Yeast Radio with Madge Weinstein

This was an impromptu grum. The intro is VERY long and mostly music.

A grum I have no idea what happened here but it was me cheryl and debra. eat me.

Debra and later, Amy join Madge for fun and phone abuse.

I'm fat Show Notes: The show begins with no notice for Show-Notes Natalie, who hasn't eaten in two whole hours. Realizing Madge is cycling an old video for many, many hours, Show-Notes Natalie left to cook and eat again. So show notes are a bit sparse tonight. *Stuffs face with chickens from under the bed.*Madge opens the actual surprise Grum with a surprise reveal of herself in full regalia looking marvelous and fetching. Topics range from the death of "print's" (tm Ragan) to a few other things probably. Memorable Quotes: Holy shit! Madge looks like Madge. When I'm getting ready to bottom and not shit on my BF, I eat Fage yogurt. I feel like I look like Caitlyn a little. But less ugly. I am so obese and fat. We got ten fucking dollars for loving the audience. I shat 4 times today, people. 4 times! Madge decides to channel Prince from the other side while Debra plays the part of Sylvia Brown. The seance was interrupted by a call from Jason, an old friend of Madges. Unfortunately, the call quality is worse than a Trump / Cruz presidency. Technical difficulties have Madge and Debra re-cycling the same classic video from the beginning of tonight's grum while Madge does a bit of private-dicking around his computer to find the problems. The show returns with Madge eating a delicious Golden Circle Fruit plate lovingly designed by his houseguest, Wanda Wisdom. Memorable Live Chat Quotes: <@GigaTigga> tryna make me go tuh rehabbbb <Filipino> Restless Leg Syndrome is the same thing Michael J. Fox had...until he came out as having percocet. <Cornfordinner> cum blast from the payust <jayecifer> The idea of savory jello makes me want to spew. <Cornfordinner> nyeah, I want madge to bend me over and stick her gefilte feesh in my tight butthole <ragan> Man, Debbie is super high tonike. Been smokin chiffon out of a bong. <BobDiva> RIP Amy Methhouse <wasabaids> i have no idea why podshow didn't work out <@GigaTigga> that would be kinda hot minus the urINE <ernest> hypnotized by the floral print <wasabaids> is this bizarro yeast radio? <BobDiva> Monsanto puts semen in our vaccines!! <@Debra_> Donations are the only thing that can save her <wasabaids> we are well on our way to HOARDERS <unamacchia> what happened to the hot guys with the cucumber? I was about ready to donate again. <BobDiva> Your fat has its own fat Debra captivates the listeners with an amazing rendition of an Enya song while Madge finishes her fruit. The gurlz discuss their electric bills. It's electrifying. The Lovely Ladies of Yeast turn back to the topic of Prince and the mysterious circumstances around his untimely death. But the gurlz jump topics again and again. They cover, buy-turns, Caitlyn, Trump, Amy, fat loaves, Birkenstocks and more. Queue up tonight's surprise Grum and listen to it while eating a cake... or two... like Show-Notes Natalie.

In this pleasant grum, Debra and Madge talk girly and then talk to a nice girl from YouTubes. And God said, "Let there be fayutt!" And there was fayutt. And God saw the fayutt, that it was yuge: And God divided the fayutt from the anorexic. And God called the fayutt "Dolphin Head."  ~Obeesius 1:3 Apple Cars, Siri and driving pet-peeves take the front seat as tonight's grum opens with some technical difficulties from Debra. Sir-pat-oneself in live chat suggests that Debra stops the porn downloads. Debra shares a photo of a poor cyborg lady who's vehicle was broke down in the parking lot of a walmart. Technical difficulties solved, Madge moves back to driving annoyances and the passing of Prince. Madge queues up a tribute and a poop as Debra sings along. Debra and Madge call Amy to discuss current topics including Prince's death and Sea World. Debbie gets Amy's commentary while watching Walls Fall Out live on the grum. "That don't look normal." Amy takes questions from live grum chat while relaxing sounds of dolphins play in the background. Memorable Quotes: That don't look normal. Have you ever been offered to do porn? Was he a jew? Donations! I mean trannies don't really bother me as long as they don't hit on me. Know what I'm sayin'? All lesbians have food allergies. People are so cruel to the homosexuals. How do you go from a pinkie to a foot long? My spirit animal is 'A' cum. We call those Jesus shoes. You damn whore! How dare you get all professional on us. I was looking at some dude with a neti pot in his nose? The Amy Interview continues with topics such as transexuals and Job Core before Debra moves on to more live chat questions and answers. Learning of a bad meet up of Amy's, Debra shares some serious safe-dating advice. Getchores, honey. Madge joins the interview as sex toys, homosexuals, diabetes, coffee, penis size and a whole host of other topics fill out the rest of this one-of-a-kind interview. Required listening! Everything comes out in the wash tonight. Memorable Live Chat Quotes: <heatherd> that's some junk in the trunk there, that thing bounced! <MustardLapse> Siri sucks more cock than your local male hairstylist <MuntSon> as your local male hairstylist I can agree <LinFerno> techniggle diffikoonties <@GigaTigga> grum under the bed <@GigaTigga> When was the last time she had a yeast infection <EGGS-in-the-PUSS> I have a rim seat at my grandauntie's summer cottage. <LinFerno> a smaull deek can be a good introduction <LinFerno> who doesnt want to fuck 2 guys at once though <unamacchia> Jesus, how did I just learn about Yeast Radio? You are all my spirit animals Don't miss a minute of tonight's rollercoaster of a grum!

