Señoras del Leño

Look, this year I just want the holidays to be amazing and beautiful. So, I respectfully ask the following ten types of extremists to take a break from it. At least until after the holidays.

I had an hour to kill, so I watched him. Why was this man moving the way he was? Something about it didn’t seem right. And I was, unfortunately, right.

My response to the woman who finds me overly vain. And also 12 fabulous jokes about me (Dan Pearce) and my apparently extremely over-bloated vanity issues.

Most people don't know, though hot people often do, that there is a serious curse that comes with being hot...

If you've ever been dating, you know that sometimes potential lovers say things that, well, let's be honest... creeps you the heck out. These are 30 of my favorite creepy date stories.

These were the three biggest mistakes I've ever made, and how those mistakes have changed pretty much everything in my life. And, I'm now realizing, not always for the best...

I had driven half an hour to meet her. I had waited half an hour to see her. And I was afraid of being killed by her in less time than it takes to disable a Match account forever.

Many of you asked why it was so hard to share what I did about my son's stepdad yesterday. Today, even if it doesn't paint me in a great light, I want to share an honest answer.

After sharing 16 ways I blew my marriage (my "don't blow it like I did" marriage advice list), I felt that half the puzzle was missing… Her role in all of it.

Today I just want to tell you a (true) short story about the day I shook things a little too hard. For no other reason than that it needs to be told and you need to be entertained.

“Thank you” said I, as I turned with with a sigh. And I strode back into the street With new shoes on my feet... Now where would those new shoes take me?

If you have kids, you know that sometimes they say things that, well, let's be honest... creeps you the heck out. These are 32 (more) of my favorite "creepy" kid stories.

Trolls and Haters. Everyone says ignore 'em. I say, don't ignore them. Write beautiful poetry for them instead because it's a LOT more fun than simply pretending they don't exist.

So much has happened since starting this blog, and somewhere along the line I became so much more cynical. Today I admit that. And I also am sharing my thoughts on how it happened, and how I'm dealing with it.

After breaking things off with my girlfriend more than a month ago, I have been asking myself what the purpose of girlfriends are. And I really believe they are meant to be dumped...