Yeast Radio with Madge Weinstein

Hi. We're Susan Collins. Our nipples are hard for Mitch McConnel's gavel. show notes by Taylor Yeast Radio 1398 Nippling with the Girls Standup comedian Erma Bombeck opens the show. Debra and Cheryl arrive on the scene to help Madge with technical difficulties with yeastradio.com.  Madge initiates an interlude to punish Cheryl with “Here Come the Judge”by Pigmeat Markum in honor of Judge Jeanine Perau. Cheryl’s iron lung days and Mrs. Bailey are briefly discussed. Then Madge talks about her trip to gay pride and the Rupaul’s Drag Race Season 10 finale. Plans to do a recap show with Nate Bell next season? Cheryl does a live dooty while eating on the shitter then tries to #FakeDoots with some raisins in the toilet bowl! Susan Collins wire hangers and roleplay with Heather Feather. Debra and Toby scam the Pearl party scammers. Debra gets banned from facebook. Madge tries to profile all of the pearl party girls as Cheryl and Debra show off some of their new clips.  The girls discuss nippling, priests, and fart detectives. Then they watch live footage of ChicaPearl’s crazy religious pearl party. Stout definition by Debra.  Debra plays some old clips of Ragan and Madge from the Yeast Vault. Cruising with wheels in 2x speed. Wake up you sleepyheads! Skype technical difficulties. No Abort has no solutions. Heather Feather offers a few solutions of her own and gets hung up on. Then Debra and her sister Susan Collins call a 69er. Bye bye darling. Debra cock blocks Susan.  Susan Collins x3! Cindy the methed out pearl lady. Donations!   Youtube Links: • Channel: Cruising with Wheels. Live: Our Impression of the NCL Bliss (Replay) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r9kdlZXMMU&t=2271s  

ALL GIRLS are together for this nice episode. Show notes, anyone? Email to bloatedlesbian@gmail.com Thanks! Show notes by JOhn W. 0:00 Trance opening with heavy dooty squirts and some cycling 6:06 Madge and Debra say hello, dooty cycle continues. Madge looks like Dr. Strange. Who is that? 6:38 Cheryl arrives, five of Cheryl’s dooties at once are playing to greet whore. She affirms it. 7:32 dooty cycle stops. Small talk ensues and technyuckle difficultaids. Debra comes back, Cheryl ain’t updated Skoype. Madge just updated at teh beige 9:36 depressing and horrible: our beautiful friend Heather has died. Bad vibes 2 Target (shitty health plan) and Shitty Hubby. Let’s help her kids if you can! 13:20 Cheryl changes the subject, Madge got her oxygern finally but health care still blows 15:20 It was always supposed terd be “Inner Circle”, “Golden Circle” was a goof… Yeast Radio INNER Circle can be yours to join! (probably!) (DONATE) 16:08 See Book Club! You’ll Love It! Diane Keaton w/ a neck scarf. Candace Bergen not Martha Stewart, Gay Guy writes elder Sex & the City thing with Viagra plot 18:38 Madge is asked about her experience with drag (huh?) for a play. Some Apple talk. 24:15 Gettin real for a minute, Madge breaks character and describes “the joy of her performance” in answer to the interview questions with bathos and paradox. it is about gendered resentment (specifically over Vietnam-era draft registration) or misogyny in short. Worthy of submission to Professor Ragan Fox for his Yeast Radio Virus Studies Library! or his new book (only $75 on iBooks! get it NOW!) 34:30 some yoga guy starts making Kathy-like demands on our body parts “Right shoulder blade! Left shoulder blade! Forehead! Right Inner Ear! Left Inner Ear!” 36:53 Edith says, “Just think can you imagine phone sex between Susan Collins and Robert Kennedy Jr.?” 37:40 Simply Sarah has lost some of the weight! Lesbian methmouth pearl shucker gets down turd Melanie’s “Brand New Key” 40:20 Cruising With Wheels: Madge is a fan! “Thanks” Debra needs to step up on her cruise. And WHAT is the DEAL with indoor cruises??!? NCL Bliss? Indoor Cruise? NO THANKS! Madge likes her fun OUTSIDE! see this grum’s album art for Madge’s idea of a good vacation! Watch out for those teeth, Ragan! Wait is that really Ragan? Debra gets confused. Dark Side =/= Stairway. Also is that really Ragan? YouTube gets aggressively boring. Cheryl tries out a nasal affect. 56:48 Inspirational words for Madge from Noah & Debra. Madge remains uninspired, would feel better if Heather was still alive, as would we all 57:40 Vera Speaks no more, Auntie Vera Charles has quit podcasting. She has nothing more to say. 58:55 Madge suggests a Susan Collins phone call. Now? Phone calls are attempted. Also to the Bitcoin Billionaires out there… $2,000,000.00 PLEASE? clip wars vs hold music driving Madge insane 1:13:20 Three Susan Collins calls fail again. It doesn’t work when there’s no one one the other end! no wonder Anti-Vera quit! Madge liked that show. Cheryl HATED IT! Madge needs to Susan Collins NOW!!!!! Debra! You stink! Cheryl’s blayuque said “WHAT” just loike Phil, made her click get hordt 1:18:25 Big Phil Megamix with pause for Madge’s Kettle Corn recipe. Phil’s big bulge is Madge’s favorite clip. 1:20:36 Cheryl conveys request for Susan Collins phone calls to the 700 Club. Wait, is Sharon Gless dead? who cares? she never did a Flat Madge! Cheryl’s What I Did for My 25th Birthdee (not for kids!) Is Cheryl Praying or Preying? (#Pizzagate @ D.I.C.K.?) Brian Kenney is not dead, he’s fictional but not dead 1:27:45 the Susan Collins calls start!!!! Finally !!! All three Senators from Maine! Talking dirty, Confessional and Congressional. 1:31:05 “Hey FUCK YOU” guy gets cussed out by all three Senators then called...

