Crappy Hollywood Reboots
Summary: In which we 100% accurately predict what Hollywood will scrape from the bottom of their barrel for next summer's season of reboots. You're welcome. Have an idea for an episode? Want to let us know how we're doing? Let us know at: crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.com
Podcasts:
Welcome to the first themed episode! Every five weeks, we're going to have a themed week, in which our reboots have to conform to a preset theme. This week, our theme is Board Games! And so, in this episode, we discuss a movie reboot of a recently popular, cooperative game. After that, we explore the recreation of an older classic! Stay tuned, as every fifth episode, we will also release a bonus episode the following Tuesday, in a segment we call "Direct to DVDs!" In these, we will write a Crappy Hollywood Reboot on the show, going through the process of research, casting, and writing the story! Don't miss it! Email us at: crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.com Album art made by Kellie
Welcome back listeners! In this episode, we tackle one of the giants in the entertainment industry, Disney, and imagine a live-action reboot of a childhood oldie. After that, we soft reboot a recent sci-fi franchise, but with more empowerment. At least, as much as two goofy white guys can add. Be sure to tune in to our next episode when we kick off our themed weeks! Don't miss it! Email us at: crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.com Album art made by Kellie
Episode 3! In this episode, we discuss the sequel no one wanted for the world's worst feature-length product placement! Then, we put forth our idea for a movie-length commercial for a video game beloved by YouTubers and conventions everywhere. Apologies to Rob McElhenney for not even coming close on your last name. Apologies to Danny DeVito for not casting you as every character. Email us at: crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.com Album art made by Kellie
Welcome to the 2nd episode! For this episode, we discuss the possibility of a long-awaited reboot of a campy 1980s sci-fi classic, complete with a crazy-complicated plot. Then, we share our take on a sequel to a Coen Brothers classic, taking the Dude on the road! Prepare yourself, it's a long one! Email us at: crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.com Album art made by Kellie
Welcome to the Pilot episode! For this episode, the first of many crappy reboots to come, we discuss the possibility of a movie inspired by a certain popular video game series. Following that, we share what a John Carpenter reboot would look like. Shoutout to Dwayne the Rock Johnson and John Carpenter (who are definitely tuning in and are eagerly waiting to appear on the show, we swear). Email us at: crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.com Album art made by Kellie
