Crappy Hollywood Reboots show

Crappy Hollywood Reboots

Summary: In which we 100% accurately predict what Hollywood will scrape from the bottom of their barrel for next summer's season of reboots. You're welcome. Have an idea for an episode? Want to let us know how we're doing? Let us know at: crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.com

Podcasts:

 Episode 2.1 - Meanie Memes and Maniacal Metafiction | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:06:03

Season 2 has officially begun! Welcome back, CHRleaders! In this, our first episode of season two, we hit the ground running. We first discuss a historical revision of sorts with a Hollywood cashgrab at niche internet culture. After that, we follow up every edgy film student's favorite movie with a surprisingly meh, completely canon sequel. Hope you enjoy! We're excited to return refreshed and ready for reboots! Questions? Comments? Concerns? Emotional outbursts? Email us at: crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.com Album art by Kellie

 Direct to DVD 3- What Makes a Reboot? | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:05:12

In the final episode of the season we talk about what makes a reboot good, and what makes a reboot bad. Grab some popcorn, and relax while we solve the ultimate question. Email Us: crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.com Instagram: @crappyhollywoodreboots Cover Art by Kellie

 Episode 15- Theme Week! Microcosmic Miniseries and Muscular Mining | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:59:11

In this weeks episode we are tasked with rebooting each other's past reboots. Buckle up, cause we go way back to the beginning of CHR's origins. We tackle a sci-fi franchise and what it could turn into way in the future. Then, we reboot a video game that we created, but with a little twist. Enjoy! Email Us: crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.com Instagram: @crappyhollywoodreboots Cover Art by Kellie

 Episode 14- Snow-loving Skeletons and Super-late Superheroes | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:01:25

In a special holiday themed episode, this week we take on a beloved stop motion classic, as well as, a new take on a holiday cult classic. We also discuss some newly announced hollywood reboots that feature a few childhood favorites. Email us: crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.com Instagram: @crappyhollywoodreboots Cover art by Kellie

 Episode 13- Christmas Contracts and Concert Crises | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:59:35

Enjoy this unadulterated, minimally edited episode of CHR where the guys tackle a "classic" Disney holiday tale, and then talk about another sequel to a live action movie involving murder, pop stars, and body odor?????????? Follow us on instagram: @crappyhollywoodreboots Email us: Crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.com Cover art by Kellie

 CHR Recommends 1- Punk Power, Pixel Partners, and Pocket Monsters | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:10:36

No new episode this week, but a brand spanking new show we would like to introduce. Every month we will take turns hosting CHR Recommends proving that we do enjoy other things besides movies. Follow us on instagram: @crappyhollywoodreboots Email us:crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.com Cover Art by Kellie

 Episode 12 - Beaming Bellringers and Bodacious Brides | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:58:42

Welcome Back to CHR! In this episode, we tackle two classics. In the first, we return to a Hollywood titan, posing theories regarding its new round of remakes and rebooting one of its darker classics. In the second, we tread on sacred ground, rehashing a groundbreaking fantasy film beloved by many. Hope you enjoy! Questions? Want to keep up with the latest or communicate your concerns? Follow us on Instagram or email us at crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.com Cover art by Kellie

 Episode 11 - Hyrulian Hijinks and Hair Metal Heroes | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:48:49

Welcome back to CHR! In this episode, we discuss the promised reboots of beloved Nintendo franchises and what that could mean to its other popular games. After that, we discuss a sequel to a childhood classic that recently received a Broadway adaptation. Questions, Comments, Concerns? Email us at crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.com or follow us on Instagram! Album art by Kellie

 Direct to DVD 2 - The Shrek Problem | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:03:39

Welcome to the second episode in our bonus Direct to DVD series! We're gonna be honest with you. We need to talk. It's about Shrek. We think they may have gone a little too ogre-board this time, even for us here at Crappy Hollywood Reboots. In this one, we discuss the infamous Shrek remake set to come out soon. Yep, the reboots start coming and they don't stop coming... Hope you enjoy! Disagree? Excited to see Shrek again on the silver screen? Email us at crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.com or follow us on Instagram @crappyhollywoodreboots! Let us know what you think! Album art by Kellie

 Episode 10 - Theme Week! Magic Mischief and Martian Meatballs | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:52:47

Welcome Back to CHR! We apologize for the late upload! In this episode, we revive two beloved children's movies. The first is a recent animated franchise which hasn't received its third installment, while the latter is a long-awaited sequel to a spooky nostalgic classic. We've accidentally given you a second Halloween episode, so I hope you have some candy left over! Special shoutout to the Hellraiser team! That cricket scene just does not make sense. Hope you enjoy! Email us at: crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.com Album art made by Kellie

 Episode 9 - Rock Band Rivalries and Really Big Robots | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:57:10

Welcome back to CHR! In this episode, we cover two especially bad movie remake genres. In the first, we stage a battle of the bands with the devil himself! After that, we delve into a reboot of an often-revived, animated classic, by finally bringing it to the big screen! Hope you enjoy! Email us at: crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.com Album art made by Kellie

 Episode 8 - Goodhearted Ghosts and Gruesome Goblins | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:47:44

Welcome back to CHR! This is our spooky Halloween episode! Here we discuss some spoopy ideas for movies including a long-awaited third to an 80s creature movie. After that, we toss out ideas for a remake of a popular entertainment series that needs to come back from the dead. We apologize for the late upload! And shoutout to Brendan Fraser! Have a safe and spooky Halloween everyone! Email us at: crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.com Album art made by Kellie

 Episode 7 - Insidious Imagines and Iconic Identities | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 01:11:52

Welcome back! In this episode we talk about a classic body horror movie that needs no rebirth (it's still too good for an update). Afterwards, we discuss a series consisting of 80s comics, animated television shows, and a single bad movie that may actually deserve an update, not matter how bad it's going to be. Finally, we end with a discussion of the world's first direct-to-streaming movie, AKA the world's first clickbait movie. Grab your popcorn, it's a long episode! Shoutout to Thomas Haden Church. Come be on the show! Tell us where you've been! You okay? Fun Fact - Imagines is the plural form of Imago (the final stage of a, usually winged, insect's metamorphosis). The more you know! Email us at: crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.com Album art made by Kellie

 Episode 6 - Hairballs in Hats and Huts in High Places | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:45:12

Welcome back to CHR! In this episode we posit a reboot to a classic children's book (following a failed 2003 attempt). After that we discuss the possibility of concluding a long-forgotten 90s franchise, complete with constant 90s references to frosted tips, jean jackets, and CD players. Thanks for listening! If you have any comments, fan art, or emotional outbursts you'd like to share, email us at: crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.com Album art made by Kellie

 Direct to DVD 1 - Sickly Sweet Stuff | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:42:36

Welcome to our first Direct to DVD, complete with special intro by Trace! In these special bonus episodes, we'll come up with a Crappy Hollywood Reboot on the show, researching the topic, casting the actors, and writing the plot during the episode! These episodes will be much more discussion-based than our main episodes, and they'll come out on every fifth Tuesday! Stay tuned! Also, due to unfortunate circumstances in the recording process, the episode cuts a little short. We apologize for the abrupt conclusion. Perhaps we will cover the missed material in a future episode! Thank you for listening! Email us at: crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.com Album art made by Kellie

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