Swap Fu Podcast

What's the Fu been up to? Desire trip -- borrowed partners and the soggy grapes of wrath Career changes and plane old problems An orgiastic experience. More more more. Tonight's Topic What does your partner do that annoys you? Maybe a size queen should take a turn for the team. Side bar about Pillow Princesses Why won't my wife have rough sex with me? Always being late is annoying your partner. Drop the Kabuki and get her to the playroom quicker! Make sure your partner is taken care of before you get busy with the other woman. Shout outs to our fellow podcasters:  Find them on iTunes! Los Swingers Average Swingers Lifestyle Outloud Swinging Around Less Than Vanilla And also to our friends Mike Litoris and Ms Litoris Welcome back to the guy with the hat! Read the awesome Reddit Q&A with the marketing manager from Trapeze: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1a5dqh/iama_swingers_club_employee_ama/ Please join us at Desire in 2014! Episode song "The Keepers" by Santigold. The album is Master of My Make-Believe. Wow, what an extraordinary talent! Thanks you for the awesome feedback! The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

What's up? Well... We had the 2nd Annual Mardi Gras Party Setting expectations for party guests -- dress and behavior Meeting our trucker friends Mr. Fu private pilot training Ms. Fu hosted Girls Uncorked (http://www.girlsuncorked.com) Spurting on about squirting.  Thanks Mr K!  Squirting is not a gateway sexual activity Progressive Swinging... Progressing to what?  Commenting on Life of the Swingset Progressive Swinging definition (http://www.lifeoftheswingset.com) Going to Desire with Swingercast and we're bringing friends! We'll be there March 23 - 27. More info (http://www.swingercast.com) Going to Club Prestige with a couple celebrating their five-year anniversary Objective-based swinging with a small group of friends -- where over the course of the night we fulfill the fantasy of at least one person in the group. Inspired a by the Less than Vanilla Podcast out of London (http://www.lessthanvanilla.com). Want to give it a shot at Desire?  Let us know! (swapfu@gmail.com) Black ring, right hand.  Check out our FAQ on wearing the black ring! (http://swapfu.blogspot.com/p/black-ring-right-hand.html) Shout Out! Lifestyle instructors pilots!  Thank you guys!! J and V.  We'll miss you guys! And all our new friends! New lifestyle podcasts!! Welcome and thank you for helping fill the gap!! Lifestyle Out Loud (http://www.lifestyleoutloud.com) -- doing it NoCal Style Swingin Around (http://swingin-around.blogspot.com) -- doing it Motown Style Less than Vanilla (http://www.lessthanvanilla.com) -- doing it Across the Pond Los Swinger (http://www.losswingers.com) -- doing it en español Please leave us an iTunes review!! Hey Listeners!  Leave us a comment on this blog, send us an email (swapfu@gmail.com) telling us something your partner does that annoys you in the Lifestyle.  We will read and comment on them in our next podcast. Episode music "Dirty Messages" by The Young Professionals from Israel.  The album "9 AM to 5PM - 5PM to Whenever" is crazy good from the first track to the last.  Pick them up wherever fine music is sold. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

A quick update... Are you in the lifestyle and don't even know it? odds and ends: side benefits of being in the LS The staycation party idea. You and four of your closest friends hanging at your house.  Hire someone to come in and make breakfast? Going to Desire with Swingercast, March 23 - 30.  More details at Swingercast.com Episode music: Florida pop stalwarts The Black Kids bring it with "I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You" off 2008's Partie Traumatic.  Add them to your playlist!  (The Cemetery Lips EPs is pretty rad too.) The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

A quick catch up after oh so many months! We spent the summer sober.  What was that like? Party Recap: The OktoberFUst We went to Desire Pearl!  Not with a group... interesting times. What to bring to a house party or just etiquette in general?  Look here: http://what-is-swinging.com/swinging-etiquette.htm This episode's music is "Loveliest Creature" by Savoir Adore on the album Our Nature.  Check them out!!  The whole album is great. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Beat the heat! Stay indoors and swing! 2-1/2 months since our last podcast... staying busy and lots of fun. Our dating attempts have been mixed at best.  Parents!  Give your kids a break and get out of the house. How experienced are we?  Mr Swap Fu says we're still new.  Are we old and creepy?  You be the judge! 1, 2, 3, 4 party fouls! The episode song is "Make Light" by Passion Pit on the album Manners.  The whole album is excellent and would make for great poolside listening this summer.  Give it a spin and sip on a cocktail. Click here to download this podcast. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

