The Gentleman's Review

In this episode Andy takes the helm of the HMS Gentleman's Review and stears the drunken fizzy wine soaked chaps and one lady through the choppy waters of Star Trek, spunky legs and the future of MPs who have been released back into the wild. WARNING: The chaps discuss the new Star Trek film in depth with plenty of spoilers and Martin gets quite drunk.

In this slightly longer and uncut episode Martin & Andy are joined by their favourite guest presenter Lisa Goddard to talk about a new super hero called Burkha Dog and get topical on the arse of the 1979 general election. Message: After the 23rd May 2009 if you are one of our lovely iTunes subscribers, then you will need to subscribe again. This is because we are moving over to a new feed. Our old feed was not controlled by us and we thought it was about time we got that sorted.

In this episode the chaps talk using their mouths and discuss such subjects as ants, modems, bears, dung, Twitter and squirrels. Then martin attempts to impersonate a steam train. STOP PRESS: Chris Moyles is not loosing his breakfast show as discussed in the podcast. The chaps are not bothered though, as they're never up at that time.

Back in the present the chaps get to grips with what they missed while they were away. In this episode they discuss their choices in the Grand National, the career of Johnny Vaughan and Martin proves that he is the country’s premier rubbish impersonator.

In this first anniversary special. The team are whisked back in time by a stolen time machine where they deal with a whole host of London stereotypes before fighting for their lives against the evil Thaddeus Blunt. Grip the arms of your sofa and have a stiff drink: it's the Talons of Time. The team would like to thank all the listeners who have supported the podcast for the last year and look forward to many more years of keeping you entertained. Happy Birthday!

With Tom safely retuned from the valley of beer the chaps get down to business. In this episode they discuss the merits of wobbling Lisa Goddard's bottom (no, not our one) and all take part in fund raising activities for Comic Relief. On a more geeky note it is also the first episode to be produced entirely with Open Source software and is 100% Penguin friendly.

With Tom away the Martins & Andys will play. OK that doesn't really work. It's business as usual at T.G.R Towers. Though short handed the fellows battle on and test the new MkIX Robot Tom, ask what questions the films of Steven Seagal answer and wait patiently for somebody to call them on Skype. If you want to do just that during the next recording then go to http://www.thegentlemansreview.com and follow the instructional nudey pictures. Or just look at the front page.

In this episode the fellows contemplate the delights of beer, lick LSD off Brian Blessed and ask: if you only ate sweet corn for a month, would you produce a yellow lumpy stool? And has Simon Callow taken a job on the X Factor? For answers to these questions and more, come inside to a world of fuzzy wonders.

In the first podcast of the New Year the chaps forget those old acquaintances and knuckle down to casting their pods all over 2009. In this episode they read out the worst jokes in the world, slap down Lilly Allen and attempt to answer the question on everybody's lips: when will America blow up?

The chaps strap on their drinking trousers and head off on a pub crawl, recording the podcast as they go. In this episode they look back on the year's stories which included Shannon Matthews, Heather Mills and the Pope's denunciation of homosexuality. However the pub crawl takes over with drink setting the agenda and addling the chap's minds with amusing results.

It's Christmas! Lisa joins the chaps to deliver a giant scoop of it into your quivering brain holes. The news is ignored completely in favour of carols, northern Christmas practices, misread cracker jokes and Dill the dog singing Doctor Who. Join them for the after show Video Podblog for larks a few.  

This week Martin is confused and says the wrong episode number with his mad mouth before subjects such as Iceland's horrible food ads, poo in bags, fog and lezzing up are discussed at length over tea and biccies.

Yes it's the U.S Election special: in which Martin resigns in disgrace and the chaps are forced to remain sober throughout. Topics this week include rotting vegetables and rude delivery men. Oh and they talk a bit about the US Presidential election.  

This is our first ever podcast and it's a bit shaky in places as it was recorded in Martin's living room and not all the mics worked properly. It's still pretty funny. This week we discuss whether wet hair makes a lady dirty and the need for trampolines in the city of London.