No reason for the title. Cheryl and Madge carry on a  bit. Girdle.

Debra and Mayudge have fun. Show Notes Tonight's grum opens as Debra stuffs spatchcocked roasted chicken into her whorehole and Madge discusses her dog sitter. Debra apologizes for her mean-girl escapade on her last grum. Cher, religious freedom bills and coffee flavorings make the topic board as Madge deep-throats a banana in the background. Madge thanks the listeners for helping provide the funds for her new Sonos. She and Debbie peruse over similar products while Trotsky humps a bear in the background. Jealousy can be felt all around live chat. Madge begins a new trend in grum videos when she shares an intimate moment with an interior point of view. Finish your snacks before this segment. Debra shares a video of a series of ladies performing interpretive dance. Madge's interpretation sees it as a series of disturbed dingbats. The girls move on to an amazing interpretation of Star Trek called "Star Tracts." The computer knows ALL the bible verses. Memorable Quotes: Are you talking about the dolphin head? It's always awkward when you have to ask someone for money. Donations! Donations! Donations! Audience, we're going to see pornography. Are you excited? I don't know what I'm going to do with all these diapers. The penis jizzes. Yeah. Why does the doggie have a bear harness? Put a camera in her cunt. It's against God, lady! Debra clears her throat and warms up her vocals for a call to a young man who left a sexy note with one of our own listeners. But as has happened so many times before, voicemail wins the point so Madge calls a random number from a live-chatter. Debra asks a Nordstrom representative about a new vitamix moisturizer but barely gives her a chance to respond as she spews forth a stream of conciousness that would put a tweeker to shame. It's wondahful, Dahling. The gurlz call 'New Abort' but Heather is instantly recognized. Denial is not only a river in egypt as Heather's repudiation flows. "Abortion is not the way! You probably need a baby to complete your life." Memorable Live Chat Quotes: <BarfordTheMighty> Weuw live grum eating from Madge <TristanAU> sticky tape a dolla   YR 04132016  

