Johnny Dare Morning Show show

Johnny Dare Morning Show

Summary: For better or worse, The Johnny Dare Morning Show has been waking up Kansas City since 1993. You would think we could find a better show by now! You never know what might happen when Johnny, Jake, Gregg, Kyle, and Nycki fire-up weekdays from 6 till 10am. Enjoy some of their best bits, parody songs, and recent interviews below.

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 #3 on AGT, but #1 IN OUR HEARTS!! Josh Blue stops by for an fantastically fun Friday!! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 5341

Comedian Josh Blue has long been a favorite here on the Morning Show....which is why when he made it to the finals on America's Got Talent... we just KNEW he would win! Sadly, he came in 3rd...but now millions of people all over the world know his name...and that is phenomenal!! He's performing his first shows since AGT right here in KC and spent the morning with us to tell us all about the experience!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 Single, Disease Free and Filthy as F**k! We spend the morning with comedian, Colin Kane!! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3857

There are few comedians on the road today who are able to bring such an impressive level of filth to the stage as Colin Kane....whose brand of comedy is scathing, direct and always funny. No one is safe under Colin's watch...you show up, be ready to take the shot!! And, as he's headlining the Comedy Club of KC this weekend, he stopped by and spend the whole morning in-studio with us! Along the way, we also talked to legendary announcer/newsman Bill Kurtis about the new season of A&E's "Cold Case Files"...and it turns out, Colin and Dare are both big fans!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 Wanna spend the night in a former insane asylum? We tell you how you can explore The Glore!! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1173

The Glore Psychiatric Museum in St Joseph MO is one of the most interesting museums in the area...as it is housed in a former mental hospital...and in it, you will find all matter of info and exhibits on the history of the facility AND the treatment of mental health. And on October 2, you can spend the night there!!! Listen and find out how!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 BONUS BOOTY!! It's an extra dose of The Adult Toy Price Is Right! PLUS a review from Ginger!! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1745

Never let it be said that we aren't givers! Sure, we gave you rubber dicks and vaginas on Monday...but we felt you needed more TODAY!! And not only did we give the gift of hump toys...Dare gave out marriage advice!! Well...more like "don't get married" advice, truth be told. AND we got a sex toy review from our gal Ginger!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 Serial Killers, Sociopaths and 'Shrooms: Timesuck's Dan Cummins returns to KC in October!! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2329

Any time comedian and host of the popular podcast "Timesuck" comes on the the show, there is one thing that is guaranteed...and that's the fact that shit is gonna get real weird, real fast. And today was no different! From his successful podcasts to his twisted brand of stand up comedy, Dan is oneof the hardest working people in the industry....and he's comin' back to town October 22-24 at the Improv!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 Hip Hop Legends RUN-DMC return to the KC area for the first time since '87!! We talk to Darryl "DMC" McDaniels all about it!! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1023

The last time hip hop pioneers Run-DMC played in the KC area was at Kemper Arena with The Beastie Boys in 1987!!!  But now, Rev. Run and DMC are reuniting to perform at the 37th annual Late Night in the Phog basketball celebration at Allen Fieldhouse on Oct. 1!!! We talked to longtime friend of the show, Darryl "DMC" McDaniels all about this epic event!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 Dead Hookers, Balls, Uninterrupted Eye Contact from Nycki and T's Sexual Decline: It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1632

Shit got straight up weird on the ol' Adult Toy Price Is Right today! Dead hookers? We talked about that. Nycki making up feel somewhat uncomfortable? Oh, that happened. One listener going on about how ugly her man's ball were? Yup. And all of that culminated in examining the slow, steady decline of T's days as a swinger...which, truthfully, is not going to end well. IT'S THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!! Brought to you, as always, by our friends at Moonlight Adult Boutique!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 When you absolutely, positively need to burn the mother f'er down...We're giving you A VULCAN FLAMETHROWER!! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1269

