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Ask Mr. Biggs

Summary: Who is Mr. Biggs? Quite simply, Mr. Biggs is a man with a lot on his mind. An accomplished businessman, community leader, motivational speaker, mentor, bowler, and recreational chef, Mr. Biggs has experienced a lot in his 50 plus years. When he's not co-owning and managing his successful restaurant/nightclub, Whizzbang's!, he's helping a neighbor replace an aging lawnmower's spark plug, or grilling steaks at the Caribou Lodge's annual fundraiser jubilee, or figuring out how to beat his niece and nephew at miniature golf, or simply spending time at home hosing off his driveway. No, Mr. Biggs is no ordinary man. Few people know that Mr. Biggs has developed and patented the world's very first 12-piece stainless steel cutlery set that's completely portable (patent pending). Mr. Biggs has also been credited with being the first American entrepreneur to delve into and revolutionize the once-flourishing world of mail-order sandwiches. A pioneer, an uncle, a risk-taker, an individual, and, above all, a STYLISH GENTLEMAN, Mr. Biggs is a lot of things to a lot of people. And now, through the miracle of mp3 compressed audio technology, he can be all of these things to YOU with The Mr. Biggs Bartered Program! Welcome to the fantastic world of Mr. Biggs!

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Podcasts:

 Show #0005 – Mr. Biggs would like to renegotiate | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Encourages the carrying of a comb, just in case. Doesn’t care for the new jingle. Thinks the “Bring Biggs Coffee” promotion was poorly executed. Is on probation with the Liquor Board for the Build-Your-Own-Cocktail Bar. Enjoys emails…when he gets around to having them read to […]

 Show #0004 – Mr. Biggs is lousy with quarters | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Thinks Carl deserves a toaster oven. Feels stinky conduit can hurt resale values. Doesn’t use phony eggs everywhere. Would like Roger to talk like people. Uses jerky as an insulator (in a pinch.) Speaks American. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0004 HERE

 Show #0003 – Mr. Biggs never wants for bags | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Can’t find a band willing to work for tips. Thinks some people can wear sweaters . . . some shouldn’t. Distrusts the word of those guys on Internet. Can fashion a buoyancy gauge from corn syrup, an aquarium, and a Canadian nickel. Is living in […]

 Show #0002 – Mr. Biggs dislikes false mustaches | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Doesn’t wish to discuss the incident. Will take one more call. Does not condone monkeying around with your Torx wrench behind the shielding. Feels line 8 is clearly defective. Has a full day of activities planned with Angela and Cody. Thinks the listener’s pictures are […]

 Show #0001 – Mr. Biggs often has his druthers | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Enjoys Sierra Mist, just not from a can. Has a rough understanding of the Japanese art of Haiku. Doesn’t think MySpace.com is “his thing”. Feels the chassis probably isn’t grounded. Uses a self-bronzer. Can recognize his own buttocks’ heat signature. DOWNLOAD SHOW #0001 HERE

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