Cinema PSYOPS show

Cinema PSYOPS

Summary: Cinema PSYOPS is a weekly film review podcast where we experiment on an impressionable mind to find out why physical wounds heal, but Cinematic ones don’t.

Podcasts:

 CinePsyEP019 New Years at The House On The Edge Of The Park | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:29:44

Dec 28th, 2015 Happy New Year!   May your New Year’s Eve celebrations never be like that experienced in “The House On The Edge Of The Park”. This week we find Matt deeply disturbed and very unhappy about the pain and suffering he has endured at the hands of Alex and Ricky in this house party turned horribly wrong, nasty as all hell rape revenge sleaze-fest.  The experiment was nearly proven when a film viewed by Cort at age 12 nearly shattered Matt’s sanity.  We have some great times with the PSYOP News segments this week to bring our spirits and yours back up to ring in the new year and forget the checkerboard slashing and that goddamn lullaby that ear-worms into your soul. Don’t Forget the contest guys and gals once we get 20 total honest reviews in iTunes and Stitcher, Cort will give away one brand new copy of Macabre from William Castle on DVD picked from those reviews, just email Cort your screen name or a screencap of your review and you are entered to win! Every week an obsessed film collector, Cort, will subject his unwilling test subject, Matt to films from Cort’s childhood viewing habits and personal collection.  Has a lifetime of movie watching damaged Cort’s young and impressionable mind?  Can Matt survive each week’s experiment unscathed?  Find out each week as we discover that physical wounds heal while cinematic ones don’t. Email feedback to Matt: psyopmatt@gmail.com.  Cort : cinemapsyopscort@gmail.com  Find on twitter Cort:  @Cort_PSYOP Matt: @psyopmatt Join the FaceBook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1616282625298374/ Like the main page: https://www.facebook.com/Cinema-Psyops-1490731064584920/timeline/?ref=hl

 CinePsyEp018 Christmas In The Hills (that) Have Eyes | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:38:53

Dec 18th, 2015 On the most joyous occasion of the year we decided to cover The Hills Have Eyes and discuss how families can come together in times of crisis.  Cort goes on an anti Star Wars rant and the boys start an impromptu lyric writing to the theme of Star Wars as well as Cort trying to keep the holiday cheer going in his own twisted way. Don’t Forget the contest guys and gals once we get 20 total honest reviews in iTunes and Stitcher, Cort will give away one brand new copy of Macabre from William Castle on DVD picked from those reviews, just email Cort your screen name or a screencap of your review and you are entered to win! Every week an obsessed film collector, Cort, will subject his unwilling test subject, Matt to films from Cort’s childhood viewing habits and personal collection.  Has a lifetime of movie watching damaged Cort’s young and impressionable mind?  Can Matt survive each week’s experiment unscathed?  Find out each week as we discover that physical wounds heal while cinematic ones don’t. Email feedback to Matt: psyopmatt@gmail.com.  Cort : cinemapsyopscort@gmail.com  Find on twitter Cort: @Cort_PSYOP & Matt: @psyopmatt Join the FaceBook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1616282625298374/ Like the main page: https://www.facebook.com/Cinema-Psyops-1490731064584920/timeline/?ref=hl

 CinePsyEp017 Henry Portrait of A Serial Killer | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:39:33

Dec 13th, 2015 This week we flashback to a botched surgery on the brain of our unwilling test subject Matt and then discuss Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer. Cort and Matt delve into the lowest and most ludicrous armchair psychology this week as they discuss the inner workings of the characters minds and offer over analyzed conjecture about the motivations for the choices they make in the film. Oh and that pesky free stuff offer still stands review the show to get a chance to win the free dvd! Every week an obsessed film collector, Cort, will subject his unwilling test subject, Matt to films from Cort’s childhood viewing habits and personal collection.  Has a lifetime of movie watching damaged Cort’s young and impressionable mind?  Can Matt survive each week’s experiment unscathed?  Find out each week as we discover that physical wounds heal while cinematic ones don’t. Email feedback to Matt: psyopmatt@gmail.com.  Cort : cinemapsyopscort@gmail.com  Find on twitter Cort:  @Cort_PSYOP Matt: @psyopmatt Join the FaceBook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1616282625298374/ Like the main page: https://www.facebook.com/Cinema-Psyops-1490731064584920/timeline/?ref=hl

 CinePsyEP016 Censor This! A The Video Nasties Special | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:40:11

