Read it and Weep show

Read it and Weep

Summary: Read it and Weep is a good podcast about bad books, movies, and TV. Each week 2.5 comedians and a guest make fun of things like Twilight by Stephanie Meyer, Dear John by Nicholas Sparks, Going Rogue by Sarah Palin, and anything Keanu Reeves has been in.

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 RiaW #457: House (1977) #Sponstember | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 54:42

Wow. Who'd have thought that an episode about a house that eats unmarried women would turn out to be such a train wreck? We put in a B- effort for this B movie, and never before have I been so worried that somebody would actually want a refund that I of course wouldn't give. Still, just because one guest didn't show up and nobody watched the movie, that doesn't make this sponsorship from one Meat Buddy to another isn't a fun episode. Because it is. It's just that we were as bonkers as this movie.

 #456: The Little Mermaid (1989) #WetMonth | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:18:05

Well, everything wet must eventually dry out, so it's with a heavy heart that we put a soggy bow on Wet Month once again. We got wet. We stayed wet. We did it. Just like our journey, Ariel goes from being wet all the time to being dry, so what a perfect way to close out the month with Disney's The Little Mermaid. Does it hold up? Is it feminist? Is Curtis too hung over to discuss these finer points? FIND OUT! Recorded live at Helium Comedy Club in Portland, OR.

 #455: Battleship (2012) #WetMonth | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:23:30

Look, I know the idea of making a movie based on a board game seems like a bad idea, but what if it was actually a bad idea? It's a bad idea.

 RiaW #454: Hook (1991) #WETMONTH | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:13:03

One of the wettest professions of all time is piracy, so the Meat Buddies voted for the 1991 Spielberg film Hook. Does it hold up? Does it still bangarang?

 RiaW #453: Stepsister from Planet Weird (2000) #WetMonth | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:01:21

Wet month continues with this absolutely bonkers Disney Channel original movie in which a girl and a bubble try to break up a marriage. Thanks Sean and Patty for sponsoring. Get wet, stay wet everybody! Mentioned in this episode: Caitlin wrote on the new show Misfits and Monsters airing on TruTV!

 #452: Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again (2018) #WetMonth | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:04:00

It's time for another WET MONTH! We decided to get wet / stay with the sequel to the 2008 musical of ABBA songs and lazy celebrities. It's basically the same thing. It's fun, but also terrible, but fun. And very wet. Also, FUCK YOU STEVEN WILBER WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANY MORE.

 RiaW #451: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1979) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:11:20

To close out Poor Decisions month, our sponsors introduced Alex to his first official Star Trek experience ever (there was an unofficial one but let's not talk about that), the fourth movie and the only one about time traveling whales. It's a bonkers way to start the series, but it's also a surprisingly fun movie. Goofy but pure-hearted and featuring time traveling whales. I know I mentioned that before but it's really worth noting. There are whales. They travel through time.

 RiaW #450: Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959) #PoorDecisions | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:18:15

Well, we tried our first 8 plans. Writing a message for humans in their corn, kidnapping and probing the humans, talking to them. All the good plans. I guess it's time for plan 9, raise the dead and use those zombies to... something... and then we've defeated the humans!

 RiaW #449: World War Z (2013) #PoorDecisions | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:18:25

It's the second half of Alexis's super sponsorship and this time we're watching the movie adaptation of World Warz. But there's a slight problem. Alexis told us we'd love the book and hate the movie and as is sometimes the case, we've pulled up a chair on the wrong side of history. That's right, this is a mostly positive podcast about a much maligned adaptation. Sorry. And also NO REFUNDS.

 RiaW 448: World War Z by Max Brooks #Poor Decisions | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:16:10

Do you have too much money and no idea where to "invest" it? You're in luck, because we recently discovered that if you offer to pay us enough, we'll read a book you like AND watch the movie version of that book. It's a bad deal and definitely not financially sound, which is why we're calling this Poor Decisions month. Alexis from New York wanted us to read World War Z by Max Brooks and then watch the Brad Pitt movie, so this is the first half of that deal.

 RiaW #447: George of the Jungle (1997) #Junegle | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:13:33

The sun is setting on the #Junegle, but we decided to spend one more sticky night hanging out with a hot dummy named George, a monkeycook named Ape, and George's sweatless lover. It's a pretty silly romp, though it is feminist as fuck, which we found out after we assembled a team of all dudes. Sorry.

 Introducing Inside Jaws | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 10:29

A recommendation for you! Our friends over at Wondery have a new show called "Inside Jaws" that takes you on an immersive journey through the making of 1975’s pulse-pounding hit film Jaws, the first-ever summer blockbuster. Subscribe to Inside Jaws on Apple Podcast today or hear the all the episodes, ad-free at We thank Wondery for their support of Read it and Weep!

 RiaW #446: Congo (1995) #Junegle | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:14:19

The most dangerous part of the jungle? It's like we always say, mo monkeys mo problems. We learned more about that with Congo, the terrifically campy 1995 film about gorillas (fancy monkeys) who were bred to kill Tim Curry. This was a fun one! So far #Junegle is turning out to be really fun.

 RiaW #445: Jumanji (1995) #Junegle | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 58:07

The jungle is no game. Except when it is totally a game, like in the 1995 comedy Jumanji, starring Robin Williams, Kirsten Dunst, and Bonnie Hunt. We had a disastrous morning recording this episode, but we salvaged what we could and I think the result is pretty fun.

 RiaW #444 - Predator (1987) - #Junegle | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:18:24

Welcome to the Junegle, everybody! We're kicking off the month by running around these ferns and vines being chased by a Predator, a killing machine from outer space who doesn't care that you were in the middle of some kind of espionage plot. Recorded at Helium Comedy Club, in Portland, OR. Thanks to newest Meat Buddy, Joel from Calgary. I know where you live. Welcome new guest Brandon Lyons who is a very funny human.


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