Summary: Debra and Madge get together to go over some things and then we have dueling Susans' Collins sex calls again.<br> <br> <br> <br> Show Notes by Ashley<br> <br> <br> <br> Madge isn’t finding a musical groove and is not in a good mood. Apparently she doesn’t like Sugarland. Memorial Day signifigance is discussed, and how pointless modern day war is.<br> <br> Debra suggests to Madge they do the Harlem Hopscotch with Maya Angelou. Then, they have some girl talk: gay harnesses, cruise videos focusing on packing efficiently, which make Madge feel mentally ill for having watched. (editors note: the lack of technical difficulties in this episode is… jarring)<br> <br> The girls then move onto pearl parties. Debra has a surprise for Madge via Edith. Then, they take a culinary “cruise” through the world of haggis preparation, then the trip takes a sharp turn into retro commercials. Madge is reaqquainted with a submarine she mitricated upon as a child.<br> <br> “Yeah, she remembers that her mother’s iron used to stick.”<br> <br> “Man, this a great show. Donations, please.”<br> <br> More retro commercials.<br> <br> ‘Who did you wanna fuck on Gilligans Island, Debra?”<br> <br> “Clorox 2 is amazing, I love bleach sequels.”<br> <br> The girls then team up for Susan Collins calls.<br> <br> “This is Susan Collins. Im so wet….. SCREW YOU.”<br> <br> “Unless its pussy, I don’t really care what he had to eat.”<br> <br> The Susan Collinses sing a birthday duet to a horny redneck gentleman who finally gets them off by saying their full name. MULTIPLE TIMES. He likes to lick all of the stinky places! Susan Collins also explains her pussy pearl shucking side business when she isn’t busy with Mitch McConnell. Who has NINER, by the way. Unsure if he can MAGA again, but our redneck mayun is certainly very READY FOR SUSAN COLLINS.<br> <br> Then, Debra and Madge listen to cast confessions from The Facts of Life. Briefly, because, well, it sucks.<br> <br> Cheryl texts last minute and asks if they are still grumming. RUDE! The girls decide to retire and decide to wait for her anyway to do the money.<br> <br> SUSAN COLLINS. The End. SUSAN COLLINS.<br> <br> <br> <br> Show notes by Taylor:<br> <br> Yeast Radio 1395 Susan Collins is all over Mitch McConnell’s Niner<br> <br> Madge can’t get her groove on! Luckily Debra and Maya Angelou are here to help with Harlem Hopscotch (Club Mixxx). Madge pushes Rupaul’s Drag Race again but won’t get a good discussion until later. Meanwhile Madge and Debra discuss:<br> <br> * Back to work anxiety<br> * Instawhores<br> * Leather gear for dogs?<br> * Lady Bunny; Drag Queen of Democracy<br> <br> Debbie and Madge watch some videos by a new cruise couple; La Lido Loca. First the cruisers gamble their money away on a coin pusher machine, and then discuss fat people problems. Then Cruising With Wheels entertains the girls for far too long with an extensive bag packing video.<br> <br> Madge finally gets to interject a brief discussion about Rupaul’s Drag Race while Debra is distracted by 2x speed homosexual boat trolls. Then they watch another Pearl Party video from “The Exes;” The Shucking Boss and Baby Mama. The national dish of Scotland gets a trivia shout out in the pearl video. The mention of haggis leads the two ladies into learning the intimacies of the foreign delicacy.<br> <br> Debra takes Madge down memory lane with a series of promotional interludes. Madge takes a second to promote douchebagsofgrindr and directs listeners to email their submissions to <a href="mailto:airportebony@gmail.com">airportebony@gmail.com</a>.<br> <br> The two domestic goddesses finish up the show with some Susan Collins (x2) phone calls with varying degrees of success. The girls do a bang up job seducing an Arkansas Redneck who bears a striking aural resemblance to Eure...
