Here Be Monsters

Back when David was a nerdy Oklahoman teenager, he fell in love with Stephanie. They both had angst towards their overbearing, conservative parents and they both wanted out. So, when the opportunity presented itself, they decided to run for it. They took David's blue 1976 Chevy Laguna and as much money as they could find and started driving to Portland to start a new life. Stephanie's mom found out and hired a private investigator. She told the PI to break David's arms if he ever caught up with them. So, they drove across the United States binge-listening to the the only cassette they had: The Cure's Standing on the Beach Singles. They get arrested for stealing condoms and deodorant, they learn how to sweet-talk free food out of Taco Bell, and they create fake identities for themselves. David and Stephanie make it to Boise, Idaho, where they move in with a bunch of Mormon punk rockers and assume a new life. And then they find out the FBI's involved. Suddenly David's facing 30 years of prison time for kidnapping and statutory rape. And, what started as an adventure, turns into something really serious, really fast. This week's show was co-produced and recorded by Alex Kime. He's a writer and sound engineer living in Chicago, Illinois. Music: Lucky Dragons and Justin LaForte David now works as a professor of Sociology in Washington State at a community college, where lives with his wife (not Stephanie) and daughter. He was one of the founding members of the Infernal Noise Brigade.

Back when David was a nerdy Oklahoman teenager, he fell in love with Stephanie. They both had angst towards their overbearing, conservative parents and they both wanted out. So, when the opportunity presented itself, they decided to run for it. They took David's blue 1976 Chevy Laguna and as much money as they could find and started driving to Portland to start a new life. Stephanie's mom found out and hired a private investigator. She told the PI to break David's arms if he ever caught up with them. So, they drove across the United States binge-listening to the the only cassette they had: The Cure's Standing on the Beach Singles. They get arrested for stealing condoms and deodorant, they learn how to sweet-talk free food out of Taco Bell, and they create fake identities for themselves. David and Stephanie make it to Boise, Idaho, where they move in with a bunch of Mormon punk rockers and assume a new life. And then they find out the FBI's involved. Suddenly David's facing 30 years of prison time for kidnapping and statutory rape. And, what started as an adventure, turns into something really serious, really fast. This week's show was co-produced and recorded by a good friend of HBM, Alex Kime. He's a writer and sound engineer living in Chicago, Illinois. Original music on the show from https://soundcloud.com/justin-laforte Lucky Dragons: http://luckydragons.bandcamp.com David now works as a professor of Sociology in Washington State at a community college, where lives with his wife (not Stephanie) and daughter. He was one of the founding members of the Infernal Noise Brigade. http://HBMpodcast.com http://HBMpodcast.com http://HBMpodcast.com http://HBMpodcast.com http://HBMpodcast.com http://HBMpodcast.com This episode is sponsored by SquareSpace. Go to http://squarespace.com and use the code "monsters" to get 10% off your new website.

This week's episode is about a nerdy Oklahoman teenager named David who runs away with the love of his life to what started as an adventure, turned into something really serious, really fast.

This week's episode is about a nerdy Oklahoman teenager named David who runs away with the love of his life to what started as an adventure, turned into something really serious, really fast.

In a strange, small, moss-covered forest in Bellingham, Washington, Jeff stumbled on to the most gruesome scene of hedonism he's ever seen. While it's not common for humans to witness slug death orgies, every once in a while, someone's there with a camera in the right time and place.  These slugs are most likely European Red Slugs (Arion Rufus), which were first noticed in the Western United States by a Californian biologist who found one in a lawn in Seattle. Now, the slugs are commonplace, and have incredible omnivorous, cannibalistic, and genetalial (not a word) appetites. Some parts of slug life are akin to aristocratic Roman life under the rule of Caligula,a figure that historians love to hate...incest, murder, insanity, sloth, greed, etc.  While the stories of his perversity and violence are often debated and overblown, no one in their right mind argues that he was a good emperor or even someone you'd want to grab lunch with. This episode marks the launch of the long-awaited third season of Here Be Monsters.  Be sure to rate us on iTunes and tell your friends. Music: Phantom Fauna ||| The Black Spot ||| Lucky Dragons ||| Olecranon Rebellion

