#119: The Creepy Costanza




Star Trek Wars: Reviewing Picard, Discovery, Lower Decks, The Original Series, Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, & Enterprise every Podcast show

Summary: <a href="http://gonenerdin.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/stw-119.png"></a>Season 5 Episode 19. Star Trek Wars, a podcast sweeter than a sarsaparilla starburst! This week we review…<br> The Next Generation- “The First Duty”<br> Deep Space Nine- “Ties of Blood &amp; Water”<br> Voyager- “Think Tank”<br> If you thought we were done talking about “The Fight” and Chakotay, you were wrong! Join us as we sing the new “hit” single, “The Eye of Chakotay”.<br> Face tattoo, lookin so sweet<br><br> Did his time, trained with Boothby<br><br> Now That’s a gardener, says to plant all his feet<br><br> Then Take the hit and get beaten alive<br><br> So many times, in the Badlands<br><br> You lose your passion for Starfleet<br><br> But Don’t lose your heart you’re getting hit pretty hard<br><br> Try’s to kill, has no skill, won’t survive <br> It’s the eye of Chakotay, theres no thrill in “The Fight”<br><br> Showing off all his tattoos that are Tribal<br><br> As the last Maquis commander wants to sleep through the night<br><br> But he’s watchin’ us all with the eye of Chakotay. <br> Face to face, he’s tidy and neat<br><br> He’s crashed more shuttles then parties,<br><br> we’ve seen his past at least we don’t see his feet<br><br> just a will to go and kill some Cardies<br><br> It’s the eye of the Chakotay, it’s surrounded by Ink<br><br> that he got to pay homage to his father<br><br> when it comes to building he’s quite good at bathtubs<br><br> And he’s watchin’ us all with the eye of the Chakotay<br> Risin’ up, straight to the top<br><br> seska’s havin his baby<br><br> but then she died and he fell for Kellin<br><br> an unforgettable lady<br><br> It’s the eye of the chakotay, it’s those dreams in “the fight”<br><br> neelix rubs his body on a table<br><br> As the last Maquis commander wants to sleep through the night<br><br> But he’s watchin’ us all with the eye of Chakotay. <br> the eye of the Chakotay<br><br> the eye of the Chakotay<br><br> the eye of the Chakotay<br><br> the eye of the Chakotay <br> With your help, we rank them from worst to first<br><br> Fun Facts and Audio clips for each episode Plus Pros &amp; Khans, the Taken out of context clip of the week, and best listener comments for each episode!<br><br> We rate all 5 on a scale from 1-10, and rank them from worst to first at the end of the Cast.<br> Send us your feedback!<br><br> Please leave a <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/star-trek-wars-reviewing-original/id803723490?mt=2">5 Star Review on iTunes</a> to have your review read on air, plus a chance to win sweet STW swag!<br><br> Talk to us on Twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/TheStarTrekWars">@TheStarTrekWars</a><br> Join us at our Facebook Group Page to rate the episodes and be part of the cast at <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/startrekwars/" title="Star Trek Wars Group Page">https://www.facebook.com/groups/startrekwars/</a><br> Visit our website at <a href="http://www.gonenerdin.com">www.gonenerdin.com</a><br> Email us at Startrekwarspod@gmail.com<br> Buy sweet <a href="http://www.redbubble.com/people/startrekwars">Star Trek Wars Merchandise!</a><br> Support Star Trek Wars!<br> Humans may not need money in the future, but we’re not quite there yet! Become a Star Trek Wars Patron on Patreon and help us keep the episodes coming weekly. This is a multi year experiment and every cent counts. Check us out at Patreon for fun videos and content exclusive to the site.<br><br> <a href="https://www.patreon.com/startrekwars">https://www.patreon.com/startrekwars</a><br>