Dork De Jour

A Long Time Ago We Used to be Friends… DOWNLOAD Paris Hilton-need we say more? http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_5900304 Jerry Falwell dies and Fred Phelps is gonna protest? Damn that is like something out of the Old testament http://www.godhatesamerica.com/ Got Herpes? Well that may be a good thing? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18705326/ TV We are putting this first because it is Finale O’Rama Finales! Lost, The Office, etc and so on. Poor Pam! http://blogs.usatoday.com/popcandy/ Has American Idol Fallen ? http://www.tvweek.com/news.cms?newsId=12067 The Soprano’s HOLY SHIT! Meeting of the minds: Why do all the shows we like get cancelled? Movies Punisher2 Mix em up http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32673 Is that the FUCKING Highlander? In 300 words or less- Why Derek didn’t like Spiderman. Which movie is least likely to blow? Pirates? http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32686 Transformers? Harry Potter? Hairpsray? Music Joe Likes Stupid arrogant weirod of the week! Marilyn Manson Just.fucking,ewww: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14FxS5x8oFw Your 19 year old girlfriend looks like your ex wife

Dork De Jour 42 NEWS Tolkien's son finishes JRR's last book about hobbits and wizards, but do they screw? http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1611448,00.html Nike releases the MCFLY SHOES FROM BTTF 2!!! http://www.sneakerhunt.com/nike-air-mcfly-to-be-released/ NEW NINE INCH NAILS http://www.flickr.com/photos/7879970@N06/463078490/ MOVIES Galactus will be a big F'ing cloud in FF2, and it will SUCK http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32330 Frank Darabont says INDY 4 a big dissapointment..... http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/04/17/frank-darabont-says-indiana-jones-4-was-a-tremendous-disappointment/ Larry Kasdan to remake CLASH OF THE TITANS? Who will wear the way too short bedsheet in this version? http://www.aintitcool.com/?q=node/32309 Kate Beckinsale IS BARBARELLA?? http://www.ifitsmovies.com/2007/04/17/kate-beckinsale-is-barbarella/ Grindhouse doesnt make a bajillion dollars, entertainment press smells blood in water!! http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSN0319844520070408?feedType=RSS TV LOST IS JUST F'IN AWESOME!! http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32331 Voting for the worst only works for so long... So...So Long Sanjaya! http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/19/AR2007041900004.html?hpid=entnews DRIVE is pretty good.... plus, Captain Tightpants is a badass! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/articles/content/a12994/ STUPID..... OF THE WEEK The Media http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18220228/

Dork De Jour 41 Direct Download NEWS: GIRLS GONE WILD founder and complete sleazebag Joe Francis goes to jail! http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/business/la-fi-francis6apr06,1,7028851.story?coll=la-headlines-business-enter George Clooney is given free lemonade, tips 20 bucks! http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=3010073&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312 Keith Richards snorted his dad’s ashes, then Disney boots him from POTC3 publicity. http://www.cinematical.com/2007/04/05/keith-richards-annoys-disney-wont-be-promoting-pirates3-much/ Aaron Sorkin to write broadway story for Flaming Lips Musical: http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20015535,00.html Kevin Costner sues because some manager didn’t promote his shitty band: http://www.accesshollywood.com/news/ah4767.shtml MOVIES: Torture movie CAPTIVITY loses its rating over nasty ass billboards http://removetherating.blogspot.com/ QT is once again saying that he will be doing INGLORIOUS BASTARDS next: http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/03/27/inglorious-bastards-up-next-for-quentin-tarantino/ Comics Grant Morrison to pen movie based on crappy video game. http://www.filmwad.com/grant-morrison-to-pen-area-51--2089-p.html TV: LEWIS BLACK!!! PATTON OSWALT!!! SOME OTHER DUDES!!! NEW PILOT!! WHOOOOOO! http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/04/04/lewis-blacks-new-pilot-taping-in-los-angeles-tomorrow-afternoon/ SANJAYA keeps on truckin, despite the fact that he’s suckin! http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=53e82582-40d9-4a0f-91ed-27bcbe952ef7 So wait… Bob Dylan is a Cylon? http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32045 Stuff happened on LOST! http://lost.cubit.net/viewArticle.php?id=222373 SUPERCOOL SONG OF THE WEEK! Alanis Morrisette rules!!! We love her lumpless lady lumps: http://www.tmz.com/2007/04/03/alanis-loves-her-lumps/

