Podcast Ain't Played Nobody

Oregon State's sudden coaching vacancy, Washington's nerdcore offense (and beef with ESPN), Georgia Tech-Miami, SDSU's manhood, the PAPN Theory for Sudden Program Decline, and a terrible Saturday night slate.

Your college football Week 6 recap and ratings update: Michigan State is good again! The Big 12 is fun as hell AND quite good! Miami's finally cleared the FSU hurdle! And good lord, has Ohio State been perfect lately.

Butch Jones is a good dude who never makes things better when he opens his mouth, Alabama was once a disorganized mess too, what might work at UTEP, PAPN undergarments, and when Illinois Football nearly disrupts date night.

A rundown of the best, and worst, teams in college football through five weeks. Oklahoma State and TCU are the same, it's okay to talk yourself into Auburn, Miami and UCF look fantastic, and Georgia Southern might be bottoming out.

What to do when Bama fans invade your town. Plus: Georgia looked awfully Bama-like last week, JIMBO TO LSU FOR REAL THIS TIME, protecting injury information with your life, and ... okay, NOW is Brent Venables going to take a head coaching job?

Washington State, UCF, and the Washington team that stunk against Rutgers have all been among college football's best teams so far in 2017. So has Alabama, but whatever.

The Anxiety Bowl, 2017 overachievers, and Jeff Brohm's sexy, sexy tactics

Looking back at Week 3 of the college football season: LSU got punched in the mouth and folded, USC is learning to grind, and BREAK UP THE WAKE FOREST DEMON DEACONS.

Week 3 of the college football season is upon us! Let's talk Clemson-Louisville, LSU-Mississippi State, Texas-USC, the real Oregon, flexbone QBs for Heisman, and the rule proposal that makes hypocrites of us all.

A review of the S&P+ top 30 after two weeks of action. Which SEC teams will likely drop out as soon as projections are phased out? Who's criminally underrated? And what are the most fun, semi-realistic CFP matchups on the table?

College football's Week 1 was fine, WatchESPN is *not* fine, and Week 2 would be a lot of fun if every interesting game weren't kicking off at the same time.

We made it, everybody. Week 1 is upon us, and it's time to talk about how Indiana will challenge Ohio State, what matchups to watch during Bama-FSU, and why you should be watching Boise State-Troy instead of Michigan-Florida.

WE HAVE REAL, HONEST-TO-GOD COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAMES TO PREVIEW. Why you should watch Colorado State-Oregon State, Stanford-Rice, JSU-Chattanooga, and everything else Week 0.5 has to offer.

What do Auburn and LSU need to play like legitimate top-five teams? What can we do to make sure Auburn-LSU is at night in Death Valley? What cord cutting option is best heading into 2017? And what are missing about this extremely normal-looking QB draft class?

Oklahoma State's lavish facilities, PAPN jinxes, adult student sections, Tennessee's dueling expectations, alums at G5s, and, of course, Newport wedding advice.