Star Trek Wars: Reviewing Picard, Discovery, Lower Decks, The Original Series, Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, & Enterprise every Podcast

Season 5 Episode 25. Star Trek Wars, you bet your flutie patootie. This week we review the penultimate episodes of season 5… The Next Generation- “The Inner Light” Deep Space Nine- “In the Cards” With your help, we rank them from worst to first Fun Facts and Audio clips for each episode Plus Pros & Khans, Connor’s updated Rogue Gallery, and best listener comments for each episode! We rate all 5 on a scale from 1-10, and rank them from worst to first at the end of the Cast. Send us your feedback! Talk to us using Speakpipe! Please leave a 5 Star Review on iTunes to have your review read on air, plus a chance to win sweet STW swag! Talk to us on Twitter @TheStarTrekWars Join us at our Facebook Group Page to rate the episodes and be part of the cast at https://www.facebook.com/groups/startrekwars/ Visit our website at www.gonenerdin.com Email us at Startrekwarspod@gmail.com Buy sweet Star Trek Wars Merchandise! Support Star Trek Wars! Humans may not need money in the future, but we’re not quite there yet! Become a Star Trek Wars Patron on Patreon and help us keep the episodes coming weekly. This is a multi year experiment and every cent counts. Check us out at Patreon for fun videos and content exclusive to the site. https://www.patreon.com/startrekwars

Season 5 Episode 24. Star Trek Wars, don’t phase us bro! This week we review… The Next Generation- “The Next Phase” Deep Space Nine- “Empok Nor” Voyager- “Warhead” With your help, we rank them from worst to first Fun Facts and Audio clips for each episode Plus Pros & Khans, Connor’s updated Rogue Gallery, and best listener comments for each episode! We rate all 5 on a scale from 1-10, and rank them from worst to first at the end of the Cast. Send us your feedback! Talk to us using Speakpipe! Please leave a 5 Star Review on iTunes to have your review read on air, plus a chance to win sweet STW swag! Talk to us on Twitter @TheStarTrekWars Join us at our Facebook Group Page to rate the episodes and be part of the cast at https://www.facebook.com/groups/startrekwars/ Visit our website at www.gonenerdin.com Email us at Startrekwarspod@gmail.com Buy sweet Star Trek Wars Merchandise! Support Star Trek Wars! Humans may not need money in the future, but we’re not quite there yet! Become a Star Trek Wars Patron on Patreon and help us keep the episodes coming weekly. This is a multi year experiment and every cent counts. Check us out at Patreon for fun videos and content exclusive to the site. https://www.patreon.com/startrekwars

Season 5 Episode 23. Star Trek Wars, celebrating Collective weaners. This week we review… The Next Generation- “I, Borg” Deep Space Nine- “Blaze of Glory” Voyager- “Relativity” With your help, we rank them from worst to first Fun Facts and Audio clips for each episode Plus Pros & Khans, the Taken out of context clip of the week, and best listener comments for each episode! We rate all 5 on a scale from 1-10, and rank them from worst to first at the end of the Cast. Send us your feedback! Talk to us using Speakpipe! Please leave a 5 Star Review on iTunes to have your review read on air, plus a chance to win sweet STW swag! Talk to us on Twitter @TheStarTrekWars Join us at our Facebook Group Page to rate the episodes and be part of the cast at https://www.facebook.com/groups/startrekwars/ Visit our website at www.gonenerdin.com Email us at Startrekwarspod@gmail.com Buy sweet Star Trek Wars Merchandise! Support Star Trek Wars! Humans may not need money in the future, but we’re not quite there yet! Become a Star Trek Wars Patron on Patreon and help us keep the episodes coming weekly. This is a multi year experiment and every cent counts. Check us out at Patreon for fun videos and content exclusive to the site. https://www.patreon.com/startrekwars