Dork De Jour 40 DOWNLOAD IT HERE NEWS: It’s the most wonderful time of the sporting year!!! NCAA MARCH MADNESS! NEWS FLASH: PRO WRESTLERS DO STEROIDS! http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/more/03/19/wrestlers/index.html Anne Coulter finally says something TOO rude?? http://www.tmz.com/2007/03/06/fox-news-channel-ann-coulters-fine-by-us/ Captain America – Dead Stephen Colbert willed his Shield http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/newsitem.cgi?id=9926 Carol Burnett sues Family Guy for Parodying her.. Uhhh…. Isn’t she famous for parody? http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&storyid=2007-03-17T010507Z_01_N16246040_RTRUKOC_0_US-BURNETT.xml&WTmodLoc=NewsArt-R1-MostViewed-1 MOVIES: Is Emma Watson quitting Harry Potter??? http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/ - article:9627 Jake Gyllenhaal as Captain Marvel of Shazam?? http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/index.php?category=7&id=40551 You didn’t think 300 would get past us? Will Frank Miller direct the sequel to 300? Will it be 301? http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/03/17/frank-miller-prepping-300-sequel/ Speaking of dudes in speedos, BOND22 will not be a remake of a previous film! http://www.cinematical.com/2007/03/18/looks-like-bond-22-will-indeed-be-direct-sequel-to-casino-roy/ TV: Lets talk about shows that just don’t feel the same this year! Battlestar Galactica killed off the only interesting character! LOST is really good, why is no one talking? Is it because of HEROES ripping off WATCHMEN? http://www.chud.com/index.php?type=thud&id=8969 ROME is almost over, but Titus Pullo has a new HBO Pilot…ZOMBIES! http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31779 ANTONELLA is off AI, is the most interesting thing this year moving to porn? http://www.tmz.com/2007/03/08/antonella-barba-the-xxx-bidding-war/ NOT SO STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK! Lindsay Lohan runs over a paparazzi with her car in NYC! YAY LINDSAY! http://defamer.com/hollywood/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohan-vs-the-paparazzi-new-york-shutterbug-hood-ornament-edition-244163.php

DIRECT DOWNLOAD The Bears lost, Andy Reid is on vacation and football is over. NEWS: Anna Nicole Smith is dead, and the whole world is watching a non stop train wreck! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070212/ap_en_tv/anna_nicole_smith_bahamas;_ylt=Au3ThDsIhdcTZ_8nkwhpZupxFb8C The Dixie Chicks win a bunch of Grammies! http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070212/music_nm/grammys_dc;_ylt=AnP4hSYcPJE1q9H..oimkqtxFb8C MOVIES: HOLY CRAP! George Lucas thinks EMPIRE is the worst SW film? http://www.cinematical.com/2007/02/10/george-lucas-empire-strikes-back-was-the-worst-star-wars-film/ You can download ALL the oscar movies free! (Illegally) http://valleywag.com/tech/piracy/download-all-the-oscar-contenders-235855.php The story of the astronaut turned stalker optioned by producers… http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=2863716&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312 TELEVISION: A new reality show. Starring the MUPPETS??? http://www.muppetcentral.com/news/2007/011307.shtml LOST was new!! And it was FUCKING AWESOME!!! http://losteastereggs.blogspot.com/2007/02/only-fools-are-enslaved-by-time-and.html STUPID ……OF THE WEEK The Hooha Monologues? http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6347649.stm