Dec 6th, 2015 This show on the Video Nasties documentaries is trim and mean.  It is a tribute to every opposition to censorship we could muster.   We packed it with the free speech of artists, comedians, and even “offensive” views and songs from multiple sources.  This show was meant to be salacious, scandalous and everything to start a dialogue and examine the consequences to censorship beyond keeping potty mouths clean. Limiting access to information is a vile slippery slope and we wanted to celebrate the freedom of speech in as many ways as we could. Don’t Forget the contest guys and gals once we get 20 total honest reviews in iTunes and Stitcher, Cort will give away one brand new copy of Macabre from William Castle on DVD picked from those reviews, just email Cort your screen name or a screencap of your review and you are entered to win! Every week an obsessed film collector, Cort, will subject his unwilling test subject, Matt to films from Cort’s childhood viewing habits and personal collection.  Has a lifetime of movie watching damaged Cort’s young and impressionable mind?  Can Matt survive each week’s experiment unscathed?  Find out each week as we discover that physical wounds heal while cinematic ones don’t. Email feedback to Matt: psyopmatt@gmail.com.  Cort : cinemapsyopscort@gmail.com  Find on twitter Cort:  @Cort_PSYOP Matt: @psyopmatt Join the FaceBook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1616282625298374/ Like the main page: https://www.facebook.com/Cinema-Psyops-1490731064584920/timeline/?ref=hl

 CinePsyEP015 Rawhead Rex and The Loreleys Grasp | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:08:32

Nov 29th, 2015 Double beasties and a bountiful supply of beauties await Cort and Matt as they discuss the films  Rawhead Rex and The Loreley’s Grasp.   its another endurance run this week as the chaps dive into the depravity and monstrosities within both films. Don’t Forget the contest guys and gals once we get 20 total honest reviews in iTunes and Stitcher, Cort will give away one brand new copy of Macabre from William Castle on DVD picked from those reviews, just email Cort your screen name or a screen cap of your review and you are entered to win! Every week an obsessed film collector, Cort, will subject his unwilling test subject, Matt to films from Cort’s childhood viewing habits and personal collection.  Has a lifetime of movie watching damaged Cort’s young and impressionable mind?  Can Matt survive each week’s experiment unscathed?  Find out each week as we discover that physical wounds heal while cinematic ones don’t. Email feedback to Matt: psyopmatt@gmail.com.  Cort : cinemapsyopscort@gmail.com Find on twitter Cort:  @Cort_PSYOP Matt: @psyopmatt Join the FaceBook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1616282625298374/   Like the main page: https://www.facebook.com/Cinema-Psyops-1490731064584920/timeline/?ref=hl

 CinePsyEP014 Theater of Blood and Night of the Creeps | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:47:50

Nov 22nd, 2015 This week is filled with severely in depth discussions of both films to the point were we just couldn’t squeeze anything else into a single file.  We stayed on target for so much of this that nearly every small side tangent was cut! Despite these draconian cuts, we still have an episode that comes close to 3 hours.  What a couple of fawking windbags! Every week an obsessed film collector, Cort, will subject his unwilling test subject, Matt to films from Cort’s childhood viewing habits and personal collection.  Has a lifetime of movie watching damaged Cort’s young and impressionable mind?  Can Matt survive each week’s experiment unscathed?  Find out each week as we discover that physical wounds heal while cinematic ones don’t. Email feedback to Matt: psyopmatt@gmail.com.  Cort : cinemapsyopscort@gmail.com Find on twitter Cort:  @Cort_PSYOP Matt: @psyopmatt Join the FaceBook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1616282625298374/   Like the main page: https://www.facebook.com/Cinema-Psyops-1490731064584920/timeline/?ref=hl

 CinePsyEP013 Vampires Night Orgy and Dr Jekyll and The WolfMan | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:03:40

Nov 15th, 2015 We get a few other sponsors with the law firm of Bogus, Fakes and Frauds as well as the best pest control in business Exterminators Extraordinaire!  These sponsors are welcomed now that we are in a small legal dispute with Sandy Shores. Matt and Cort discuss varying burning questions about the semantics of what constitutes an orgy in terms of the numbers of participants, regardless of the participants being vampires or not. During the review of Dr Jekyll and The Wolfman, Matt says one unkind thing about Paul Naschy’s portrayal of El Hombre Lobo and Cort loses his shit in a fanboy rage that results in a near fisticuffs between the two.  The boys immature nature of pestering and attempting to goad the other to anger comes to a small head in this show that is got to be heard to be believed! Every week an obsessed film collector, Cort, will subject his unwilling test subject, Matt to films from Cort’s childhood viewing habits and personal collection.  Has a lifetime of movie watching damaged Cort’s young and impressionable mind?  Can Matt survive each week’s experiment unscathed?  Find out each week as we discover that physical wounds heal while cinematic ones don’t. Email feedback to Matt: psyopmatt@gmail.com.  Cort : cinemapsyopscort@gmail.com Find on twitter Cort:  @Cort_PSYOP Matt: @psyopmatt  Join the FaceBook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1616282625298374/ Like the main page: https://www.facebook.com/Cinema-Psyops-1490731064584920/timeline/?ref=hl

