Crisco, Dez & Ryan

What fear is just absolutely crippling for you?? "Thunderstorms. I will shake, cry, and sometimes even throw up during them." "I'm scared of dying! The unknown of what happens after, the dying process. I've watched people die (as a nurse) and it's terrifying to me." "I have a crippling fear that when I'm walking outside gravity will give out and we'll all get sucked away from the Earth and die."

What's that one thing nobody in the family wants to talk about?? "My sociopath cousin. I wrote a goodbye letter to my kids the last and final time I had to see him just in case he killed me. Gross huh?" "My crazy mom. My hoarding grandma. My psycho cousin." "Nobody talks about how my dad pretended to be a woman and catfished other lesbian women."

Anita accidentally helped protect a guy that is cheating on his wife!

What'd you hate most about your relationship?? "The hellfire snoring! Also, we have 2 Old English bulldogs that sleep on our floor... just let that sit with ya... SO. MUCH.SNORING!" "I hate that we met too late in life and we’re not able to have our own children." "My boyfriend sleep walks. I've heard him snoring in the bathroom sitting on the toilet. He even pee'd on my kitchen floor once. Other than that he's the nicest guy in the world!"

It's Vet Tech appreciation week October 16th - 22nd. In honor of our amazing listener and vet tech Veronica, and all of our amazing veterinarian technicians out there, Crisco felt inspired to write all of them a song. Thank you to all of the wonderful vet tech's out there that take such good care of our beloved pets!!

Have you ever been haunted by ghosts? How about sexual, sensual ghosts?

Since Crisco started his weight loss journey and working out more and more, we've been receiving Crisco thirst tweets more and more! Crisco reads some of the thirst tweets we've received lately. Enjoy! Or at least as much as possible...

What are you oddly attracted to & you're not exactly sure why?! "I'm oddly attracted to Mr. Clean. Yes he's a cartoon guy but damn! That bald head, the earring, his dimples when he smiles. Tight shirt stretched over those rippling muscles, Damn!" "Boobs!!! And I'm a straight woman!" "I'm oddly attracted to snowmobile exhaust. There's just something about that smell that turns me on!"

Ryan's birthday was yesterday and he tells us about the wonderful gifts he got from his loved ones, and over 30 years later, people are still recovering from the infamous '91 Halloween blizzard!

Are ex girlfriends allowed at a wedding?! Katie is asking for a friend!

What are you hiding on your phone?? "I'm hiding spicy pics of myself and some I've gotten from a guy I've started hooking up with : )" "I'm hiding the results from 23 and me confirming that my parents are not my parents."

Pidge is out sick and somehow still makes an appearance on the Podcast.

Luke pulled a prank on his brother-in-law that has gone way too far! How do you make this end without a fight?!

What random urge do you have and there's really no reason why?? "I get the sudden urge to bite thin glass as though it was thin ice. I did it once when I was a kid." "The random urge to wear my wife's lingerie while working. Have a good day!" "I have the urge to sit on my man's face while he sleeping lol." "My random urge is to hook up with a hot match on Tinder and lose my virginity of 37 years. I'm just too chicken.

What have you never ever admitted to anyone?? "Sometimes I still miss my abusive ex-husband." "I won $250,000 in the lottery and never told anyone!" "I named my son after an ex boyfriend..." "Average about 10 partners a week." "I motorboated my mother-in-law."