Dork De Jour 37 DA BEARS ARE IN THE SUPAHBOWLLLLLLL!!! NEWS: But Britney isn’t! http://www.nydailynews.com/01-16-2007/news/story/489076p-411883c.html Silver Surfer showed his crotch too! http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31303 MOVIES: Jenna Jameson wants Scarlett Johannsen to play her in a movie http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7006140476 Sam Raimi to make web slinging, boomstick carrying hobbits? http://www.sliceofscifi.com/2007/01/29/raimi-taking-the-reigns-of-the-hobbit/ Dakota Fanning on rape scene in new movie “Its called acting” http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/01/24/sundance.fanning.ap/index.html OSCAR NOMINATIONS ARE OUT http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31338 MAKE JOE REVIEW IT: THE SHINS TV: Lost planning the end, won’t go out like X-Files http://www.tvweek.com/news.cms?newsId=11372 Is American Idol too mean? http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=26997 STUPID MARE OF THE WEEK Everyone involved with Barbaro. http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.html

Dork De Jour 36: Back in the groove baby. Direct Download Pimp interview Derek and Steve the Aussie did with Uwe Boll: http://www.virtualchainsaw.libsyn.com/ Miracleman’s best of 2006 list (its at the top of the DDJ Gmail) NEWS David Beckham to play a real American game, Soccer: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/soccer/01/11/beckham.mls/index.html?cnn=yes Apple shows off new iphone, and I WANT IT!! Lets see if we can beg til Steve Jobs gives us phones: http://www.apple.com/iphone/ Van Halen, REM and others to join Rock and Roll hall of fame: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070108/ap_on_en_mu/rock_hall_inductees_2 MOVIES The infighting over LOTR, the Hobbit and money keeps on, Peter Jackson now banned from New Line: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31211 James Cameron AND M Night to each make films called Avatar? http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31185 http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31186 TV O’ Reilly and Colbert to meet… and the world didn’t explode! http://apnews.myway.com//article/20070109/D8MHUAU80.html 24 season 6 leaked! http://torrentfreak.com/24-season-6-leaked-on-bittorrent/ is BSG gonna kill off Starbuck??? http://featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com/entertainment_tv/2007/01/something_profo.html STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK: Donald Trump, Rosie, Barbara, et al… But especially the Donald! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070111/ap_en_ce/people_madonna

Ya know, sometimes it's OK to go off the rails. So this episode is dedicated to the good, the bad, and the ugly that was 2006. Come with us as we laugh, cry, hurl, and scream about the year that was. Enjoy the trainwreck!

BNAT!!! We all went to the annual BUTT-NUMB-A-THON, aka BNAT! CHIRPY! BLACK SNAKE MOAN! DREAMGIRLS ! ONCE APON A GIRL! INHERIT THE WIND! ROCKY BALBOA! FOOTAGE FROM the film FANBOYS! KNOCKED UP! ZWARTBOEK (Blackbook) THE INFORMER! RAW FORCE! SMOKIN' ACES! 300!

DDJ 33: The age when Chris Farley, John Belushi and Jesus died NEWS; Director Robert Altman dies: What is your favorite Altman film? OJ’s book and tv show detailing “If I Did It” canned: Gossip: Britney, Britney Britney: First she’s smart, she dumps the Federline!Then, rumored sex tape, just doesn’t exist! Then…. It all falls apart.She’s hanging out with Paris Hilton She also seems to show her bits n pieces a whole heck of a lot! Pammy and Kid Rock… divorcing! MAKE JOE REVIEW ETHEL MERMAN DOES DISCO MOVIES: Peter Jackson drops off THE HOBBIT: Hold the phone Bilbo! Maybe he will do it WB to produce a DTV V FOR VENDETTA SEQUEL TV: FOX NEWS to start a “Daily Show for Conservatives” Battlestar moving to Sundays? Show Roundup… as we head into the “Fall finales” season STUPID GIRLS OF THE WEEK Michael Richards, aka “KKKramer”…evidently loves dropping N bombs

DDJ 32- Shit Megan Wants to Talk About Direct Download News NO Axl...you have to be drunk to BUY these tickets you Botoxed asshole: ROAD TRIP! –Man finds opiates in his Taco Bell Italian men RULE! Armani putting size 14s on the catwalk! Food of Shame...Did I make this up? Proof! FEDERLINE O-rama!! ERASE THE TAPE PEOPLE! MAKE JOE REVIEW IT! LET THE FEDERLINING Begin!! Movies What does Independent Mean? Heres a though-Don’t be a BIGOT in front of a camera!! Megan Rambles about movies and Joe and Derek Interject TV Who was hotter on Lost? Captain TightPants or Sawyer? Celebrity Supernatural Project : Gary Busey! Ghosts! JEREMIAH TROTTER! BSG Megan Rambles about TV and Joe and Derek Interject Stupid Girl of the Week Megan...and she will tell you why!

