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In!

On this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, the gang puts the notorious "Battlefield Earth" on trial in a brand-new Reels of Justice. Plus, in a new sketch by Robb Maynard, "The World's Greatest Detective", Sherlock Holmes finds he has some unwelcome competition for Watson's admiration. In a new Damn Dirty Deli, Erik forces the gang to try something called "soursop nectar." All this and Ben Haslar doing a surprisingly passable John Travolta impression, on this week's episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In!

It's a milestone so huge we utterly forgot to mention it on the show! On this 200th episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, Robb, Deana, Ryan and Ben go the whole show without realizing it's the 200th episode, but have fun anyway with the brand-new sketch, "Bob Dracula", written by Ryan and starring Robb, Ryan and Deana. Then it's time for Reels of Justice, with special guest RON McADAMS! Ron has the unenviable task of defending the largely unloved Dan Aykroyd opus, "Nothing But Trouble." Plus, Erik treats the gang in The Damn Dirty Deli. All this and absolutely no awareness by the gang that it's Episode 200, on Episode 200 of The Damn Dirty Drive-In!

On this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-in, Robb, Ryan and Ben chat about upcoming riffing events and how they didn't get to make it to San Francisco Sketch Fest. Plus, Elton John has some trouble recording one of his biggest hits in "The 'Your Song' Sessions", a brand new sketch written by Adam Smith and starring Adam Smith and Ryan Smith. Then a listener writes in with some kind words about "Reels of Justice", and Erik forces the gang to drink some sort of Bulgarian flower soda in the latest installment of The Damn Dirty Deli. All this and an out-of-left-field discussion of leather-crafting, on this week's episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In!

On this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, "Reels of Justice" tackles one of the most divisive superhero movies ever made: "Batman v. Superman". Suffice to say, things get pretty heated. Plus, a brand new sketch, "Open Mike Night", written by Greg Tally and featuring Kirk Thatcher, Jack Bennett, and more. And Erik serves up some maple candy in a new Damn Dirty Deli. All on this week's episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In!

On this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In, we debut a new segment, "The Reels of Justice", in which the gang puts movies on trial. And we're starting out with a big one: "Star Wars: Episode IX -- The Rise of Skywalker". Will the jury find the last installment of the saga guilty of being a bad movie? Find out on this week's episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In!

Happy New Year! On this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In (split into two parts for your convenience, because otherwise it would be f***ing enormous), we look back at holiday specials past. In Part 1, we revisit "It's A Krazunka-Wunkerful Life", in which George Bailey learns the true meaning of Christmas with the help of some grubby knock-off puppets. Starring Amber Oliver, Ryan Smith, Robb Maynard, Greg Tally, Ron McAdams, and Greg Sestero. In Part 2, "Soylent Scrooge", we visit Victorian London, where Ebenezer Scrooge is feeding the masses by grinding and pulping the poor. Will he learn the true meaning of Christmas, or continue to make the citizens of the British Empire into unwitting cannibals? Starring Troy Schulze, Hayley Tolley and Grant Baciocco, and featuring Trace Beaulieu, Frank Conniff and Carolina Hidalgo.

Happy New Year! On this episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In (split into two parts for your convenience, because otherwise it would be f***ing enormous), we look back at holiday specials past. In Part 1, we revisit "It's A Krazunka-Wunkerful Life", in which George Bailey learns the true meaning of Christmas with the help of some grubby knock-off puppets. Starring Amber Oliver, Ryan Smith, Robb Maynard, Greg Tally, Ron McAdams, and Greg Sestero. In Part 2, "Soylent Scrooge", we visit Victorian London, where Ebenezer Scrooge is feeding the masses by grinding and pulping the poor. Will he learn the true meaning of Christmas, or continue to make the citizens of the British Empire into unwitting cannibals? Starring Troy Schulze, Hayley Tolley and Grant Baciocco, and featuring Trace Beaulieu, Frank Conniff and Carolina Hidalgo.

A couple of days late due to Christmas obligations, it's The Damn Dirty Drive-In's fourth annual Christmas special! Greg, Ryan, Deana, Robb, and Ian chat about Christmas traditions, which holiday songs drive them crazy, and an idea for a movie involving advent calendars and murder. All this and a mutant sloth wallowing in guilt over posting his podcast late, on this week's episode of The Damn Dirty Drive-In!