Hi. Here is a pop-up grum recorded on easter with madge and debra. Show Notes: Tonight's surprise grum begins with Madge and Debra catching up on old times and praising Jesus. Unfortunately, Cheryl has to take care of a pop-up prolapse issue and can't join the gurlz. Chickens under da beyud! A random skype number gets a call from Madge. Mushrooms, tragic loss and Debra's pill popping are the topics of the call. Debra changes the mood by sharing a captivating youtube video of some trashy neighbors fighting over the course of 4 years. Debra calls No Abort for advice about her trashy neighbors, moldy chickens under the beyud and a Vitabort (TM~flavorsavor) but she decides to hang up to clean up the foul fowl mess. Memorable Quotes: Honey, ya gonna lose ya shit. Did she say chokken? They've gotta have an unlimited supply of bath salts in that house. Smoke meth and fuck. If you are a Jewish Lesbian with a penis, I want you to grum on my face. I have to suck 'em until they are nice and soft so I can chew 'em. The gurlz, on the advice of Tristan in live grum chat, call the Slatons but they don't get past the voice mail. Madge reveals a new video from our favorite Thursday Lane. "White fart matter to me." Happy Easter! Our beloved matriarch, Madge, is turning a year older. She requests amazon gift cards for her birthday at bloatedlesbian@gmail.com. Those adult diapers aren't gonna buy themselves! Ragan joins the grum as Madge inquires as to why there isn't a football team gangbang in his recent past... or future. Ragan debuts his new Saturday Avenue video on the grum. Easter Zombie Jesus is rolling is his grave... er... cross. Madge queues up a new (finally) Simply Sara video. She "barried" a laptop from a friend to post some new videos because her computer is on the fritz. Donations! Sara is followed by a lovely tutorial on fecal extrusion by Wendy, the slow adult. It dries and is self cleaning. A melon baller is the tool of choice as Debra calls for advice on her newest abortion. She prays for money and abortion advice and he answers. Planned parenthood has a new payment plan in the works because that baby has a destiny. Debra's stream of conciousness is an Easter miracle, something to behold. Memorable Live Chat Quotes: <EGGS-in-my-PUSS> I like Madge's spectral disorder. <EGGS-in-my-PUSS> Debra, one person's white trash is another person's white treasure. <@GigaTigga> they're gettin' naked!! <EGGS-in-my-PUSS> My new drag name is Dick Out Debra. <Thete> I don't wanna raise no white trash baby <sir-pat-oneself> She learnt from Madge, no face unless people donate major sugar <Thete> how much a baby go for on her list? <BobDiva> Did God rape Mary? <Thete> so much mexican baby juice in me <BobDiva> What if the baby poops inside me? Don't miss a second of tonight's super special pop-up Easter grum or Trump will build a wall around your Golden Circle membership... and make you pay for it!

Rylch and Madge had a brief popup grum.

Miss, Tracey, GUESS WHAT? Popup Grum.. just a mess.

Alright, bay-beh! Good one.

Lots of fun in this grum including nice calls to the laundry and the car warranty ripoff place, hun.

NEW GRUM! Tonight's musical introduction gives us a glimpse of Thursday Lane's newest rant artistically fused with a beautiful rendition of Diamonds in the background. Thursday spreads the love AND the spit with the Yeast Radio audience.Madge agrees to show Heather Feather's face if the show gets $1000 in donations by the end of the night. Heather doesn't quite agree. Madge queues up some eye energy with a video from Thursday Lane entitled "Asian people eyes are art that I love." Thursday hoola-hoops to an energetic little R&B ditty. The Gurlz call Chris for a quick Q&A about himself and his interviews with Thursday. The gurlz share a few special videos of a lovely woman who sings with her doge and wears a moose head. Madge needs to change her panties by the time it's finished! Heather calls No Abort's alternate line after her dad yelled at her and made her hang up the phone earlier. She explains how he exploits her as an online model. Debra calls about an air tank available on Craigslist. Her husband, Tony, joins the call followed by Heather who takes things to another, greasy level. The call flops harder than Heather's dildo collection in an earthquake so she calls about an iphone accessory. Heather wants a discount for favors but the guy is too busy trying to get his wife to drop a few items for the 10 items or less register. Madge gets flustered as she tries to have Troy join the grum but she hangs up on EVERYONE. Tristan joins as the entire live chat room experiences el nino style flooding from all the wet pannies. Memorable Quotes: Can somebody throw some gasoline on him? I want to figure out if you have a large penis or not. Your breff smell like supper from the toilet. Smelly crotch and ass just always wakes me up. Cheryl, will you eat my whole clean? Debra, did you just cum?? The gurlz bombard Tristan with question after question as the humidity level in their respective studios rises to maximum level. Bisexuality, gay sexual roles, marriage, stinky orgies with finger food, Chinese guys in lipstick with stubble and much more are topics on the table. Memorable Live Chat Quotes: <wasabaids> his dog has a nice penis <TingTing> what happened to purple deek grandpa? <EGGS_in_the_PUSS> is your cat lapse-friendly <@cherylmerkowski> DONATIONS <TroyWolf> He just needs to talk and I can cum <HowDidTheyFillYo> YOU BETTER NOT LEAVE PECKER TRACKS ON MY GOWN <heatherd> Stopped my cleaning to laugh <AgustinGonzales> I bet his bawls smell loik cheetos and instant noodles <heatherd> It's kind of weird watching Troy Tristan reveals how he lost his Yeast Radio cherry and how he discovered the full sundae underneath through Cheryl's viral hit, Walls Fall Out. The gurlz continue to throw LOADS of questions at Tristan's face. Everyone takes a collective post-coital smoke break as Tristan hangs up. Debra wants to call Nevadans to ask questions of Trump supporters but Cheryl just won't have it. She wants to call Chris back instead to do a live Thursday Lane interview. Unfortunately, his availability is a rare commodity after his recently found fame. Debra gets her wish after all as the girls call a few Nevadans. Madge shares a clip from Leo Laport's live viewing of his wife's vagina as she squee's with glee. The squee-dom vanishes when the vagina reminds Madge that she wants to buy a Power Pressure Cooker XL. Ragan joins the grum. Cheryl speaks. Ragan leaves the grum. Madge recounts a story from his bed in Peru. The gurlz discuss the Aneros and some people's ability to have an orgasm solely from prostate stimulation. The gurlz (plus Ragan)  finally call about Madge's p...