In a strange, small, moss-covered forest in Bellingham, Washington, Jeff stumbled on to the most gruesome scene of hedonism he's ever seen. While it's not common for humans to witness slug death orgies, every once an unsuspecting human wanders into one of the most perverse rituals on the planet. These slugs are most likely European Red Slugs (Arion Rufus), which were first noticed in the Western United States by a Californian biologist who found one in a lawn in Seattle. Now, the slugs are commonplace, and have incredible omnivorous, cannibalistic, and genetalial (not a word) appetites. Some parts of slug life are akin to aristocratic Roman life under the rule of Caligula, a figure that historians love to hate...prostitution, incest, murder, insanity, sloth, greed, etc. While the stories of Caligula's perversity and violence are often debated and overblown, no one in their right mind argues that he was a good emperor or even someone you'd want to grab lunch with. This episode marks the launch of the long-awaited third season of Here Be Monsters. Be sure to rate us on iTunes and tell your friends---http://is.gd/HBMitunes Visit us online: http://HBMpodcast.com Music: Phantom Fauna http://phantomfauna.bandcamp.com/ The Black Spot http://theblackspot.bandcamp.com/ Lucky Dragons http://luckydragons.bandcamp.com/ Olecranon Rebellion

In a strange, small, moss-covered forest in Bellingham, Washington, Jeff stumbled on to the most gruesome scene of hedonism he's ever seen.

In a strange, small, moss-covered forest in Bellingham, Washington, Jeff stumbled on to the most gruesome scene of hedonism he's ever seen.

This episode is a Grab-bag, it contains three segments that serve as follow-ups to the three most recent episodes of Here Be Monsters. Part 1: Crickets on Tape In this segment, Jeff takes apart his tape recorder and installs a knob to help him slow down the tape without using digital wizardry in attempts to de-muddy the waters after HBM029: Do Crickets Sing Hymns.  He bought some more crickets and slowed the cassette slowed down to 1/3 speed.  The results were telling, and surprising. In that episode, we were talking about the confusion surrounding the bit of audio called God's Cricket Chorus by Jim Wilson.  In this segment we’ll clear up exactly what is known and exactly what is not about God’s Cricket Chorus and its derivative works. Also, a correction to a mistake we made in Episode 29 about how digital audio is constructed for our ears.  In that episode we represented the final product of digital audio to be choppy, yet moving by too quick for our ears to notice its choppiness.  This is NOT the case.  In fact, digital audio is always converted back to analog before it hits our ears.  This is done with a device called a Digital to Analog Converter (DAC).  Here’s an article that explains this process very simply  (Page 4 is where the good stuff starts).  Big thanks to the two commenter s who pointed out this error. Want to try stretching some crickets yourself?  Download this same set of cricket songs we used for the shows. Part 2: Conventional Wisdom on the Future of the Four Humors In HBM027: Balancing Act, Here Be Monsters producer Lina Misitzis delved into the rich history of the Four Humors, which was, for thousands of years, the way much of world understood medicine, the body and the universe as a whole. While we never heard from Alain Touwaide in that episode, he was central to our research of traditional medicine.  He’s the director of the Institute for the Preservation of Medical Traditions in Washington DC. He spoke with Lina about the foggy past and likely future of Humorism.  Part 3: The Resting Places of Medical Cadavers In HBM028: Johnathan’s Cadaver Paintings, Johnathan Happ, a grad student at the University of Washington, visits one of the cadaver labs on campus.  He spends a lot of time there, studying the bodies, so that he can make paintings of them in his studio.  While that episode has a lot of information about the cadaver labs themselves.  We never got the chance to talk about  what happens to those bodies after their 3 year rotation in the lab.  So, in this segment, Jeff goes out to the Evergreen-Washelli Cemetery in northern Seattle, where most of those bodies come to rest.  Special thanks to two employees of Evergreen-Washelli who helped out with a lot of the background for this piece:  Sandy Matthie (Reception at Columbarium) and Brian Braathen (Funeral Home Manager) Music: The Black Spot ||| Half Ghost 

