The Rob and Joe Show

Netflix documentary "The Keepers" is yet another media piece feeding the national image problem of Baltimore. Rob and Joe argue about what constitutes a joke. Joe feels that Robby is borrowing Dan Nainan's style in his defense against the cheating accusations. Rob plays a multiple choice game with a brand new Gramps story. Joe attends a wedding where several things happen that defy logic. Rob poses some hypothetical questions about Joe's hypothetical wedding. Katie's father continues to mess with Joe in unbelievable fashion. Rob is un-friending like a fiend, so don't give him any excuse. Aired Live Monday, June 5th at 7:30PM

Some money is still on the table left there from a long-forgotten bit, but Rob and Joe are unsure of who the rightful owner is. Rob and Joe pay tribute to the listener (and former reservist) known as “Eric the Actor”, whose untimely passing revealed the man’s true identity. Joe’s former radio partner owes a debt of gratitude to Robby after landing a morning show in a top 5 market. Another former 98 Rock employee also announces a new on-air gig. Joe on the other hand, is losing a show. Two people well-known to listeners meet, and form an instant connection based on their love of breaking Joe’s balls. Tiger Woods’ recent arrest leads to an analysis of the most colossal celebrity downfalls. A friend/former landlord is feeding Joe a wealth of stats to further taint Robby’s Bachelorette fantasy record. Rob loses an audience by making fun of one of its members, and then another begs to be the target of his jokes as some kind of foreplay. Rob runs into the women to whom he lost his virginity and claims she is still as good looking as she was in high school. Rob details an emcee’s recent performance whom Joe told to quit comedy many years ago. A Walgreens cashier’s choice of vacation spots is questionable. Joe is being punished for the behavior of one of his kids and Marcus is outraged. Aired Live Monday, May 29th at 7:30PM

Rob and Joe debate how the success of a comedian is measured in this era of social media. Rob may have figured out the identity of "Eric The Actor". Joe is convinced that Robby is already cheating at Bachelorette fantasy before the first episode has even aired. What has Robby done with episode 300? Die Laughing Productions is going to Kuwait, but Robby has a lot of reasons why you shouldn't plan a trip there. An SNL alum ruins Rob’s planned weekend of comedy in Syracuse. Aired Live Monday, May 22nd at 7:30PM

Rob's girlfriend bought a card game at her "adult gift" party with fun new positions for couples to try. The night of the Metallica concert was miserable for Rob, but it somehow could have been worse. The former show announcer is ruining sports in DC. A new season of the Bachelorette is days away and Rob wants to test Robby’s mettle once again. Joe learns something about his son when he attends a choral recital. Joe shows total disregard for the broadcast by eating right in the middle of it. Robby celebrates mother’s day with his house guest. Die Laughing Productions is going to Kuwait and Joe will actually be making the trip this time. While looking at real estate, Joe comes across a deal that is too good to be true. Aired Live Monday, May 15th at 7:30PM

Rob has returned from his trip to Jordan where he performed stand-up, a murder mystery, and a funniest person on base contest. Die Laughing Production bombs, literally. Erik nearly loses his life going upstream. One comic learns the hard way how the Dead Sea can reveal a potential hemorrhoid problem. Erik tries to provoke the "Church Lady". Rob has some challenges casting audience member parts for the murder mystery. Rob headlines, but he probably should have let Tommy close the show. When Joe takes his girlfriend out for sushi, he discovers that she is becoming more like him. An outing to an Orioles/Nats game gives the former show announcer his time to shine. Rob is looking for a way to get out of attending the Metallica concert with his girlfriend. Gramps has yet another female customer making suggestive remarks toward him. Rob and Joe rank the most popular positions for sexually active seniors. Recorded Monday, May 8th at 7:30PM

Die Laughing Productions is going international, but there are certain parts of the world where Joe is unwilling to go. Again Rob lends his talents to The Tony Perkins Show and Joe is resentful that he’s using new material on someone else’s podcast. The former show announcer is so pleased that he caused Joe embarrassment that he tries to repeat his prank. Rob’s physical therapy staff takes a look at his comedy online. Joe’s girlfriend send some texts during the show chastising him for using her razor. In an effort to solicit more revenge ideas, Joe discusses the flower delivery incident on 98 Rock. But this strategy backfires. Joe’s not looking to fight with other comedians, but others (like Robby) want to make sure his harsh words always reach the subject of the insults. Joe rails against the Dark Overload and dares the hacker to take on The Rob and Joe Show. Robby loves his free content. Joe goes to his favorite hibachi restaurant and finds himself in an uncomfortable situation, both socially and physically. Rob also finds himself in an awkward position by asking the wrong question. Rob’s girlfriend gets a surprising party invitation. Rob asks Joe to speculate as to the travelling comedian in the group most likely to give themselves pleasure in Jordan. Robby visits the new MGM National Harbor and is unimpressed. Rob sees The Revolution perform live and loves every minute. Aired Live Monday, May 1st at 7:30PM

Now that Rob is the conduit for Gramps’ stories, many are recited in this episode. Not surprisingly, one of these story leads to a conversation about early memories of bare breasts. Joe discusses his history of seeing Jerry Seinfeld perform live over the years after attending a recent show at the Borgata; and he has a lot to say about his opening act. Rob has concerns when he and his girlfriend have a gathering for the Caps/Leafs series and invite the show’s former announcer for his very first visit to their home. Joe piles-on with his own story about some of Tim’s recent antics. The suicide of former Patriots star tight end Aaron Hernandez leaves a lot of unanswered questions. Rob contends with some rowdy patrons at an oyster bar comedy show. Aired Live Monday, April 24th at 7:30PM