Season 5 Episode 22. Star Trek Wars, traveling the blandscape for dumpster spawn! This week the hosts discuss imaginary friends, ancestors, & purple omelette eyes. Oh yeah, and also review… The Next Generation- “Imaginary Friend” Deep Space Nine- “Children of Time” Voyager- “11:59” With your help, we rank them from worst to first Fun Facts and Audio clips for each episode Plus Pros & Khans, the Taken out of context clip of the week, and best listener comments for each episode! We rate all 5 on a scale from 1-10, and rank them from worst to first at the end of the Cast. Send us your feedback! Talk to us using Speakpipe! Please leave a 5 Star Review on iTunes to have your review read on air, plus a chance to win sweet STW swag! Talk to us on Twitter @TheStarTrekWars Join us at our Facebook Group Page to rate the episodes and be part of the cast at https://www.facebook.com/groups/startrekwars/ Visit our website at www.gonenerdin.com Email us at Startrekwarspod@gmail.com Buy sweet Star Trek Wars Merchandise! Support Star Trek Wars! Humans may not need money in the future, but we’re not quite there yet! Become a Star Trek Wars Patron on Patreon and help us keep the episodes coming weekly. This is a multi year experiment and every cent counts. Check us out at Patreon for fun videos and content exclusive to the site. https://www.patreon.com/startrekwars

Season 5 Episode 21. Star Trek Wars, long may the Ginger King reign! This week we review… The Next Generation- “The Perfect Mate” Deep Space Nine- “Soldiers of the Empire” Voyager- “Someone To Watch Over Me” With your help, we rank them from worst to first Fun Facts and Audio clips for each episode Plus Pros & Khans, the Taken out of context clip of the week, and best listener comments for each episode! We rate all 5 on a scale from 1-10, and rank them from worst to first at the end of the Cast. Send us your feedback! Talk to us using Speakpipe! Please leave a 5 Star Review on iTunes to have your review read on air, plus a chance to win sweet STW swag! Talk to us on Twitter @TheStarTrekWars Join us at our Facebook Group Page to rate the episodes and be part of the cast at https://www.facebook.com/groups/startrekwars/ Visit our website at www.gonenerdin.com Email us at Startrekwarspod@gmail.com Buy sweet Star Trek Wars Merchandise! Support Star Trek Wars! Humans may not need money in the future, but we’re not quite there yet! Become a Star Trek Wars Patron on Patreon and help us keep the episodes coming weekly. This is a multi year experiment and every cent counts. Check us out at Patreon for fun videos and content exclusive to the site. https://www.patreon.com/startrekwars

Season 5 Episode 20. Star Trek Wars, the podcast that did it all for the Moogie. This week we review… The Next Generation- “Cost of Living” Deep Space Nine- “Ferengi Love Songs” Voyager- “Juggernaut” With your help, we rank them from worst to first Fun Facts and Audio clips for each episode Plus Pros & Khans, the Taken out of context clip of the week, and best listener comments for each episode! We rate all 5 on a scale from 1-10, and rank them from worst to first at the end of the Cast. Send us your feedback! Please leave a 5 Star Review on iTunes to have your review read on air, plus a chance to win sweet STW swag! Talk to us on Twitter @TheStarTrekWars Join us at our Facebook Group Page to rate the episodes and be part of the cast at https://www.facebook.com/groups/startrekwars/ Visit our website at www.gonenerdin.com Email us at Startrekwarspod@gmail.com Buy sweet Star Trek Wars Merchandise! Support Star Trek Wars! Humans may not need money in the future, but we’re not quite there yet! Become a Star Trek Wars Patron on Patreon and help us keep the episodes coming weekly. This is a multi year experiment and every cent counts. Check us out at Patreon for fun videos and content exclusive to the site. https://www.patreon.com/startrekwars