This episode is a Grab-bag, it contains three segments that serve as follow-ups to the three most recent episodes of Here Be Monsters. PART 1: CRICKETS ON TAPE Follow-up to episode HBM029: Do Crickets Sing Hymns soundcloud.com/herebemonsters/hbm029-do-crickets-sing-hymns In this segment, Jeff takes apart his tape recorder and installs a knob to help him slow down the tape without using digital wizardry in attempts to de-muddy the waters after that episode. He bought some more crickets and slowed the cassette slowed down to 1/3 speed. The results were telling, and surprising. In that episode, we were talking about the confusion surrounding the bit of audio called God's Cricket Chorus by Jim Wilson. In this segment we’ll clear up exactly what is known and exactly what is not about God’s Cricket Chorus and its derivative works. Also, a correction to a mistake we made in Episode 29 about how digital audio is constructed for our ears. In that episode we represented the final product of digital audio to be choppy, yet moving by too quick for our ears to notice its choppiness. This is NOT the case. In fact, digital audio is always converted back to analog before it hits our ears. This is done with a device called a Digital to Analog Converter (DAC). Here’s an article that explains this process very simply: http://www.howstuffworks.com/analog-digital.htm (Page 4 is where the good stuff starts). Big thanks to the two commenters who pointed out this error. Want to try stretching some crickets yourself? Download a set of cricket songs that you can mess with over at the brand new Here Be Monsters Website: http://HBMpodcast.com PART 2: THE CONVENTIONAL WISDOM ON THE FUTURE OF THE FOUR HUMORS Follow-up to HBM027: Balancing Act soundcloud.com/herebemonsters/hbm027-balancing-act In Balancing Act, Here Be Monsters producer Lina Misitzis delved into the rich history of the Four Humors, which was, for thousands of years, the way much of world understood medicine, the body and the universe as a whole. While we never heard from Alain Touwaide in that episode, he was central to our research of traditional medicine. He’s the director of the Institute for the Preservation of Medical Traditions in Washington DC http://medicaltraditions.org/institute He spoke with Lina about the foggy past and likely future of Humorism. PART 3: THE RESTING PLACES OF MEDICAL CADAVERS: Follow-up to HBM028: Johnathan's Cadaver Paintings soundcloud.com/herebemonsters/hbm028-jonathans-cadave In Johnathan's Cadaver Paintings, Johnathan Happ, a grad student at the University of Washington, visits one of the cadaver labs on campus. He spends a lot of time there, studying the bodies, so that he can make paintings of them in his studio. While that episode has a lot of information about the cadaver labs themselves. We never got the chance to talk about what happens to those bodies after their 3 year rotation in the lab. So, in this segment, Jeff goes out to the Evergreen-Washelli Cemetery in Northern Seattle where most of those bodies come to rest. https://www.washelli.com/ Special thanks to two employees of Evergreen-Washelli who helped out with a lot of the background for this piece: Sandy Matthie (Reception at Columbarium) and Brian Braathen (Funeral Home Manager) MUSIC: Half Ghost: https://soundcloud.com/halfghost

This episode is a Grab-bag, it contains three segments that serve as follow-ups to the three most recent episodes of Here Be Monsters: Do Crickets Sing Hymns, Balancing Act, Johnathan's Cadaver Paintings.

This episode is a Grab-bag, it contains three segments that serve as follow-ups to the three most recent episodes of Here Be Monsters: Do Crickets Sing Hymns, Balancing Act, Johnathan's Cadaver Paintings.

A bit of stunningly beautiful audio has surfaced online recently and it's riling up two different kinds of people--churchgoers and audio engineers. Some are saying that this music proves God's intention, others say it's a load of crap. The funny thing is that it's just recordings of bugs, crickets chirping, but with the speed turned waaaaaayyyy ddoooowwwnnn. Whatever it is, it's...undeniably "church-y". But some have argued that it's not just bugs in the recording, that there's voices or guitars accompanying the insects...it's just too good to be true. So, in this episode, audio engineer Toby Reif takes us down the rabbit hole of audio theory to help us understand how sound-stretching works, and the reasons why this long loop of cricket noises has touched so many. Jeff also buys 50 crickets in this episode to see if they'll chirp. Tune in to see what happens. Toby and Jeff originally heard the cricket audio from a Croatian Sound Cloud user who uploaded the sounds and mis-attributed them to the theater director Robert Wilson. (UPDATE: the Soundclouder who uploaded this has since corrected much of the misinformation that was formerly in the sound's description). Toby and Jeff love Paul's Extreme Sound Stretcher. It's free. (Windows/Linux only. sorry Apple folk) Music from: The Palisades ||| Phantom Fauna

In this episode, audio engineer Toby Reif takes us down the rabbit hole of audio theory to help us understand how sound-stretching works, and the reasons why the long loop of cricket noises have touched so many.

In this episode, audio engineer Toby Reif takes us down the rabbit hole of audio theory to help us understand how sound-stretching works, and the reasons why the long loop of cricket noises have touched so many.