Podcast Ain't Played Nobody

Your first Sunday night, no-huddle show of the 2018 season, celebrating teams that are handling their business. Utah! Vandy! WVU! Boston College! Oklahoma State! Wisconsin! Plus: Boise State is wreaking havoc, Nick Saban can't figure out kickers, Clemson-A&M was beautifully manic, and Memphis-Navy was ... statistically unlikely.

SB Nation's Charles McDonald talks about the Falcons, the 2018 NFL season, and bridging together the worlds of college and pro football. Also: WEEK 2 PREVIEW! Mississippi State-Kansas State, Penn State-Pitt, a varied tasting menu, and a non-sarcastic appreciation for Iowa-Iowa State.

We try not to overreact to one week of games, but we have to ask ... is Penn State bad? Illinois? (Okay, yes, of course.) Michigan State? Houston? Kansas State? Arizona? Texas? Temple? Miami? Florida State? Plus: #AskPAPN questions! Chicken bets! Archie Moore references! Something for everyone!

Alex Kirshner on your best (YouTube TV) cord-cutting (YouTube TV) options at the moment (YouTube TV). Also: previewing the Week 1 schedule, crashing tailgates, regressing toward your historical mean, watching football with newborns, and finding love for a sport that clearly doesn't love you.

Quick reactions to Week 0's results: Wyoming's defense looks awfully Bohlish, and CSU's defense looks ... a lot like CSU's defense tends to. Also: Vegas baby Vegas, Crooked Letters on YouTube, and Godfrey's big, bold predictions.

Bill Connelly explores Miami and talks to The U head coach Mark Richt, assistant Mike Rumph, writer Cam Underwood, and business consultant Irela Bague to find out which team holds the city's heart and what it's like to be a sports fan in an event city.

RED ALERT. RED ALERT. IT'S WEEK ZERO. Time to go all-in on CSU-Hawaii, NMSU-Wyoming, JSU-A&T, and all the (sort of) first college football weekend has to offer. Also: SEC power rankings, panicky Florida fans, Boise State, Jeff Jagodzinski, and the next great MAC coach.

The AP's Ralph Russo joins to talk about the purpose, history, and logistics behind the AP poll, the luck involved in dynasties, and getting out of speeding tickets in Mississippi. Also: Ask PAPN! Shea Patterson vs. Brian Lewerke, and what's the worst school Nick Saban could win a national title at?

It's the PAPN Whitesnake hour! Let's talk about Florida, LSU, Auburn, existential dread, a changed Ed Orgeron, Nick Fitzgerald, grading Gus Malzahn without talking about Bama, the FSU-LSU series that is NOT A HOME-AND-DAMN-HOME, and ... stop talking, Will Muschamp.

Kevin Kelley, championship-winning coach of Arkansas' Pulaski Academy, joins PAPN to discuss the whole "never punts" thing, along with getting better without getting better, progressions vs. reads in the passing game, and why fade routes are bad. Also: MAILBAG TIME.

Muschamp wants South Carolina to evolve beyond Big, Dumb Football. Can he pull it off? Also: BIG, DUMB THINGS -- Ohio State! Baylor! UNC Jordans! Angry Bama fans! Blaming ESPN for things ESPN had nothing to do with!

Urban Meyer, Ohio State, and Lesson No. 1,402 about what happens when you support the apparatus over the individual. Also: nervous birds, wonderfully dumb bowl sponsors, ACC power rankings, WEEK ZERO PAPN BOWL, lionizing Chip Kelly, appreciating Gus Malzahn, and improving Conference USA.

“Miami-ing,” "Mark Richting," a bad Bud Foster defense, Mick Foley, Scott Frost, Matt Canada, Jim Harbaugh, Jeff Brohm, Hal Mumme, and the triple option. WHEW!

Joe Moorhead’s offense and a win-now year at Mississippi State, the ACC’s unbelievable depth (every team’s got a semi-realistic chance at a top-40 performance), UAB’s new stadium, coozies vs. huggies, and a boatload of SabanOrs.

The college football offseason has been so quiet, that we're scrounging for really dumb (okay, dumber than normal) things to argue about. Also: Finebaum and radio history, a chalky P5, arguing about Paul Johnson, NDSU to the MAC, and what Auburn's 2017 says about OOC scheduling.