Season 5 Episode 19. Star Trek Wars, a podcast sweeter than a sarsaparilla starburst! This week we review… The Next Generation- “The First Duty” Deep Space Nine- “Ties of Blood & Water” Voyager- “Think Tank” If you thought we were done talking about “The Fight” and Chakotay, you were wrong! Join us as we sing the new “hit” single, “The Eye of Chakotay”. Face tattoo, lookin so sweet Did his time, trained with Boothby Now That’s a gardener, says to plant all his feet Then Take the hit and get beaten alive So many times, in the Badlands You lose your passion for Starfleet But Don’t lose your heart you’re getting hit pretty hard Try’s to kill, has no skill, won’t survive It’s the eye of Chakotay, theres no thrill in “The Fight” Showing off all his tattoos that are Tribal As the last Maquis commander wants to sleep through the night But he’s watchin’ us all with the eye of Chakotay. Face to face, he’s tidy and neat He’s crashed more shuttles then parties, we’ve seen his past at least we don’t see his feet just a will to go and kill some Cardies It’s the eye of the Chakotay, it’s surrounded by Ink that he got to pay homage to his father when it comes to building he’s quite good at bathtubs And he’s watchin’ us all with the eye of the Chakotay Risin’ up, straight to the top seska’s havin his baby but then she died and he fell for Kellin an unforgettable lady It’s the eye of the chakotay, it’s those dreams in “the fight” neelix rubs his body on a table As the last Maquis commander wants to sleep through the night But he’s watchin’ us all with the eye of Chakotay. the eye of the Chakotay the eye of the Chakotay the eye of the Chakotay the eye of the Chakotay With your help, we rank them from worst to first Fun Facts and Audio clips for each episode Plus Pros & Khans, the Taken out of context clip of the week, and best listener comments for each episode! We rate all 5 on a scale from 1-10, and rank them from worst to first at the end of the Cast. Send us your feedback! Please leave a 5 Star Review on iTunes to have your review read on air, plus a chance to win sweet STW swag! Talk to us on Twitter @TheStarTrekWars Join us at our Facebook Group Page to rate the episodes and be part of the cast at https://www.facebook.com/groups/startrekwars/ Visit our website at www.gonenerdin.com Email us at Startrekwarspod@gmail.com Buy sweet Star Trek Wars Merchandise! Support Star Trek Wars! Humans may not need money in the future, but we’re not quite there yet! Become a Star Trek Wars Patron on Patreon and help us keep the episodes coming weekly. This is a multi year experiment and every cent counts. Check us out at Patreon for fun videos and content exclusive to the site. https://www.patreon.com/startrekwars

Season 5 Episode 18. Star Trek Wars, searching Avocado Space for moral fiber. This week we review… The Next Generation- “Cause & Effect” Deep Space Nine- “Business as Usual” Voyager- “The Fight” With your help, we rank them from worst to first Fun Facts and Audio clips for each episode Plus Pros & Khans, the Taken out of context clip of the week, and best listener comments for each episode! We rate all 5 on a scale from 1-10, and rank them from worst to first at the end of the Cast. Send us your feedback! Please leave a 5 Star Review on iTunes to have your review read on air, plus a chance to win sweet STW swag! Talk to us on Twitter @TheStarTrekWars Join us at our Facebook Group Page to rate the episodes and be part of the cast at https://www.facebook.com/groups/startrekwars/ Visit our website at www.gonenerdin.com Email us at Startrekwarspod@gmail.com Buy sweet Star Trek Wars Merchandise! Support Star Trek Wars! Humans may not need money in the future, but we’re not quite there yet! Become a Star Trek Wars Patron on Patreon and help us keep the episodes coming weekly. This is a multi year experiment and every cent counts. Check us out at Patreon for fun videos and content exclusive to the site. https://www.patreon.com/startrekwars