Thank God the DRONES  are free! Madge takes Trotsky for a walk and complains about Healthcare, Susan Bee Anthony, Roseanne, etc.  

Debra and Madge get together to go over some things and then we have dueling Susans' Collins sex calls again. Show Notes by Ashley Madge isn’t finding a musical groove and is not in a good mood. Apparently she doesn’t like Sugarland. Memorial Day signifigance is discussed, and how pointless modern day war is. Debra suggests to Madge they do the Harlem Hopscotch with Maya Angelou. Then, they have some girl talk: gay harnesses, cruise videos focusing on packing efficiently, which make Madge feel mentally ill for having watched. (editors note: the lack of technical difficulties in this episode is… jarring) The girls then move onto pearl parties. Debra has a surprise for Madge via Edith. Then, they take a culinary “cruise” through the world of haggis preparation, then the trip takes a sharp turn into retro commercials. Madge is reaqquainted with a submarine she mitricated upon as a child. “Yeah, she remembers that her mother’s iron used to stick.” “Man, this a great show. Donations, please.” More retro commercials. ‘Who did you wanna fuck on Gilligans Island, Debra?” “Clorox 2 is amazing, I love bleach sequels.” The girls then team up for Susan Collins calls. “This is Susan Collins. Im so wet….. SCREW YOU.” “Unless its pussy, I don’t really care what he had to eat.” The Susan Collinses sing a birthday duet to a horny redneck gentleman who finally gets them off by saying their full name. MULTIPLE TIMES. He likes to lick all of the stinky places! Susan Collins also explains her pussy pearl shucking side business when she isn’t busy with Mitch McConnell. Who has NINER, by the way. Unsure if he can MAGA again, but our redneck mayun is certainly very READY FOR SUSAN COLLINS. Then, Debra and Madge listen to cast confessions from The Facts of Life. Briefly, because, well, it sucks. Cheryl texts last minute and asks if they are still grumming. RUDE! The girls decide to retire and decide to wait for her anyway to do the money. SUSAN COLLINS. The End. SUSAN COLLINS. Show notes by Taylor: Yeast Radio 1395 Susan Collins is all over Mitch McConnell’s Niner Madge can’t get her groove on! Luckily Debra and Maya Angelou are here to help with Harlem Hopscotch (Club Mixxx). Madge pushes Rupaul’s Drag Race again but won’t get a good discussion until later. Meanwhile Madge and Debra discuss: * Back to work anxiety * Instawhores * Leather gear for dogs? * Lady Bunny; Drag Queen of Democracy Debbie and Madge watch some videos by a new cruise couple; La Lido Loca. First the cruisers gamble their money away on a coin pusher machine, and then discuss fat people problems. Then Cruising With Wheels entertains the girls for far too long with an extensive bag packing video. Madge finally gets to interject a brief discussion about Rupaul’s Drag Race while Debra is distracted by 2x speed homosexual boat trolls. Then they watch another Pearl Party video from “The Exes;” The Shucking Boss and Baby Mama. The national dish of Scotland gets a trivia shout out in the pearl video. The mention of haggis leads the two ladies into learning the intimacies of the foreign delicacy. Debra takes Madge down memory lane with a series of promotional interludes. Madge takes a second to promote douchebagsofgrindr and directs listeners to email their submissions to airportebony@gmail.com. The two domestic goddesses finish up the show with some Susan Collins (x2) phone calls with varying degrees of success. The girls do a bang up job seducing an Arkansas Redneck who bears a striking aural resemblance to Eure...

Another solo grum along the river. Madge complains about Patreon, Healthcare, the Media, and the world.

