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Standby floodlights, standby dry ice, and standby crushing riffs behind blatant truths. Dry Ice...GOCrushing riffs...GO Blatant Truths...GOFloodlights...GO Behind the Sch3m3s hits the stage with a man calling it then, from the Chicago Thrash Punk Underground comes Kyriakos, Vocalist and Lyricist of AFTERMATH. Three. Hours. Hard. In. The. Paint. Where METAL and ILLUMINATION coalesce! Kyriakos breaks down just exactly how We The People are played like fools for endless wars, traumatically entertained, with pulling no punches on tearin' into some Alphabet Soup or why you should get a trademark! Basically what we're saying is this show is pure 2nd half. It's more than concepts. It's that good shit. He's even got a sick list of 33. The Truth is so Bright I Gotta Wear Shades. WATCH "THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG" THE VIDEO ALBUM FROM AFTERMATH https://zoident.com/aftermath/ BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Back on the attack and ready to drop $999! It's Behind The Sch3m3s, now with added schemes! More schemes than you could shake a stick to! CLAIM=6430a45fb6c8396817d98964bd1ff1710b68989a=CLAIM Lavish and Boo Bury cut wide and cut hard across more news about jabs. Need a shirt? Friends got you Covered. We got...fuckin...zombie fires! DNA on the Moon! Microsoft-84! And finally a trendy way to wear your third eye on your sleeve. For 2nd half of show, the note turns more somber as a mass grave was discovered on the property of a Residential School in Canada. Disturbing and disgusting shit. Also, punk is dead. BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Watch out left coast, prepare thyself, cuz in comes the best coast! Host? Most. Ghost. It's BillyBon3s, here to lay down not THE truth, but his very own estimation of the truth! It's that good shit we're coming back for more of. From bad policies to bad extraspacial deals, BillyBon3s walks Boo-Bury and Lavish thru all the corridors, but we very much ensure not to film any of it. Grab your "invisibilty blankets", and enjoy one hell of a show tonight on Behind The Sch3m3s! Hahaha a pharma company is taking heat for sharing the "PillBillies" song. Hahahaha. Fuck them. http://www.billybon3s.com/ BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Find out what lurks in our cellar! See horribly confusing numbers! Come for the Great Unzipping! It's a butchered 100 day review of the Most Popular President of All Time and Malachi steps out from the cellar to tell us exactly how it is! Sir SirSeatSitter from Abs n' a 6-Pack comes in swinging with the statistics that count! Lavish surprise us all for the Second Half of Show! Damn! How did we ever manage to pack so much excitement into tonight's Behind The Sch3m3s?! It's 15 Billion Trillion laughs and cracks, but we really never did find those black boxes. The passports look ok tho. https://www.absna6pack.com/ BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

You might want an umbrella tonight, for the mayo and history and androids and aliens and all the most obscene shit from the sewers of Brooklyn NY! It's Nick the Rat let loose in the Green Room here on Behind The Sch3m3s! We're slathered, rather honored to be join by this beast of trailblazer in the paraspooky, and with Lavish and Boo-Bury hitting the jars as hard as they need. It's a little grotesque almost, but yet somehow still so satisfying. Lavish dug up some history and Boobs brought a sex robot(s). You know it, you want it, you loathe it. Also, we're gonna need a mayo mop.We love us some glovin'! https://nicktherat.com/ BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

I got something to say! I froze my semen today! That's gross! But, it's what we gots to do tonight on Behind The Sch3m3s if we decide to get that vax! Nah, we're kidding we wouldn't dare go that far. Papers Please! Hahaha kidding again! No seriously, punk is dead! Aha got you! Pokin a sleeping wolf? Now that you can bet on. There's something spooky goin round these here parts! BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Will it be the left hand path, or the right hand path? Either way, our brains are still spinning! Tonight is a weird one. Boo-Bury and Lavish get deep in yo mind as we look at all the weird ways we think, and analyze just what in the fuck is this thing talking to you in your head? Is it a Daemon? An Imp? We love hopping into void, in fact we cherish it! It's a weird one for sure, but that's what you love! Be sure to grab a Bicameral from the dish on your way in for a brainy treat. It's all language here baby, on Behind the Sch3m3s! Oh, and you can bet your sweet ass the Price is right... BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

"I got a hunger, and the only cure...is more bootprints!" Lavish and Boo-Bury are joined by a new contender to chew on what really gets authoritarians going! It's a Battle Royale of Blood Suckin' Hunger Games Gates of Faustus Three Pointy Fingers Up In The Air sort of grand ole' time you always expect from Behind The Sch3m3s. And of course, there's always your Scream-Mails that keep us going! Bad Pharma, Big Bro Tech, what's not to love as long as it's at the circus! BYO3-DG Call in and leave your Scream-Mail on the Cr33p Phone! 612-263-SXXY ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

The Midlife Crisis Special! Sit back with Boo-Bury and SirSeatSitter as everclear and memories are enjoyed of where Behind The Sch3m3s was, is, and where it's going. It's a chillax-max sans any hardcore 2nd Half of Show. It gives us plenty of time to play with our brand new and exciting Cr33p Phone! That's right True Deniers, if you know any ghouls or fools, crypitds or monsters, frƎaks or CrƎƎps have them call in at 612-263-SXXY (7999)! Leave a screammail! We wanna hear all the sweet swinging groans, moans, howls, and growls in them there spooky ass woods! Call tonight and leave your screammail, it may be heard by Billions! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (Show Notes) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