 CinePsyEP012 Subspecies 3 and Puppet Master 3 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:01:06

Nov 8th, 2015 Matt stumbles onto Eye Gore taking care of Bun-Bun and Cort reveals another hair brained scheme to Matt in the war robot room.  Cort and Matt are confronted about their potty mouths when they traumatize a listener who seeks the help of Sandy Shores to alleviate his newly developed swearing complex.  The boys soldier on through the last films in both series they are going to cover and Cort and Matt beat a severely dead horse with Radu and Mama Subspecies impressions!   Every week an obsessed film collector, Cort, will subject his unwilling test subject, Matt to films from Cort’s childhood viewing habits and personal collection.  Has a lifetime of movie watching damaged Cort’s young and impressionable mind?  Can Matt survive each week’s experiment unscathed?  Find out each week as we discover that physical wounds heal while cinematic ones don’t. 
 Email feedback to Matt: psyopmatt@gmail.com.  Cort : cinemapsyopscort@gmail.com Find on twitter Cort:  @Cort_PSYOP Matt: @psyopmatt  Join the FaceBook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1616282625298374/   Like the main page:  https://www.facebook.com/Cinema-Psyops-1490731064584920/timeline/?ref=hl

 CinePsyEP011 Subspecies 2 and Puppet Master 2 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:46:28

Oct 29th, 2015 Cort Reveals a new design of the War Robots and is severely disappointed by Bun-Bun’s Attack Rabbit status.  Cort and Matt discuss the sex ed debacle that caused an uproar and brought the wrong kind of attention to their current home city.  We move on to the Electric Boogaloo sequels of Subspecies and Puppet Master.  Did our best to get this out with plenty of time for Halloween!   Every week an obsessed film collector, Cort, will subject his unwilling test subject, Matt to films from Cort’s childhood viewing habits and personal collection.  Has a lifetime of movie watching damaged Cort’s young and impressionable mind?  Can Matt survive each week’s experiment unscathed?  Find out each week as we discover that physical wounds heal while cinematic ones don’t. 
 Email feedback to Matt: psyopmatt@gmail.com.  Cort : cinemapsyopscort@gmail.com Find on twitter Cort:  @Cort_PSYOP Matt: @psyopmatt  Join the FaceBook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1616282625298374/   Like the main page:  https://www.facebook.com/Cinema-Psyops-1490731064584920/timeline/?ref=hl

 CinePsyEP010 Subspecies and Puppet Master | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1:38:25

Oct 25th, 2015 Cort and Matt are so excited To record Episode 10 that Matt snaps at the Jar Child whom Cort has named Eye Gore after an unfortunate turn of events with an experiment. Matt gets overzealous with Bun-Bun, the new lab assistant and suffers the consequences. The PSYOPS boys thank the fans that have interacted with them on the FaceySpaces and talk about the plans for the show and world domination.  Then they talk Full Moon Movies and get insight into Matt’s childhood as he confesses some fears that Cort quickly takes notes of and devises a way to use them against him.  When the “Fucked up thing that Happened” for this show falls short, Matt sneaks in a soap box and goes on a rant that is also made note of and used in Cort’s continuing effort to torment Matt. Every week an obsessed film collector, Cort, will subject his unwilling test subject, Matt to films from Cort’s childhood viewing habits and personal collection.  Has a lifetime of movie watching damaged Cort’s young and impressionable mind?  Can Matt survive each week’s experiment unscathed?  Find out each week as we discover that physical wounds heal while cinematic ones don’t. Email feedback to Matt: psyopmatt@gmail.com.  Cort : cinemapsyopscort@gmail.com Find on twitter Cort:  @Cort_PSYOP Matt: @psyopmatt  Join the FaceBook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1616282625298374/   Like the main page:  https://www.facebook.com/Cinema-Psyops-1490731064584920/timeline/?ref=hl

 CinePsyEp009 Vice Squad And Deadbeat At Dawn | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:20:21

Oct 18th, 2015 Matt’s terrible impressions of Councilor Dan Chenille resulted in our first complaint call from our Sponsors.  We talk about the reason why the episodes were held onto for so long as this is the last episode recorded two or three weeks ago!  We play a brief message from our friends at Sandy Shores Entertainment Psychological Services and dive into the depths of Vice Squads greasy nastiness.  We have a brief upswing when talk about Deadbeat at Dawn delves into the psychology of cranked out gang members.   Every week an obsessed film collector, Cort, will subject his unwilling test subject, Matt to films from Cort’s childhood viewing habits and personal collection.  Has a lifetime of movie watching damaged Cort’s young and impressionable mind?  Can Matt survive each week’s experiment unscathed?  Find out each week as we discover that physical wounds heal while cinematic ones don’t. Email feedback to Matt: psyopmatt@gmail.com.  Cort : cinemapsyopscort@gmail.com  Find on twitter Cort:  @Cort_PSYOP Matt: @psyopmatt   Join the FaceBook group:  https://www.facebook.com/groups/1616282625298374/   Like the main page:  https://www.facebook.com/Cinema-Psyops-1490731064584920/timeline/?ref=hl

