The Gentleman's Review

In this special bonus episode, Martin drags himself from his sick bed to present a compilation of favourite moments from the podcasts of 2009.

It’s Christmas again and the guys are joined by the beautiful Lisa Goddard to drink sherry, eat Christmas cake and talk the bollocks off a leper. Subjects covered are David Tennant’s best bits, Christmas telly and bobbing for turkeys.  Later Martin's mum makes a surprise appearance before Tom, Andy and Lisa show their embarrassment as they sing a rude song in front of her. Warning: Contains tinsel tits.

Martin is in charge this week and the chaps discuss crap porn (again), clever mice and Doctor Who. Martin also psychoanalyses the chaps but keeps his findings secret. Warning: Hard heads must be worn beyond this point.

Martin has his house destroyed and Tom gets cross with a loud sexy lady. They also announce their new email address, as the old one is broken. It is: thechaps@thegentlemansreview.com Warning: Contains scenes of a sexual nature and wanton destruction.

Thomas Gary Stringfellow mans the cauldron for a Halloween edition of the podcast - in which names for shit are discussed at length, Martin John Patrick Wolfenden makes less sense than usual and Andrew Duncan Wilson gets cross with British Telecom. Warning: May contain guts.

In this episode the team accidentally crash a podcast presented by their future selves, where they discuss stealth wanking, erotic bus journeys and whether you can ram an entire fast food meal up your arse. Warning: This podcast may contain time vortices.  

This week: Andy ‘The Biscuit King’ Wilson is in charge of two exceedingly knackered shadows, in the corpulent shapes of Martin Wolfenden and Tom Stringfellow. Each of whom squeeze out their final ounce of energy to discuss topics such as: the hatred of sub post offices, inconsiderate epileptics and stupid school teachers. Warning: This podcast may contain knackered pillocks.

This week Tom takes the chair and the chaps discuss Katy Price, Kanye West and Michael Jackson’s enemies. Andy gets off his tits on coffee, which leads to levels of hysteria never before witnessed in this podcast. So come on Granddad, turn the boiler off! Warning: This episode contains flashing imagery.

Rushbearing 2009 Special: In this episode the chaps disappear at the Sowerby Bridge Rushbearing Festival. Where do they be? Were aliens, ghosts or Monkeys to blame? Do we really care? It was all going on at this year’s Rushbearing festival, mark my words. Warning: May contain nuts.

In this episode:  Martin makes the same ‘deliberate misunderstanding’ joke three times. Tom tells of being molested by Paul Foot and Andy keeps it all together armed with nothing more than a cup of tea and his wits.  WARNING! : This podcast contains scenes of fat man flagellation and more than one massively inappropriate joke.

This episode comes from a beer garden in Edinburgh where Martin, Tom & Andy review some of the shows they’ve seen and drink Mark Watson dry of his pear juice. You may be able to detect some drunkenness in this podcast. However this has been caused by technical problems with the recording equipment and not the five pints drunk by each of the chaps before the recording.

This week the wonky brained men start on Martin's arse before giving tips on avoiding the pig shivers and wallow in nostalgia as they reminisce about Teletext and ITV Nightscreen. Were those days better? Or were they just shit? Why does Martin sound so pissed in this episode?

In this thirty third episode:  Andy coaxes the best out Tom and Martin who are terribly hung-over and they chat about Michael Jackson’s funeral (and the terrible cost to Martin’s Twitter standing),  they rant about a certain comedian and discuss what prompted them to self abuse during their early teens. Also listen out for Martin’s brain finally melting during a discussion about Edinburgh previews.

This time Martin steers the G.R dinghy into shark infested waters before accidentally puncturing it with a tooth pick. (Enough! Ed.) In this episode the chaps discuss the demise of the  king of pop, look at the BBC's Sense and Sensibility report and stare out a northern poet. They would also like to welcome all of their sexy new listeners.

It's Tom's turn to steady the tiller of the good ship which he steadies manfully through the jellyfish of corporal punishment in schools, the sharks of the Iran elections and the sardines of skateboarding naked through the palace of Westminster.