ArrgGGGhhHhhh!!! You gotta get your ass to Saturn!!! It's a planet, 3 from the last, 6 in line. Two suns later and we're still totally spinning! There's so much crammed and slammed into this episode as Lavish and Boo-Bury carpet scour (not for paremensan) all sorts of CRAZY details tonight. Rings! Crowns! Hammers! Sickles! And so many moons.We put on the the Golden Aged glasses and decipher how much belief flows back and forth on the cosmic scales. Two Second Half of Show's later, swarms and cubes asides, this is only the beginning of the end! Oh it ain't that dreary, it's more...SXXY. Stay tooned to find out more on next week's Behind The Sch3m3s! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (SHOW NOTES) Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

And I saw truth fall like hail from the Midnight Son. It's back to back second half of shows tonight True Deniers! Why so serious? Why so heavy? Be with us tonight on Behind The Sch3m3s as Lavish joins the fray! Boo-Bury and Lavish get deep into illumination as we gaze without sunglasses into the Urban Sun. Take our hand as we pass thru the Gates of Light! Refreshen with a beverage at WaterLicht! It's quite the lovely trip thru the rose garden. Please leave your kicks at the door so we can examine the way Satan and Jesus walked around. It's all MSCHF as we double down on deep dives. More blood! More Holy Water! More Spots! More passwords! More virus! More piano! Twice the Black Cube. You know it, you want it, and you love it! All this and more on Behind the SchƎmƎs! BYO3-DG ZOSO'S CORNER (SHOW NOTES)

Is this Behind The Sch3m3s or an organizational meeting tonight?....Both!We're slam PACKED (Like a bastardized more handsome rat pack) tonight with guests. And what do we want?? A conversation on unions! Dean Reiner of the Up Is Down Podcast joins Boo Bury and Malachi (and a surprise contender to the throne joins in later!). It's a riveting coming of minds you never asked for but still we provide. Think of it like insider baseball but instead of balls its cards. Bad joke. Regardless, we explore what sort of machinations unions employ, and shared experiences working in and with them.We shoot the shit BTS is always known for holding the most compelling coverage on like "I Wanna Shot!", and just how importan' the work Russia and China are doing to-get-her is (just wait till they figure out the Moon is fake...)! You Will Sleep In The Pod You Will Eat The Bugs You Will Take The Happy Pills BYO-3DG Check out Up Is Down and get your world view rocked!https://www.deanreiner.com/podcast-1 Check out Abs 'N A 6-Pack and (insert clever roll pun)!https://www.absna6pack.com/ Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/

Greetings Greetings fellow True Deniers! Tonight is a banger on Behind the Sch3m3s! It's the one Boo-Bury fell asleep on...sorta at least... Monty and Boo-Bury for first half of show gobble up some Alphabet Soup, which weirdly enough sets part of the theme for the episode: butt stuff (On a religious text Boo-Bury swears it was unintentional). Cancel culture cancels itself. Finally! Not to mention, we even summon a little Zozo. Oh oh oh! And! Fisher Price My First Plandemic Playset! On the second half, Boo-Bury discovers a hard truth about podcasting. Sometimes it ain't worth pushing but resist we much! We gotta keep going! The Latest and Gr3at3st! The topic for the next coming weeks will look into the X-club and various Huxley family members. All this, you, and us! On Behind The Sch3m3s! Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/ BYO3-DG SHOW NOTES

Behind the Sch3m3s is back and about as obscure as it gets! We even had a sick ass tag line suggested, "If you don't get Bhind the Sch3m3s, the Sch3m3s get Behind you!" Categories! Categories! Categories! Come hell of high water we WILL be a force to reckon with...buuuuut in the meantime here's but just a TASTE of what's in store for you tonight!! We cancel the Muppets, or maybe we cancel ourselves for playing racist Muppets bits? Or course we have the crowd favorite, "Pregnant Doctor Fear Porn". Jim Bruer, we find out, is a national treasure, and you WILL EAT THE BUGS. Wanna catch one the last analog broadcast of Family Fued? We got you covered! Lizardfucks?! Doubleplus bet your fucking ass we do!!! Calling all influenczars to the Minneapocalypse! For the second half of show, we tackle the last part of New Order of Barbarians, bringing this wicked read to a quiet close. Fake Science! Fake Weather! Fake Entertainment! Population Conrtol! When does a propehcy become warning? It's hits all the goodness of what a comrade would want out of a New World Order, it'll almost make ya cry,"Our Tears". Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/ BYO3-DG SHOW NOTES

Behind The Sch3m3s with some categories? Say it isn't so! Well, we got something at least tonight. Dinosaurs Splattered Across The Moon? X Culutural Norms? X V? X NOB pt2? X Is Tim Dillon A Prophet? (Jury's Out)? X All This And A Little More? X Follow us on Social Sesame at FeedBag (Facebook), Insta-Groan (Instagram) and The Twits (Twitter)! @behindthesch3m3s https://www.behindthesch3m3s.com/ BYO3-DG SHOW NOTES