Crisco, Dez & Ryan

Ellen's son has an opportunity of a lifetime, but that would mean saying goodbye while he's only 16 years old!

What's that one thing that's guaranteed to start a fight at your house every time?! "When someone says "calm down" guaranteed fight!" "Our family will fight over the more elite peanut butter, creamy versus crunch. #housedivided" "Who does the dishes more.. (it's me)"

We find out the source of Crisco's misery and a new game that literally kills you if you lose. Any takers?

Is there something wrong with a person that is obsessed with all things Christmas?! Shawn's new girlfriend might have a problem.

What secret did you happen to let slip... on purpose?! "Our "friends" aren't legally married. The "husband" paid the people at the chapel to not submit the marriage certificate." "I told a guy's girlfriend he was cheating on her with me. She didn't believe me, so I took it as her blessing to keep messing around with him." "After some drinks, a friend of mine was gushing about how great her boyfriend was. The liquid courage made me think it was a good idea to tell her I had him first..."

Dez has destroyed Crisco's insides and she has no regrets. And the biggest question of the day, what should be illegal to put ketchup on? We have the top 3!

Samantha got catfished into going out with a guy that is pretending to be something he's not! And now he's making her feel bad for not liking the "real him".

What's the truth bomb you found out once you got older?! "My aunt accidentally telling me my dad wasn't my real dad at Thanksgiving." "My truth bomb at 55 I learned that my best friend from birth who was born exactly one week from me is actually my sister." "That my grandpa did not die of a heart attack. He was drunk and died from choking on his vomit."

Target is selling items we had absolutely no idea they sold! What else are we missing? Plus, Dez FaceTime'd Crisco this weekend while she was is the Dells, sounds like she had a pretty good time!

Tim's new "girlfriend" is going to raise some eyebrows! Should he give the family a heads up before Thanksgiving or stun them all?!

What would you be absolutely mortified for people found out?? "I'm a teacher now, but I'd be mortified if my colleagues knew I worked as a dominatrix in my 20's." "47 year old female virgin..." "My husband confessed he's a sex addict & cheated on me our whole time we were dating... He didn't tell me until the day we got back from our honeymoon. Where we found out we were pregnant. Haven't told anyone because I am mortified. Like what do you do?!

What would you be absolutely mortified for people found out?? "I'm a teacher now, but I'd be mortified if my colleagues knew I worked as a dominatrix in my 20's." "47 year old female virgin..." "My husband confessed he's a sex addict & cheated on me our whole time we were dating... He didn't tell me until the day we got back from our honeymoon. Where we found out we were pregnant. Haven't told anyone because I am mortified. Like what do you do?!

What do you do just to drive people crazy?! "I use every slang word my kids say when I talk to them - dead, fire, slay, lit - it makes them so angry because they say I'm too old to use "their" language." "Send Nickelback songs or videos whenever I'm listening to them, to one friend. She can't stand them! ??" "I flash my mom my boobs when she's not expecting it."

The Powerball is now over a billion dollars and Crisco has a brand new strategy that almost insures him that he'll win! Crisco is very confident that he'll soon be a multi, multi-millionaire which is going to be just so great for all of us... Except for Dez.

Gina's husband has asked the unthinkable of her! Could you ever ask your spouse to do this for you?!