Season 5 Episode 17. Star Trek Wars, home of the Green MILF. This week we review… The Next Generation- “The Outcast” Deep Space Nine- “A Simple Investigation” Voyager- “Course: Oblivion” With your help, we rank them from worst to first Fun Facts and Audio clips for each episode Plus Pros & Khans, the Taken out of context clip of the week, and best listener comments for each episode! We rate all 5 on a scale from 1-10, and rank them from worst to first at the end of the Cast. Send us your feedback! Please leave a 5 Star Review on iTunes to have your review read on air, plus a chance to win sweet STW swag! Talk to us on Twitter @TheStarTrekWars Join us at our Facebook Group Page to rate the episodes and be part of the cast at https://www.facebook.com/groups/startrekwars/ Visit our website at www.gonenerdin.com Email us at Startrekwarspod@gmail.com Buy sweet Star Trek Wars Merchandise! Support Star Trek Wars! Humans may not need money in the future, but we’re not quite there yet! Become a Star Trek Wars Patron on Patreon and help us keep the episodes coming weekly. This is a multi year experiment and every cent counts. Check us out at Patreon for fun videos and content exclusive to the site. https://www.patreon.com/startrekwars

Season 5 Episode 16. Star Trek Wars, break out the canvelopes and jalopy joes, its dinner time! This week we break out a record amount of audio clips, including a brand new cringeworthy Ferengi rap as we review… The Next Generation- “Ethics” Deep Space Nine- “Dr. Bashir, I Presume?” Voyager- “The Disease” watch our 2018 Denver Comic Con Experience here! With your help, we rank them from worst to first Fun Facts and Audio clips for each episode Plus Pros & Khans, the Taken out of context clip of the week, and best listener comments for each episode! We rate all 5 on a scale from 1-10, and rank them from worst to first at the end of the Cast. Send us your feedback! Please leave a 5 Star Review on iTunes to have your review read on air, plus a chance to win sweet STW swag! Talk to us on Twitter @TheStarTrekWars Join us at our Facebook Group Page to rate the episodes and be part of the cast at https://www.facebook.com/groups/startrekwars/ Visit our website at www.gonenerdin.com Email us at Startrekwarspod@gmail.com Buy sweet Star Trek Wars Merchandise! Support Star Trek Wars! Humans may not need money in the future, but we’re not quite there yet! Become a Star Trek Wars Patron on Patreon and help us keep the episodes coming weekly. This is a multi year experiment and every cent counts. Check us out at Patreon for fun videos and content exclusive to the site. https://www.patreon.com/startrekwars

Season 5 Episode 15. Star Trek Wars, home of Dumple Slickskin… The Next Generation- “Power Play” Deep Space Nine- “By Inferno’s Light” Voyager- “Dark Frontier” With your help, we rank them from worst to first Fun Facts and Audio clips for each episode Plus Pros & Khans, the Taken out of context clip of the week, and best listener comments for each episode! We rate all 5 on a scale from 1-10, and rank them from worst to first at the end of the Cast. Send us your feedback! Please leave a 5 Star Review on iTunes to have your review read on air, plus a chance to win sweet STW swag! Talk to us on Twitter @TheStarTrekWars Join us at our Facebook Group Page to rate the episodes and be part of the cast at https://www.facebook.com/groups/startrekwars/ Visit our website at www.gonenerdin.com Email us at Startrekwarspod@gmail.com Buy sweet Star Trek Wars Merchandise! Support Star Trek Wars! Humans may not need money in the future, but we’re not quite there yet! Become a Star Trek Wars Patron on Patreon and help us keep the episodes coming weekly. This is a multi year experiment and every cent counts. Check us out at Patreon for fun videos and content exclusive to the site. https://www.patreon.com/startrekwars

Season 5 Episode 14. Star Trek Wars, the podcast that…we can’t remember… The Next Generation- “Conundrum” Deep Space Nine- “In Purgatory’s Shadow” Voyager- “Bliss” With your help, we rank them from worst to first Fun Facts and Audio clips for each episode Plus Pros & Khans, the Taken out of context clip of the week, and best listener comments for each episode! We rate all 5 on a scale from 1-10, and rank them from worst to first at the end of the Cast. Send us your feedback! Please leave a 5 Star Review on iTunes to have your review read on air, plus a chance to win sweet STW swag! Talk to us on Twitter @TheStarTrekWars Join us at our Facebook Group Page to rate the episodes and be part of the cast at https://www.facebook.com/groups/startrekwars/ Visit our website at www.gonenerdin.com Email us at Startrekwarspod@gmail.com Buy sweet Star Trek Wars Merchandise! Support Star Trek Wars! Humans may not need money in the future, but we’re not quite there yet! Become a Star Trek Wars Patron on Patreon and help us keep the episodes coming weekly. This is a multi year experiment and every cent counts. Check us out at Patreon for fun videos and content exclusive to the site. https://www.patreon.com/startrekwars