Lots of fun times with the GIRLZ as we visit Cruising with Wheels and Bread Pudding. Does anyone want to do show notes? Please email them to bloatedlesbian@gmail.com. Show Notes by Brendan T: 00:00 - Clip cycling and music 00:21 - Debra joins 00:26 - Debra’s cruises, Golden Circle 00:28 - Drag Race 00:31 - YR chat rooms are hateful 00:35 - Ragan’s videos, VPN talk 00:36 - Cheryl joinsh 00:43 - Bread puddingio, more cruising 00:48 - Madge’s health 00:54 - Work, GLOW, pinky rings 00:58 - Stand-up comedy video 01:00 - More GLOW, girdle commercial 01:03 - Cruising with Wheels 01:13 - Madge doesn’t give a shit, Cheryl loves Dan Bell, solo grums, Madge IS NOT a cockroach 01:25 - Pearl Party Patreon 01:49 - Text to speech pearl parties 01:53 - Seafood buffet video 01:59 - ASMR video 02:03 - Donations 02:09 - Debra’s chat line calls and song Show Notes by Taylor: yeaYeast Radio 1393  Señor Universe The show begins with a musical interlude featuring Kathy, Phil, and Ingrid Bergman reading The Human Voice. In the first part of the grum Madge performs sound check. Then Debra joins to discuss many topics including: * Debra’s cruise * Facebook waffle stomping * Rupaul’s Drag Race and Breast World. Prolapsed clitoris?! * Negative chat room * Ragan Fox’s pinky ring and web show on World of Wonder? Then Cheryl joins to help with VPN technical difficulties. All three girls discuss their two new obsessions; pearl parties and Cruising with Wheels. Madge talks about Apria oxygen and cluster headache nightmare. She wants feedback on Yeast Radio website about her solo episodes. Plug: This is Dan Bell. Next the girls watch several videos including; a Cruising with Wheels video, a bread pudding lady and toothless lesbian pearl party videos, and a Facebook Live video of Island Pearls Live archived on youtube. Cheryl and Debra attempt to explain the intricacies of pearl parties to Madge and  “Microsoft Veema” is employed to read an article to explain and Lynn Ferno does her best to clarify. Next, more videos, this time featuring a bigger girl doing a mukbang at a buffet and an ASMR queen smacking her lyups. Donations and notes are read. Debra premiers a new clip of her Britney Spears parody. List of Video Links: * Cruising with Wheels: 3-1-1 Bag Things To Know (https://youtu.be/iBapDqRYTrE) * Bread Pudding is Shucks Of Fun With Ohana Pearls and Pendants on Facebook * Island Pearls Live: Duck Hunt, Big Mommas, Akoya Pearl Party 10/29 (https://youtu.be/burTG88HTMM) * Hungry FatChick: Seafood Buffett Crab Legs and Shrimp Mukbang (Eat With Me) (https://youtu.be/FDZyJhzA7Bk) * ASMRTheChew: Soft Chit Chat ASMR (Chewing Sounds) Trying Yogurt Treats (https://youtu.be/-tLa9wM4c2c)

Madge does a solo from home then the river, complaining and streaming as per usual. Show Notes: Cruising upgrades before and after WHEELS! Farting in bed with pain. Wafting. Urination Cruising grum. Exhibitionist yogis on Instagram. Madge's skenes gland. Hurticus Stench. RuPaul's Dragcon annoyances. Other routes to drag celebretard: Dragula? Israel killing protestors. Lesbian with sunglasses BBQ meme. Zeitgeist annoyances. Racism as kitsch. Make racism cute again. Fame. lesbian.fish Voting against torture. No choice for pacifists.  

On this lovely day, Madge Weinstein takes to the Chicago River and ponders the issues of the day. She's a lesbian. Show Notes: Medieval peasants got more vacation days than Americans. Fingering self. Vaginal indecent exposure. Rectal fart misdirection. Snowflake comedy classes. reach me: email bloatedlesbian@gmail.com,  call FIRM UTERUS on the phone instagram bloatedlesbian facebook: yeastradiopodcast twitter bloatedlesbian secret group for people who donate http://yeastradio.com/donate My Dad Wrote a Porno is now a show that talks about how famous they are. Political correctness creates unredeemable people who switch sides. Rachel Dolezal documentary on Netflix is amazing. Fracturing of GLBTQIA and Lady Bunny on the A’s. Improv school difficulties Adjusting to the times in comedy during times of censorship. Dirty words. Free speech not freedom to not be offended. Freedom of assembly gets all messed up when it happens in digital, privately owned spaces. (via Stacy Herbert). Open sores and fisting in improv class. listening to podcasts: Ragan Fox, Why is My Bottom so Dirty Blog: Douchebags of Grindr French people love to eat wild animals.

First, the lesbian complains using her microphone whilst listenturding to some nice music. Afturdward, she reads you some sensual lesbian porn.

Chicago passes Spring and goes straight to Summer as Madge takes an 80-degree walk along the river. Topics include the TV show Mom, girdles, Supreme Court fuckage, Michelle Wolff, propaganda, a life unfulfilled, SNL lobsters, Pearl Shucking uterus, and the  Old lady news grum on CBS.

ALL GIRLS have some nice GIRL talk and then make some nice calls to some high wage workers. SUSAN COLLINS! SUSAN COLLINS!

Join Madge as she takes you on a sensual journey with her Peruvian snack food.

Never a bad day to take your vagina to work! Madge takes you on a nice walk to celebrate the day.

Bitch better have my MONEY!

Is it hairy? Find out, in today's hairycast. Hairy mic, by the river.