 CINEPSYEP008 The Wildlife and Summer School | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:19:36

Oct 11th, 2015 Matt is outraged by Cort cloning him, but is soon soothed by the mass amounts of robots that Cort is building to take over the world.  Cort reveals some more childhood trauma as he overly examines The Wildlife and its characters and barely contains his contempt of humanity.  Summer School becomes a crazy fanboy praise fest with some talk about where it influenced each of us!   Every week an obsessed film collector, Cort, will subject his unwilling test subject, Matt to films from Cort’s childhood viewing habits and personal collection.  Has a lifetime of movie watching damaged Cort’s young and impressionable mind?  Can Matt survive each week’s experiment unscathed?  Find out each week as we discover that physical wounds heal while cinematic ones don’t. Email feedback to Matt: psyopmatt@gmail.com.  Cort : cinemapsyopscort@gmail.com Find on twitter Cort:  @Cort_PSYOP Matt: @psyopmatt   Join the FaceBook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1616282625298374/   Like the main page:  https://www.facebook.com/Cinema-Psyops-1490731064584920/timeline/?ref=hl

 CINEPSYEP007 Every Which Way But Loose and Any Which Way You Can | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:11:49

Oct 4th, 2015 Mega Eastwood! Outrageous Orangutans! Bare Knuckle Boxing Double Feature!!!   This week we look at the greatness of Clint Eastwood and Cort reveals an unhealthy hero worship of actor William Smith the all American BadAss!  Matt and Cort antagonize each other in lieu of real diverging opinions about the films for the sake of stupid argumentative juvenile behavior.  Matt gets angry when Cort knowingly calls Clyde the orangutan a monkey and proceeds to enact petty revenge when Cort attempts to use the phrase “monkey around” or any variation of that sort to crack wise against the coolest primate in existence.   Matt and Cort both wish to succumb to the will of our ape overlords so long as they are as awesome as Clyde! Every week an obsessed film collector, Cort will subject his unwilling test subject, Matt to films from Cort’s childhood viewing habits and personal collection.  Has a lifetime of movie watching damaged Cort’s young and impressionable mind?  Can Matt survive each week’s experiment unscathed?  Find out each week as we discover that physical wounds heal while cinematic ones don’t. Email feedback to Matt: psyopmatt@gmail.com.  Email feedback to Cort : cinemapsyopscort@gmail.com Find Cort on twitter: @Cort_PSYOP  Find Matt on twitter: @psyopmatt

 CINEPSYEP006 Fletch and FletchLives | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:07:15

Sep 27th, 2015 We get a sponsor for this episode from Sandy Shores Entertainment Psychological Services, helping you deal with loving tv show and movie stars that are douchebags in real life! Chevy Chase is at his best as Fletch in both Fletch and Fletch Lives! Cort and Matt discuss their shared love of Fletch and reflect upon some deeper meanings to the plots of Fletch and Fletch Lives while debating which of the two films the other likes better and why. Every week an obsessed film collector, Cort will subject his unwilling test subject, Matt to films from Cort’s childhood viewing habits and personal collection.  Has a lifetime of movie watching damaged Cort’s young and impressionable mind?  Can Matt survive each week’s experiment unscathed?  Find out each week as we discover that physical wounds heal while cinematic ones don’t. Email feedback to Matt: psyopmatt@gmail.com.  Email feedback to Cort : cinemapsyopscort@gmail.com Find Cort on twitter: @Cort_PSYOP  Find Matt on twitter: @psyopmatt

 CINEPSYEP005 The Abominable Dr Phibes and Godzilla vs the Sea Monster | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2:07:12

Sep 20th, 2015 The finer points of mass murder and mass destruction are melded together in one episode!  Vincent Price and Godzilla reign terror on those that oppose them and Mothra is accused of being a lazy kaiju!  We go a little off the rails in this episode as the mania sets in and we produce tangents leading into a stream of consciousness where Matt confesses things he may regret letting Cort record and publish! [Insert evil maniacal laughter with bad echo effect ]  Every week an obsessed film collector, Cort will subject his unwilling test subject, Matt to films from Cort’s childhood viewing habits and personal collection.  Has a lifetime of movie watching damaged Cort’s young and impressionable mind?  Can Matt survive each week’s experiment unscathed?  Find out each week as we discover that physical wounds heal while cinematic ones don’t. Email feedback to Matt: psyopmatt@gmail.com.  Email feedback to Cort : cinemapsyopscort@gmail.com Find Cort on twitter: @Cort_PSYOP  Find Matt on twitter: @psyopmatt

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