Season 5 Episode 13. Star Trek Wars, the podcast Noss-talgic for NuVok. This week we review: The Next Generation- “The Masterpiece Society” Deep Space Nine- “For The Uniform” Voyager- “Gravity” With your help, we rank them from worst to first Fun Facts and Audio clips for each episode Plus Pros & Khans, the Taken out of context clip of the week, and best listener comments for each episode! We rate all 5 on a scale from 1-10, and rank them from worst to first at the end of the Cast. Send us your feedback! Please leave a 5 Star Review on iTunes to have your review read on air, plus a chance to win sweet STW swag! Talk to us on Twitter @TheStarTrekWars Join us at our Facebook Group Page to rate the episodes and be part of the cast at https://www.facebook.com/groups/startrekwars/ Visit our website at www.gonenerdin.com Email us at Startrekwarspod@gmail.com Buy sweet Star Trek Wars Merchandise! Support Star Trek Wars! Humans may not need money in the future, but we’re not quite there yet! Become a Star Trek Wars Patron on Patreon and help us keep the episodes coming weekly. This is a multi year experiment and every cent counts. Check us out at Patreon for fun videos and content exclusive to the site. https://www.patreon.com/startrekwars

Season 5 Episode 12. Star Trek Wars, the podcast going through a Midwife crisis. This week we review: The Next Generation- “Violations” Deep Space Nine- “The Begotten” Voyager- “Bride of Chaotica!” With your help, we rank them from worst to first Fun Facts and Audio clips for each episode Plus Pros & Khans, the Taken out of context clip of the week, and best listener comments for each episode! We rate all 5 on a scale from 1-10, and rank them from worst to first at the end of the Cast. Send us your feedback! Please leave a 5 Star Review on iTunes to have your review read on air, plus a chance to win sweet STW swag! Talk to us on Twitter @TheStarTrekWars Join us at our Facebook Group Page to rate the episodes and be part of the cast at https://www.facebook.com/groups/startrekwars/ Visit our website at www.gonenerdin.com Email us at Startrekwarspod@gmail.com Buy sweet Star Trek Wars Merchandise! Support Star Trek Wars! Humans may not need money in the future, but we’re not quite there yet! Become a Star Trek Wars Patron on Patreon and help us keep the episodes coming weekly. This is a multi year experiment and every cent counts. Check us out at Patreon for fun videos and content exclusive to the site. https://www.patreon.com/startrekwars

Season 5 Episode 11. Star Trek Wars, home of the sad yarn. This week we review: The Next Generation- “Hero Worship” Deep Space Nine- “The Darkness & The Light” Voyager- “Latent Image” With your help, we rank them from worst to first Fun Facts and Audio clips for each episode Plus Pros & Khans, the Taken out of context clip of the week, and best listener comments for each episode! We rate all 5 on a scale from 1-10, and rank them from worst to first at the end of the Cast. Send us your feedback! Please leave a 5 Star Review on iTunes to have your review read on air, plus a chance to win sweet STW swag! Talk to us on Twitter @TheStarTrekWars Join us at our Facebook Group Page to rate the episodes and be part of the cast at https://www.facebook.com/groups/startrekwars/ Visit our website at www.gonenerdin.com Email us at Startrekwarspod@gmail.com Buy sweet Star Trek Wars Merchandise! Support Star Trek Wars! Humans may not need money in the future, but we’re not quite there yet! Become a Star Trek Wars Patron on Patreon and help us keep the episodes coming weekly. This is a multi year experiment and every cent counts. Check us out at Patreon for fun videos and content exclusive to the site. https://www.patreon.com/startrekwars