CALL * 206-339-4753 * THE DORKLINE Direct Download NEWS: *Is this proof that Linsday Lohan is on METH? *Neil Patrick Harris comes out! What other celebrities do we think should just get it over with? We all saw BORAT!!! Reviews, thoughts *FOX doesn’t think all us hillbillies in middle America can “get” BORAT *On the other hand, Universal thinks the followup to Borat is worth a boatload of money: MOVIES: *HALO gets scuttled! *Spider Man 3 news/rumor: BRUUUUUUCE! *28 WEEKS LATER raw footage: TV: *ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT creator gets new show! *Bob Barker is gonna quit THE PRICE IS RIGHT! *HEROES, LOST, BSG, ETC….. *LOST theory that lets Derek say big words: STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK *Marcia Cross of desperate housewives…You had a bunch of nudie pics of yourself, cool, but how fucking retarded are you to THROW THEM IN THE TRASH…hello! STUPID!

Download NEWS Only because I understand His...SECOND Wife?! Movies! Derek was at AFF! What did he see?! Break out the turnips!! ITS FRAGGLE ROCK! This is reprehensible Now we speculate about Harvey Dent! HOLLA WEIRD AL! TV BSG, LOST, SO on and So forth! STUPID BITCH OF THE WEEK: RUSH LIMBAUGH!!!!

Dork De Jour 27: Clooney to Foley…what a ride! Call the Dorkline 206-339-4753! Email us! Dorkdejour@gmail.com! DIRECT DOWNLOAD News: George Clooney reveals master plan to stop Paparazzi: Date Leo DiCaprio “Jackbutt 2” opens in Iowa! When bitches collide: Shanna Moakler-DeLaHoya-Barker punches Paris Hilton in the face Jean Paul Gaultier responds to the size 0 model controversy by using size 20’s new celebrity sex tape: Screech from SAVED BY THE BELL: EWWW! MAKE JOE REVIEW IT: This week: EVANESCENSE’s THE OPEN DOOR AMAZON LINK: FOOTBALL: Did TO try to kill him self? Will it matter when he returns to Philly this Sunday? MOVIES: Whedon confirms what we all figured, no SERENITY 2. Downey Jr, to play IRON MAN! Theyre really remaking REVENGE OF THE NERDS? and CHIPS? No way! TV: LOST Debuted… WE HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE JERICHO is getting Better, RUNWAY is ending, and… Im gonna give HEROES a couple weeks because of the writer: Stupid girl of the week: Cmon, you thought we were gonna let Foley get off without a comment?

Call the Dorkline: 206-339-4753 Download the Show Here NEWS LEFT BEHIND: THE GAME Dog the Bounty Hunter arrested for kidnapping… Are Mullets legal in Mexican prisons? Madrid’s biggest fashion show bans too skinny models This Christmas, we all go WIIIIII http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/business/285027_nintendo14.html MOVIES BORAT causes international incident with Khazakstan. Wait, Khazakstan is a real place is MGM really gonna make THE HOBBIT? Peter Jackson to film THE LOVELY BONES in Megan’s old stomping grounds? Movie about the assassination of http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117949855?categoryid=1043&cs=1 causes a stir in Toronto TV So, Nip/Tuck is 2 weeks in, Survivor and the Wire Started, Big Brother and Rock Star Ended…what do we think? STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK Whitney, while finally making a move that WASN’T stupid, we just can not, in good consience pass this up. What the FUCK took so long, you stupid crackhead?