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2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast
Summary: Ever wonder what two Lesbians talk about when they get together? Well...wonder no more. The 2 Homos Lesbian podcast is the show with two Lesbians sitting around talking about whatever crosses our minds. We're not always politically correct, and no topic is off limits. Come spend some time and get intimate with us. We're open-minded, we speak our minds...and sometimes, for better or worse, there's no "edit" button. Enjoy the random observations of the 2 Homos Lesbian Podcast.
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- Artist: 2homos@2homos.com (Roxanne and Virginia)
- Copyright: Creative Commons 2006
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Now Lesbians can live forever in the comfort of knowing that they will never have to part with their favorite cats even after they've passed on. By spinning Fluffy's fur into yarn and then knitting a pretty little sweater, they'll be able to wear and stroke their favorite pussy for the rest of their lives. It's the ultimate Lesbian fantasy.
Just because a woman has teeth in her head, it doesn't mean that a man has to wake up with bite marks on his member after a heated night in the hay. The same goes for Lesbians with long nails....as long as she knows how to work those things! Novices need not apply.
As an American it's time to get up off your lazy ass and vote. Don't do it because it's your civic duty. Don't do it because your vote can change the course of this country for the next four years. Do it because once you're done you can get a free cup of coffee at Starbucks and a free donut at Krispy Kreme. Otherwise...why leave the house at all?
There's no use in trying to fight it. Once you move in together, nothing either of you have is secret anymore. Not even that secret list of all the exes you've ever slept with in your lifetime.
Why just add a little fiber to your diet, when you can get super clean instead with a complete colon detox? Impress your friends by crapping out 12-inch long turds two or more times a day and just say "no" to living with those 15 extra pounds of impacted fecal matter forever.
Some White Trash is easy to spot. It's the way they know how to serve Spam in 25 different dishes, the way they can leave the cigarette ash hanging while they feed the baby, or the fact that a dentist doesn't live anywhere within a 100 mile radius of town. Then there's the kind catch you by surprise by paying the bill at a restaurant and never leaving a tip.
When people get married some couples change one of the last names so that the entire family shares the same name. Other people simply hyphenate both last names together. Then there are those souls who can only find a happy compromise by changing their last names to something altogether different. Meet the Kuntz family.
Most people only plan to get married once in their lives. So, if you're going to do it, you better make sure you do it right. Be the absolute best bridezilla you can be, even if it means picking chicken out of your teeth with a fake nail while you're getting a pedicure.
Now that school is back in session, it might be helpful for all the young Lesbians and baby Dykes to get some good advice about coming out to their new college roommates. How that got to hot sexual fantasies about Sarah Palin, we'll never truly understand.
If it wasn't enough for the Olympics to keep Lesbians out of the games by dropping Softball as an Olympic sport, now we have more proof that there is a conspiracy of Olympic proportions brewing. The official uniform of Beach Volleyball is now a pair of panties and a bra. What happened to board shorts, a sports bra and lots of hair gel? At least they still have cool sunglasses.
Really? You don't love your body because your dick is too big? If you find yourself with so much time on your hands that you have to worry about not loving your body because your dick is too big, then you certainly have enough time to go out and find someone else who does love it that big.
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it. It doesn't matter if you're taking out a pile of old newspapers, the ex-girlfriend or just the overflowing holiday decorations that are consuming the entire garage...that crap needs to go. We offer some helpful advice on making the chore a little easier.
Our elders lived their lives leaving nothing to waste. When they went out hunting for food they used every single piece of the animal all the way down to the toenails. Next time you think about shaving your pits and letting the remnants go down the drain, think twice about that selfish act and instead donate it to women who have no underarm hair. You'll love yourself for it.
It's been over year that we've been talking about it and still nothing has happened. Not one bit of progress has been made to assemble all the basic necessities of an earthquake kit. Obviously, a little temblor last week hasn't provided the necessary motivation either. Perhaps a major holiday where we give earthquake kits to all our loved ones as gifts will help with the kick in the ass we need...but we doubt it.
Planning a wedding used to be easy. You only had to think about a location, flowers, catering, decorations and which exes to invite. Nowadays you have to think about putting together the perfect prenuptial agreement, too. Or, you can just skip the whole thing and become the typical Lesbian couple that continues to live together after they break up.