A 10 minutes topic turns into a freefrom, hour-long conversation about our recent trip to Desire Resort and Spa in the Mayan Riviera with the Swingercast group. Observations and tips There weren't many tan lines at Desire, so we decided to bring you this song by the band Tanlines from Brooklyn.  The song is called "All of Me" off the album Mixed Emotions. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Recapping Podcast Comments Cuckolds are people too The good and the bad of the effects of swinging on self-image Why we don't have guests on our podcast Swing can only be improved but never mastered Topic: What's next for the Fu? Continue self-improvement: mind as well as body Going to Desire! It's a just a trip to the beach, really. How we're going to dirty up a perfectly good summer Stepping up the dating game and how we've been meeting new people A story about trying to live with more honesty What has the Fu been up to? The Mardi Gras party the rocked! Event host sticker mix up on Kasidie Meeting swinger friends at a vanilla club Going to monthly podcasts Episode song is "Lately" by The Helio Sequence.  Find more about this Portland, Oregon band at: http://myspace.com/theheliosequence The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Opening Toronto city officials asked to license swinger's clubs? http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2012/01/16/19251646.html?cid=rssnewscanada A flurry of Swinger Grindr-like apps for mobile phones. Expect more anti-competitive craziness, a la SDC and Lifestyle Longue.  Talk about the Adult Friend Finder bullshit date. After so much talk about of monogam-ish relationships... where are the swingers, Mr Savage? Neglecting to consult one of the many swinger sages seems a little strange. Topic The top three changes in our perception or things we have learned in the last two years of swinging.  Closing Remember: You can post anonymous comments to our blog: http://swapfu.blogspot.com.  Respond to us there if you want people to see it.  Emails and dating sites messages are OK for private stuff, but post comments to our blog is an easy way to share with other listeners. Getting the cops called on us. Expanded explanation of guest list management.  Read email. Upcoming Mardi Gras party: Feb 18 Not that these guys need us promoting them, but the episode song is "I Write Sin Not Tragedies" by Panic At the Disco.  Great tunes from another great Las Vegas band. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

The Spanker Revealed OpeningSwingers getting a bad wrap from shows like “Disappeared” Swingers at a family event.  What happened? Pro tip: Just invite smart friends ;) Topics Get Togethers -- Woop Woop! There ain’t no such thing as a small get together Must develop a party checklist -- the checklist manifesto by Atul Gawande We played the LMFAO Pandora station at our get together... Best. Idea. Ever.Good success show less-threatening porn for parties: Sapphic Erotica and Andrew BlakeGuest list management: Don't invite a couple to a party just because you like one of them. Odds are their other half won't be liked by anyone else either. Discussing the ongoing single guy dilemma. Burning Up at Re-entry AKA the Sunday to Monday crash-- The dream-wake state of that first Monday morning meeting. Your head is still partying naked with a bunch of swingers and but your body is sitting on a conference call with Milwaukee. -- You have to keep quiet about what you did while your coworkers regale you with stories about bowling and their cats. Please share your experiences with us... how do you handle the return to normalcy? Shout outs Swingercast Boris and Doris Podcast Sparky's Open Source Podcast Mr and Mrs W Daily Dirtybit Podcast Caramel CrazeKink Neighbors Episode music: We are loving the UK band The Vaccines and the butt-rocking tune "Wetsuit" Please buy their music, we did ;) http://thevaccines.co.uk The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