Joe reveals why he can now afford to travel so much. He is planning a trip to Northern California which leads to Rob recall some childhood memories there, including a fascination with fire and playing in a tennis tournament against retirees. Joe becomes concerned when he’s made aware of his father’s behavior at the recent murder mystery he attended Annapolis, and Rob announces that he will be fielding more stories from Gramps in future episodes. A listener has some ideas for the live show in the works. Rob and Joe are relieved by Erik Woodworth’s restraint during his second performance in the new Die Laughing show, and they wonder if there is anything he wouldn’t do if asked. Meanwhile Rob is growing more anxious about what Erik might do during their upcoming trip to Jordan. Rob recounts his memories of Charlie Murphy. Joe and his girlfriend worry that someone might be trying to ruin their relationship and some payback may be in order. Recorded Friday, April 14th at 7:00PM  

When Rob goes to see a comedy colleague, he is reminded why its so hard to write new material. Rob proposes another attempt to do the show in front of a live audience. Joe finds himself rooting against the man who ultimately won The Masters for personal reasons. The former show announcer’s losing streak has a long history it seems. Rob and Joe remember Don Rickles and this leads to a conversation about which celebrity was the most prolific ladies’ man. To his surprise, the number of fish in Joe’s new tank suddenly doubles. When Robby happens to pass the restaurant where they made him remove his precious pup, he sees a group of people eating there with their dog under the table. Rob and Joe see the marketing potential for United Airlines’ recent passenger trouble. Joe recalls a troubling childhood memory. Rob and Joe inquire about Robby’s current situation at home in a bonus show preview. Aired Live Monday, April 10th at 7:30PM

Rob and Joe get a little too excited about women’s final four basketball. Marcus reveals a major shift in his relationship with the Vermont Bucks. A bathroom etiquette question arises from something Rob observes at the DC Improv. He then puts his foot in his mouth when he calls a server by the wrong name at the same club. Rob touts his guest appearance on The Tony Perkins Show. Joe can't stop his group texting obsession now that baseball season has started, and he still refuses to remove Rob from the chain. The fake millennial comedian works his way into a local comedy competition. Erik Woodworth joins the conversation by on the phone to talk about his performance in the latest Die Laughing Productions debut where he finally went too far. Joe is amazed by his girlfriend’s ability to recall some obscure songs. Aired Live Monday, April 3rd at 7:30PM

Robby is not here because he is prepping for another murder mystery. Rob and Joe talk about Robby's importance to the show and his stress. Joe had a lot to share from his Vegas trip including a hotel room upgrade secret. Joe faces "The Cooler" when placing some bets. Joe encounters a college basketball fan who doesn’t appreciate him rooting for the opposition, plus a bitter bartender. Dave Chappelle is back on the comedy scene, and Rob and Joe discuss his return. Rob, Joe and Marcus compare their most famous celebrity encounters after Tawanda has a brush with an A-lister at brunch. Joe won’t be able to watch some great TV until Katie wants to watch too, he gets very sick and/or the new fish tank gets stocked. Rob does a show with a comic for whom he now has great appreciation. Die Laughing Production goes worldwide, but Rob and Joe may not be going anywhere. The CAN-AM Indoor Football League season is underway, and Rob and Joe have a lot of questions for Marcus about it. Recorded Monday, March 27th at 7:30PM

Robby is not here because he is prepping for another Murder Mystery. rob and Joe talk about Robby's importance to the show and his stress. Joe is back from Vegas and has a hotel room upgrade secret. Joe places some bets and happens to be face "The Cooler". Joe also gets a little hostile over some sports bets. Rob talks about the comedian Godfrey. There is a Queen Latifah sighting so Rob and Joe breakdown her career. Dave Chappelle is back on the comedy scene, and Rob and Joe discuss is return. Die Laughing Production goes worldwide, but Rob and Joe may not be going anywhere.

Drugs and alcohol seem to permeate the comedy scene as Rob describes a few gigs this week. At the murder mystery on Sunday, Joe's girlfriend almost gets into a fight with a disruptive audience member. Joe feels guilt about not being there to defend her. Robby messes around with another man's sound equipment. Rob and Joe see a lot of fans, but one of them attends the show covertly. Rob and Joe create their Mt. Rushmore of movie characters. Without Robby there to restrict it, the show wraps with some NCAA Tournament talk. Recorded Monday, March 13th at 7:30PM  

Drugs and alcohol seem to permeate the comedy scene as Rob describes a few gigs this week. At the murder mystery on Sunday, Joe's girlfriend almost gets into a fight with a disruptive audience member. Joe feels guilt about not being there to defend her. Robby messes around with another man's sound equipment. Rob and Joe see a lot of fans, but one of them attends the show covertly. Rob and Joe create their Mt. Rushmore of movie characters. Without Robby there to restrict it, the show wraps with some NCAA Tournament talk. Recorded Monday, March 13th at 7:30PM  

Marcus’s deal with the Vermont arena league football team is finalized, and Rob and Joe have a lot of questions. Rob does a gig at a golf practice range where they know very little about putting on a comedy show. Rob doesn’t understand the religious observance of Lent, but luckily Katie is available to explain. She also makes a spontaneous revelation about her own brush with arena football. Joe inquires about Robby’s ongoing difficulties with his house cleaning service. A very odd student in Rob’s driver improvement class over-shares. Joe reviews the movie “Get Out”. Robby forgets to make his weekly guesses in the Bachelor Fantasy League, giving the others a fighting chance. Gramps will be attending another murder mystery in Annapolis where he always makes himself right at home, but Rob is more worried about his own parent attending that show. Rob fears the wrath of Robby when he must inform him that his many hours of production for an upcoming show must be scrapped. Joe is then suddenly reminded that he’s once again neglected to relay another Monday night conflict. Aired Live Monday, March 6th at 7:30PM