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Ask Mr. Biggs

Summary: Who is Mr. Biggs? Quite simply, Mr. Biggs is a man with a lot on his mind. An accomplished businessman, community leader, motivational speaker, mentor, bowler, and recreational chef, Mr. Biggs has experienced a lot in his 50 plus years. When he's not co-owning and managing his successful restaurant/nightclub, Whizzbang's!, he's helping a neighbor replace an aging lawnmower's spark plug, or grilling steaks at the Caribou Lodge's annual fundraiser jubilee, or figuring out how to beat his niece and nephew at miniature golf, or simply spending time at home hosing off his driveway. No, Mr. Biggs is no ordinary man. Few people know that Mr. Biggs has developed and patented the world's very first 12-piece stainless steel cutlery set that's completely portable (patent pending). Mr. Biggs has also been credited with being the first American entrepreneur to delve into and revolutionize the once-flourishing world of mail-order sandwiches. A pioneer, an uncle, a risk-taker, an individual, and, above all, a STYLISH GENTLEMAN, Mr. Biggs is a lot of things to a lot of people. And now, through the miracle of mp3 compressed audio technology, he can be all of these things to YOU with The Mr. Biggs Bartered Program! Welcome to the fantastic world of Mr. Biggs!

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 Stick It #004 - Monument Repair and Restoring Rustic Furniture | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:23:21

In this episode, repairing granite memorial cracks, and restoring live-edged wooden seats. An advice podcast about glues and adhesives. From the producers of Ask Mr. Biggs.

 Stick It #002 - Restoring Vehicle Interiors and Removing Unknown Adhesives | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:17:55

In this episode, car headliner repair and cleaning unknown substances from children's hair. An advice podcast about glues and adhesives. From the producers of Ask Mr. Biggs.

 Stick It #001 - Repairing Granite and Reconstituting Glue | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:19:44

In this episode, repairing granite statuary and reconstituting vintage glue. An advice podcast about glues and adhesives. From the producers of Ask Mr. Biggs.

 Ask Mr. Biggs #0001 - Mr. Biggs often has his druthers | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:39:04

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Enjoys Sierra Mist, just not from a can. Has a rough understanding of the Japanese art of Haiku. Doesn’t think is “his thing”. Feels the chassis probably isn’t grounded. Uses a self-bronzer. Can recognize his own buttocks’ heat signature.

 Ask Mr. Biggs #0002 - Mr. Biggs dislikes false mustaches | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:36:49

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Doesn’t wish to discuss the incident. Will take one more call. Does not condone monkeying around with your Torx wrench behind the shielding. Feels line 8 is clearly defective. Has a full day of activities planned with Angela and Cody. Thinks the listener’s pictures are of a baby seal with a goiter.

 Ask Mr. Biggs #0003 - Mr. Biggs never wants for bags | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:44:56

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Can’t find a band willing to work for tips. Thinks some people can wear sweaters . . . some shouldn’t. Distrusts the word of those guys on Internet. Can fashion a buoyancy gauge from corn syrup, an aquarium, and a Canadian nickel. Is living in the Space Age, with the Velcro shoes and all. Can’t eat certain types of Asian cuisine, due to intestinal distress.

 Ask Mr. Biggs #0004 - Mr. Biggs is lousy with quarters | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:47:15

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Thinks Carl deserves a toaster oven. Feels stinky conduit can hurt resale values. Doesn’t use phony eggs everywhere. Would like Roger to talk like people. Uses jerky as an insulator (in a pinch.) Speaks American.

 Ask Mr. Biggs #0005 - Mr. Biggs would like to renegotiate | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:44:49

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Encourages the carrying of a comb, just in case. Doesn’t care for the new jingle. Thinks the “Bring Biggs Coffee” promotion was poorly executed. Is on probation with the Liquor Board for the Build-Your-Own-Cocktail Bar. Enjoys emails…when he gets around to having them read to him. Would like to whip out his yang.

 Ask Mr. Biggs #0006 - Mr. Biggs suggests a 33 1/3% gratuity | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:44:32

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Has the cleanest undercarriage he has ever had. Says the Pressure Overload Sensor is there for cosmetic purposes only. Has something about oil he wants to say. Later. Loves phone calls. Well, generally. Not always. Sometimes he doesn’t care for them. They’ve been known to go poorly. Sometimes. Saves plenty of time by typing “commercial at” rather than “at”. Utilizes subtle facial gestures to convey the subtext of his words.

 Ask Mr. Biggs #0007 - Mr. Biggs doesn’t eat breakfast | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:48:39

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Finds ambrosia to be a refreshing treat. Thinks that Kathleen Turner is still vaguely attractive, on some level. Doesn’t care for math. Was surprised to find that Goldschlager’s got gold in it. Would like folks to keep an eye on that Stuart Anderson. Doesn’t think the caller should tip his hand on “that kind of thing.”

 Ask Mr. Biggs #0008 - Mr. Biggs urges consistency | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:47:20

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Admits he finds accordions lovely. Recommends using statistics to your advantage. Understands the heartbreak of premature greying. Says Toastmasters changed his life. Recently discovered that “HazMat” is not an acronym. Doesn’t watch Animal Planet all that much.

 Ask Mr. Biggs #0009 - Mr. Biggs: Actor | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:43:36

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Is starring in an upcoming feature film. Says folks on a tight budget enjoy the sensible value of variety meats. Wonders at which point a lot of carrots becomes too many. Turns to collaborative internet resources for researching his facts. Says Joaquin Phoenix breaks a common stereotype regarding actors. Won’t forget his firsthand run-in with Mark Wahlberg anytime soon.

 Ask Mr. Biggs #0010 - Mr. Biggs dots his Qs | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:42:19

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Discourages being overly boastful. Acknowledges the usefulness of lasers for a myriad of projects, as well as the inherit dangers. Is concerned about the new facility’s ability to process phone calls. Doesn’t intend to be on the wrong side of the State Gaming Board ever again. Warns about the deceptive thermal properties of modern exhaust systems. Encourages compliance with workplace Internet usage guidelines.

 Ask Mr. Biggs #0011 - Mr. Biggs has warm cockles | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:39:06

n this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Discourages the use of arcane acronyms. Considers all listener suggestions. Practices selective philanthropy. Shows kindness through giving, to heal emotional wounds. Would love to know what Roger’s holiday plans are. Creates spontaneous festivity with seasonal foliage.

 Ask Mr. Biggs #0012 - Mr. Biggs salutes The Working Man | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 00:38:40

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Enjoys seeing Ks stand in for Cs in commercial signage. Feels the restless should seek out relaxing hobbies. Thinks there should be an easier way for listeners to e-mail the show. Is not familiar with all contemporary colloquialisms for animal waste. Gently discourages the use of indefinite pronouns. Utilizes mnemonic devices to recall complicated processes and phrases.


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