It's a simple question, really....who DOESN'T want a flamethrower? Because, frankly, having your own flamethrower would be f*cking awesome, right? And if you know someone who DOESN'T want one...they're likely not the type of person you would want to hang out with, right? So today, we talked to our buddy Carl with Vulcan Flamethrowers right here in KC, and he has graciously decided to give us a Vulcan V9-E to give away to one lucky listener!!!! It's SHOOTS FLAMES OVER 25 FT, PEOPLE!!!! Listen all this week to get registered for THE GIFT OF FIRE!!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 If loving him is Wong, we don't wanna be right! We talk to "Awkwafina is Nora From Queens" star BD Wong!! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 542

BD Wong is and award winning stage actor who also made a name for himself in the "Jurassic Park"  and "Jurassic World" movies, as the voice of Shang in "Mulan", and on such series as "Oz" and "Law & Order SVU"...but these days he's showing off his comedic chops on the Comedy Central series, "Awkwafina is Nora From Queens" We had the chance to meet BD for the first time today...covering everything from his days performing at own Starlight Theater to today...and it was fantastic conversation! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 The Holiday Tradition Returns!! Trans Siberian Orchestra comes back to KC Dec. 29th!! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 887

After having to cancel their 2020 tour because of Covid restrictions, the holidays seemed even more odd because the traditional Trans Siberian Orchestra show at T-Mobile Center didn't happen. But this year? THEY'RE BACK!!! On Dec 29th, TSO returns to the T-Mobile Center for two shows (3pm & 8pm) and we had the chance to talk to co-founder and longtime Friend of the Show, Al Pitrelli about the tour and more!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 "We'll never run out of material thanks to the fire fighters!" Kevin Heffernan & Steve Lemme are back with "Tacoma FD"!! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 568

Those who know, know...but if you don't know, the TruTV sitcom, "Tacoma FD" is one of the funniest shows on TV...thanks to Kevin Heffernan and Steve Lemme. who you all know and love from Super Troopers, Beerfest and more! And now that they're comin' back for season 3, we figure it was time to catch up with our friends!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 Cancel Culture. BBQ and Dwarf Poop...This is the World of Comedian Brian Williams! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1326

Let's just get this out of the way...comedian Brad Williams is a dwarf. A dwarf who some poor millenial got upset with...for using the word midget. This is what we've become, people. But that ain't stoppin' our boy Brad from getting out on tour and bring his fun-sized brand of comedy to the Improv this weekend! Bring him BBQ!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 He's a real life X MAN! Jamie Keeton is CAN HEAD!! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1596

Hailing from Illinois, Jamie Keeton (aka Can Head) was born with a rare blood type that makes his pores act as suction cups, enabling him to stick cans, bottles, cellphones and much more to his body! It's an amazing phenomenon that has made him a viral star, appearing on Kimmel, Ellen, The Go Big Show, CNN and more...as well as landing him in the Guinness Book or World Records! Jamie was in town toe a Dream Factory gold tourney and stopped by the studio to catch up!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 "We're having so much fun right now!" Michael Starr and an Lexxi-less Steel Panther are returning to KC!! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1599

After almost 2 damn years of no shows around here...we are MORE than ready to FEEL THE STEEL....and on October 15th, we're finally going to get our wishes granted as Steel Panther returns to KC to play at The Truman!! We got frontman Michael Starr on the phone to find out whats up with the band, how the search to replace departed bassist Lexxi Foxx is going and more!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 Wanna live in a war-proof bunker and have $1.1 million to burn? Our new friend Brendan has a deal for you! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1292

Some days you just wanna get away from it all...and that place could very well be located 40 ft underground in Polo MO! Built in the 1960s as a nuclear war-proof communications center, this six bedroom, three bath home is a move-in ready, two-story living space including a huge kitchen, a new electric fireplace, a gym (with equipment), a recording studio, a recreation area and multiple bedrooms. The property has 10,700 square feet of floor space and includes rare features like floors and walls that are made of two-foot thick concrete, copper shielding to protect against electromagnetic pulses, air vents with filtration, a 10,000 gallon underground stainless steel water storage tank, a water filtration system, an escape hatch emergency exit, a 177-foot tower that can be used for Ham radio and 10.5 acres of land. If you’re looking to stock up and hide out from the world, this is the place for you...for only $1.1 million!! We talked to the owner, Brendan...and quickly found out he ain't wheelin' and dealin' on this thing.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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