Solo grum. Nutty. See?

Madge and Cheryl surprise a bitch with an early grum today by opening with a lovely video from our old favorite, Thursday Lane, and his new chicken cream. Madge discusses a new broadcast fun-eral trend on Ustream. She finds a hilarious live funeral to share with the audience. She pees herself laughing at the histerical dead body. Cheryl just wants to know where the drive-through is. Cheryl introduces a beautifully crafted tutorial on gluing a weave track to a bald head. Halle Berry would be jealous. The gurlz move on to a video posted by Tristan of the recent Golden Circle "Is that how you loik it" fame. The gurlz offer up a new Simply Fayutt video from our very own Matt Payers. Pork & Apple burgers (and heavy breathing) are on the menu tonight! Memorable Quotes:
Is this like the black elephant man or something?
Hollah Berry? You look like Halle Berry after a car wreck.
Is that how you link it?
Mike, what do you like most about my vagina?
You mean AIDS semen?
I'm for anything that causes less babies at Starbucks.
Is that the same as when you lick your finger, stick it up there and lick your finger again? Madge revisits the Ustream funeral to make fun of a grieving woman's weave. You need to look n-word for peace. Mike joins the call to discuss the public bereavement. Live Chat Quotes:
 Misread that as Bloodfart
 show me the 'bort certificate
 whose mother WASN'T raped by clinton
< @GigaTigga> halapenis
 Why is Madge speaking through a potato?
< @GigaTigga> madge is gonna try to rape mike
< @GigaTigga> have you ever had a crucifix inside of you
 after abstaining from Alcohol for 3 hours for you, you didn't even call mai Madge excuses herself and leaves Cheryl and Mike to discuss Cheryl's vagina. Sarah joins the call to discuss her own vagina and how it pertains to Tristan. That's how SHE loiks it. The gurlz change the topic to HPV and annual physicals. A video of Sarah's drunken Tristan obsession is presented to the live audience. Her favorite addiction mix includes alcohol, pez and Tristan vidoes. More Memorable Quotes:
Did you say ball water?
It's not really murder cream. White guys fart in my face something something.
DONATIONS!
#BernieSanders
I didn't even see it so it didn't help me get off.
I'm wearing a re-atard.
Donald Trump could call Oprah the n-word and people would still vote for him. Madge gets her skype issues together so that Debra can finally join the grum. Cheryl questions where the previous donations are. Madge asks Debra's opinion on Thursday's new victim... uh... boyfriend. Happy chicken cream! Sarah rejoins the call to get Debra's opinion on the Tristan discussion. Debra would loik it more if he was "a few shades darker." Madge thinks he's a sex worker. Debra discusses Chelsea Does Racism on Netflix. Stockholm syndrome abounds in Alabama. Madge switches to her bluetooth headset so she can do some cleaning while grumming. The quality is so bad that show notes may have to be made up at this point. Cheryl discusses the newest amazing 4k ASMR video by Debra. It's NOT how she loiks it. Mike and Madge discuss her cleaning attire. New panties and a feather duster complete the ensemble. Trotsky gets a mention as Madge cleans up a present left behind. Debra suggests a catheter. Debra is a bit passive aggressive toward Cheryl as she lists off her buy-turn list. It's like russian roulette with peppers. You never know what heat you're going to get. Her yoga ball wasn't the only thing that had a blow out as Debra discusses shitting on it. The show begins to wind down as Sarah suggests self surgery youtube videos for the grum's next video segment and Debra tries to convince Madge to call Stacy or New Stacy. Topics spin faster than Debra on her favorite toy. Madge leaves for yoga class but keeps the mic open. Cheryl and Debra listen to the class as Madge moves into downward dog....