What's the Fu been up to?Co-hosting a party.  Shared responsibilities. Opportunity to meet new people. Swinger friends rule because they get excited and bring drinks, snacks and toys!  They also care better care of your stuff and have fun! Staying sober until 11:30 helped Mr Fu. As hosts, be ready to meet people.  "Welcome to our home!" Shout Outs: Thank you for "flood" of responses to the gusher topic Three doctors weighing in We've got a lot of practice ahead of us Younger swingers They play, and We've witnessed it! Thank you A and A Plans:Continue smaller get togethers Gushing practice! The New Years Eve dilemma Our music for this episode is, once again, Metric.  This time the song is "Help, I'm Alive" off the album Fantasies. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Hang in there for fun! -- Photo courtesy of Cliff and Jaime What did the Fu do? Full Moon Party Photo shoot: The beauty and the... where did he go? Thanksgiving vs Friends Giving vs Black Friday Enjoying having friends over Guy with the hat update We had an anniversary.  Thank you for the well wishes Topic Ms Swap Fu wants to learn more about female ejaculation Squirting? Prevalence squirting101.com Shout Out Safety first! -- Photo courtesy of Cliff and Jaime Sex swing camouflage pictures! Thank you Cliff and Jaime for the awesome photos. The Fu loves "The League" watch it on Netflix Blog comment regarding younger swingers and whether or not they ever get down to business.  They did at 4 AM after the pub crawl Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Support Planned Parenthood this holiday season! I can't believe it's taken us this long to feature a song by Future Islands! We've been listening to this band pretty much non-stop for the last few months. This episode's song is "Walking Through that Door" on the album In Evening Air. Learn more about this excellent band at myspace.com/futureislands The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Shout outs to long haul truckers, Australian travelers and  http://caramelcraze.com/ (Great website!!) What's been bugging the Fu's?Learning to embrace age differencesDifferent Swinging StylesAnd being in the moment... (Thank you Doris!)Also... Halloween Party recap! We're going to the Moon Party at Pace Bend Park... come join us!! Episode Music "Never Saw the Point" by Cults.  Awesome music. :) Sorry for our audio problems... damn USB mics are giving me fits on my slow laptop. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Pre-production notes!! Tell us you're not a little impressed. Thank you for your blog comments and voicemails! Warming up the house slowly Mas Vegas: Some more details given in context of how we don't go into details Mindfulness: Were we in the right headspace? Thank you Dan Savage for giving us some insight on the dating mind -- we're all newbies so -- cut yourself some slack Mr Swap Fu is The Period Whisperer Girls Uncorked redux This episode's music is "Electronic Fences" by Computer Magic, a solo project based out of Brooklyn -- More information at thecomputermagic.com The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

We're finally moved into the new place... mostly.  We're back! Ms Swap Fu gets Uncorked.  Join the Girls Uncorked chapter in your city. Las Vegas trip highlights and tips and tricks for swinger travel newbies The Sex-Related Injury We talk about staying active in the lifestyle during a life transition FuGrrl wants to know how you gracefully exit a sexual situation that just got weird... email her FuGrrl@gmail.com Thank you for the your patience, emails and iTunes reviews.  Hopefully we're back on schedule now. Enjoy this episode's hot, hot music "Come Closer" by Miles Kane Follow @SwapFu and @FuGrrl on Twitter The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

What's the Fu been up to? Ms Swap Fu gets her kink on with a guy in LederhosenMs Swap Fu meets Johnny Taser Booty call -- Buffalo Wild Wings interruptedThe Trojan Truck -- Where's the Wienermobile when you need it?Hotel party -- Our party planned shared. Good setup Topic Self-improvement and the lifestyle What can you work on? What do you do about what you can't work on? Repetition is your best tool The sweet gift of the emotionally mature relationship -- allowing yourself to feel big feelings without the world imploding AnnouncementsFollow Fugrrl on Twitter!Thanks for iTunes reviewsShout out to South Carolina Lizard Sex The music for this episode is in remembrance of the incomparable Amy Winehouse who died tragically since our last podcast. Ms Winehouse sang her way into my wife's heart to become her favorite singer. I too was fan. The song is "Back to Black" from the album of the same name. Rest in peace, sad little bird. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!