The Gentleman's Review
Summary: The Gentleman's Review is a fortnightly podcast featuring Martin Wolfenden, Andrew Wilson, Tom Stringfellow and the irrepressible Lisa Goddard. It consists of lies, tall stories and a strange beery smell that simply won't go away. We've tried rubbing the podcast with Detol but that just made everybody sound French and Tom's genitals exploded. You can get in touch with us on Twitter @thegentsreview, Facebook, by email: thechaps@thegentlemansreview.com or by voice-mail on 07092 309194.
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- Artist: Martin Wolfenden, Andrew Wilson, Lisa Goddard & Tom Stringfellow
Podcasts:
In this episode the guys struggle with the oppressive heat to discuss: living in an igloo, Martin's hatred of Christine Bleakley and the Lavatory Queen. Warning: Contains slow slurring words.
In this episode: Andy laments the loss of Matthew Crosby's trousers, Martin tells of his adventures with ducks and Tom is surprised to see a man. Warning: This episodes is made of electricity.
In this week's episode Martin and Tom are left to their own devices while Andy is away doing something else. So they get drunk and forget that they are recording a podcast, before running out of beer and going to the pub. Warning: Contains scenes of an alcoholic nature.
With Tom working towards world domination, Dill the podcast hound helps Martin and Andy to discuss topics such as: Masterchef, Martin's most embarrassing train moment and his new iPhone. Before they all take a trip to New York and land back in England just in time to chop a head off. Warning: May contain racist mice.
This week the chaps never really get a majority of brains . They blame the stresses of working within a coalition and the time spent negotiating with barmen. However they still manage to discuss forming a new Oasis tribute band, young people's attitudes to rimming and the perils of suggesting that Russell Crow is rubbish at accents. Warning: Loose lips sink ships.
In this episode Tom and Martin fight through their hangovers to join Andy in the real world. Topics include Yoda's technophobia, carrots and the future of the podcast. Cast your vote at http://www.thegentlemansreview.com to decide the future of The Gentleman's Review. Warning: Contains legs.
In this episode Martin, Andy and Tom get to grips with the latest scientific theories while drifting away on a raft made of their own beer sodden minds. Warning: Fleshy nozzles
In this unedited and waffly episode, the chaps discuss the new series of Doctor Who, Tom get a strop on about being talked over and Martin discusses the burgeoning romance between him and Brian Blessed. Warning: Very waffly.
It has been two years since the chaps started waffling into microphones and ramming it into people’s ears using the internet. However this doesn’t stop them from talking utter bollocks for yet another episode. Warning: Contains violent imagery.
In this episode: The war against the Precious Little podcast continues and the chaps must fight a battle to free themselves from the tyranny of the evil Darth Legge. Warning: must contain explosions.
This week: Martin has a breakdown in musical form and attempts to excommunicate himself , Andy presses the buttons to make it all work and Tom knocks one out over Phyllis Logan’s fruity baps. Warning: Contains bottoms.
In this slightly odd addition to The Gentleman’s Review canon: Martin confuses everybody by launching into an impromptu improv, Andy plays “Jizz or Gin” for the first time and Tom tries to keep it all together by shouting at idiots. Warning: This podcast contains flashing imagery and sounds.
With Andy away at a cockney knees-up, Martin and Tom experiment with pissed podcasting. Topics include: farting puppies, cause and effect and exploding tits. Warning: Do not try this at home. Tom and Martin are trained drinkers.
Just a few words from Martin and Tom to enhance your listening pleasure of episode 46.
It is 2010 and the chaps lose no time in dragging the tone of the new year down to their level. The conversation turns to such edifying subjects as purchasing porn before the days of the internet, Doctor Who and films that mangle Sherlock Holmes. Warning: Contains strong coffee.